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06/06/2004 04:35:35 PM · #1 |
I got this in my junk mail folder this morning. I have no idea what they were trying to tell/sell me, but I laughed my ass off.
"Subject : oil filter biceps inside
Unlike so many widows who have made their moldy mortician to us.Where we can barely assimilate our grand piano.When over demon is muddy, dahlia for dance with crank case from pine cone.Any taxidermist can approach umbrella near, but it takes a real pit viper to philosopher around.Most mirrors believe that short order cook related to approach dilettante over hole puncher.
silicide relief baldpate headwind swum medicate jockstrap ambrose"
:)
P-ness
Message edited by author 2004-06-06 16:38:04. |
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06/06/2004 04:41:12 PM · #2 |
erm even if this didn't have an attachement I'd do a full anti virus check. This kind of 'spam' is one reason I moved away from Microshafts Outlook Express and now use Eudora.
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06/06/2004 05:03:55 PM · #3 |
This looks like it's made with a (I think) slash-dot generator, which takes a paragraph and fills in strategically-placed blanks with random words of appropriate syntax from a list; similar to the old parlor game "Mad Libs"
For a current example try the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator |
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06/06/2004 09:29:52 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:
erm even if this didn't have an attachement I'd do a full anti virus check. This kind of 'spam' is one reason I moved away from Microshafts Outlook Express and now use Eudora. |
Norton caught the infected attachment, so no worries. I just thought the text was hysterical. A good laugh for a rainy sunday morning. :) |
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06/06/2004 09:32:58 PM · #5 |
Any taxidermist can approach umbrella near, but it takes a real pit viper to philosopher around
My favorite part! LOL
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06/06/2004 09:55:51 PM · #6 |
Here are a few subject lines I had in my mailbox today:
"don't be fooled eruption mumble"
"i tried, it worked bentham raspberry"
"why aren't you hoagie bird"
"now her friends are academy dusenberg"
Do people really open messages (let alone read, or - heaven forbid - BUY something) from senders of messages with those subjects?? Based on the quantity of such crap I receive, someone must be making money with it....
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06/06/2004 10:37:49 PM · #7 |
Why aren't you a hoagie bird" |
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06/06/2004 10:44:26 PM · #8 |
My favorite ones are the ones from ex-Presidents or bank officails from 3rd world countries who have a ton of money they want to transfer into an account I set up for safe keeping. The funniest one was supposably originated from one of Sadam Husseins son's mistress. I actually read that whole one just to laugh.
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