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07/05/2004 11:59:08 PM · #51 |
Q:How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to hold the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around him.
Q:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two...one to change the lightbulb, the other to lean against the wall and say, "I can do that."
Q:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They have machines to do that now.
Message edited by author 2004-07-05 23:59:41. |
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07/06/2004 12:06:28 AM · #52 |
Originally posted by melismatica:
Q:How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to hold the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around him.
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Oops...I didn't realize this had been used with sororities. In Providence, it's Brown students. :-D But we kid the Brown students...really.... |
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07/06/2004 12:23:02 AM · #53 |
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't know their in the dark. LOL Van |
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07/06/2004 12:23:32 AM · #54 |
Originally posted by vtruan:
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't know their in the dark. LOL Van |
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/06/2004 12:31:01 AM · #55 |
Originally posted by Koriyama:
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How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3
1 to call the electrician, and 2 to sleep with him
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I MUST be the one calling the electrician cuz I'm certainly not one of the other 2! LOL
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07/06/2004 12:34:59 AM · #56 |
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't believe in change. |
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07/06/2004 12:39:13 AM · #57 |
Oooh it's like that huh?
Q. How many John Kerry supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We'll let you know when he gets at least one.
Message edited by author 2004-07-06 00:39:23.
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07/06/2004 12:49:56 AM · #58 |
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor
Message edited by author 2004-07-06 00:53:02. |
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07/06/2004 01:04:16 AM · #59 |
Originally posted by mavrik:
Oooh it's like that huh? |
Hey, I didn't steer the topic in that direction ... I'm only responding "in kind." And I try to make up my own, too ...
How many legislators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have lobbyists to handle all their "personal" needs.
How many Federal bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assign a G-14 maintenance worker to handle the job, and one to cut a $38,000 purchase order to Haliburton. It would take three but their supervisor is on vacation. |
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07/06/2004 08:05:23 AM · #60 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by mavrik:
Oooh it's like that huh? |
Hey, I didn't steer the topic in that direction ... I'm only responding "in kind." And I try to make up my own, too ... |
LOL I was only kidding. I know the liberal joke started it. :)
Q. How many Site Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We'll let you know at 12:01. ;)
Just funnin!!
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07/06/2004 07:26:33 PM · #61 |
bump for SC members. ;)
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07/06/2004 07:46:54 PM · #62 |
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to .... .... ....
(work it out for yourselves) |
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07/06/2004 07:48:01 PM · #63 |
Originally posted by tallan:
Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to .... .... .... |
Tell the man how it was done.
:)
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