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08/18/2004 11:11:50 AM · #1 |
Daily driver thread inspired me to post this :-)
What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums
The typical post goes something like this...
Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
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08/18/2004 11:28:24 AM · #2 |
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08/18/2004 11:54:13 AM · #3 |
thats funny, I was a long time member of the BMW forums, F-Body forums (camaro/firebird) and recently the Trailblazer forum.
Just about all of them listed are true.
I did find that the BMW 7 series guys had ZERO patients and would get EXTREMELY pissy if nobody responded to their post in about 3 minutes wondering if they should get window tinting or not, and would it increase the resale value of their car.
James
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08/18/2004 12:10:40 PM · #4 |
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08/18/2004 02:08:49 PM · #5 |
Volvo: I have 500.000 clicks on an original engine, and Ford won't give me a new one.
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08/18/2004 04:16:50 PM · #6 |
You guys ever tried overtaking a BMW driver!
Man, you gotta be brave, cos they're back at you within 100 yards. |
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08/18/2004 04:22:16 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by Wolfie:
You guys ever tried overtaking a BMW driver!
Man, you gotta be brave, cos they're back at you within 100 yards. |
Oh that just depends upon what part of the country (in the US) you are in. In the Mid-West I haven't run into any that were to difficult to pass.
On the East Coast, one of them blew by me doing something like 100 Mph on the shoulder of all places at a part of the road that was curved and carved into a hillish mound of granite. (Yes, he/she was close to flying off the hill/mountain and into a 40 to 50 drop to the next flatish ground.)
I don't know what happens on the West Coast... |
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08/18/2004 04:26:11 PM · #8 |
Nelzie, I'm closer to BMW country than I am to you.
In the UK there two cars you avoid on the road...Beemers and Volvos.
BMWs own the roads and will run you of it if you are in their way.
Volvo drivers have tunnel vision, there are no other road users and anyway, who cares...I have front, side, rear and anal airbags! My car is built like a tank and no-one - AND - I mean no-one is allowed on my bit of road. |
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08/21/2004 10:19:42 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by Wolfie:
In the UK there two cars you avoid on the road...Beemers and Volvos. |
Make that 3 - little hatchbacks driven by yoofs wif baseball caps that reckon (and try) they can outrun me on my 100bhp+ two-wheeler.
Idiots. |
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08/21/2004 10:48:13 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by Wolfie:
You guys ever tried overtaking a BMW driver!
Man, you gotta be brave, cos they're back at you within 100 yards. |
yes I have, when I had my Trans Am, some of the BMW's always wanted to race, I would pass them, then they would catch up to me want to "go for it" then I would just leave them behind.
But I did get my ass handed to me a few times by some super modified BMW's
James
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