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06/01/2015 11:40:29 AM · #26976

See this:

Spork wins.

Canon EF 200mm f/2.8 L II USM Lens

06/01/2015 11:41:50 AM · #26977

I am looking good and I see that I win once more.

skewsme

Canon EOS-6D

06/01/2015 11:59:23 AM · #26978

Originally posted by Spork99:

Spork had misgivings

Spork has mistakings.

PHOTOKID

06/01/2015 12:35:28 PM · #26979

Hey, I am back what did I miss?

06/01/2015 01:36:55 PM · #26980

You missed Spork's victory party.

Spork wins.

Originally posted by PHOTOKID:

Hey, I am back what did I miss?

06/01/2015 04:24:50 PM · #26981

Originally posted by PHOTOKID:

Hey, I am back what did I miss?

You missed a LOT of inspired (and some not-so-inspired) doggerel, is what you missed... And you missed my Victory shut-down of the thread after I became SC; everything else is just fir giggles, when the thread was locked I was the last post on it :-)

06/01/2015 05:26:12 PM · #26982

but in the end I won

06/01/2015 05:45:57 PM · #26983

Tiny won the rear end contest.

Bear won a poetry award of questionable value.

Spork wins.

Originally posted by Tiny:

but in the end I won

PHOTOKID

06/01/2015 11:11:33 PM · #26984

Wow that's an amazing amount of stuff to miss. Thanks for the recap.

06/01/2015 11:25:22 PM · #26985

When Tiny came to DPC
to polish up his skill-sets,
we told him where the sun don't shine,
but he lisped "And yet, it still sets!"

We giggled and we let him stay,
but the boy outgrew his britches.
We'd have tossed his ass some years ago,
save he leaves us all in stitches...

That's all the proof you need, my friends,
of the power of weird humor.
And as for Spork, don't fret! Relax!
He's just a plastic rumor.

Message edited by author 2015-06-01 23:29:20.

Jules1x

Fujifilm X-T1

Fujifilm XF 23mm f/1.4 R

06/01/2015 11:30:14 PM · #26986

You all are good for the soul.

And I had better practice up with some winning here so I am ready for next week.

06/02/2015 03:14:16 AM · #26987

You need lots of practice winning .

I win.

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

06/02/2015 08:01:02 AM · #26988

Practice all you want, but Spork wins.

Originally posted by Tiny:

You need lots of practice winning .

I win.

RyanW

Nikon D7000

06/02/2015 08:50:58 AM · #26989

there once was a man from Nantucket,
who we all thought would kick the bucket!
his humor was wry,
his eyes as blue as the sky,
but couldn't stop yelling "phucket"

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.4D

06/02/2015 03:46:08 PM · #26990

Spork is a poet too.

Spork wins.

raish

Olympus C-2500L

06/03/2015 04:41:44 PM · #26991

The muse just beckoned
and Spork came second.

06/03/2015 04:59:21 PM · #26992

Peter Richards had a thought,
went to DeePeaSea,
typed it on a forum page
and claimed his "victory".

MusicBear came ambling by,
saw this mockery,
Sporked Poor Richards in his tush
and said "The winner's ME!"

So it goes: you win, you lose,
nothing stays the same.
Don't you think it's time we all
quit this stoopid game?

Think of all the time we'd gain
for doing things constructive,
or (if you're of a mind for such)
shenanigans destructive!

Here's a thought: let's each go forth
and comment on an image!
We'd all have time, if we'd just end
this pointless verbal scrimmage!

"Who's HE to talk?" you must be thinking,
and I can't say I'd blame you:
this poetaster's captain of
the "let's all waste some time" crew.

For proof, you need not look beyond
this current string of verses,
and you'd be be right to shower me
with epithets and curses.

So bring it on, and shoot me down
(as always) from my aerie:
if I can't be YOUR eagle, then
I'll be my own canary :-)

Message edited by author 2015-06-03 17:01:20.

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 16-35 f/4 ED VR

06/03/2015 05:15:03 PM · #26993

I win again to the sound of glazed roads.

MarkB

Canon EOS-60D

Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II

06/03/2015 05:45:26 PM · #26994

I am the last to win

The reason is quite simple

Because I said so

mbrutus2009

Nikon D850

06/03/2015 05:47:47 PM · #26995

I win.

06/03/2015 05:49:32 PM · #26996

Borrrring, people. Let's put some habaneros in this guacamole.

06/03/2015 10:35:50 PM · #26997

Spork tricks Bear into eating a ghost pepperâ�¦hilarity ensues

Then, old Smokey the Bear is gonna start his own forest fire after a bit.

Spork wins

06/03/2015 10:43:24 PM · #26998

Bear's neighbor across the street actually GROWS Ghost Peppers and Carolina Reapers, which are even hotter, and Bear uses them in a variety of ways. These things are so hot they'd melt a Spork... You don't want to get involved in a hot-pepper showdown with Bear, you really don't. He'll win.

In fact, he just HAS!