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12/15/2014 12:34:09 PM · #26551 |
I think you're all cracked!
Spork...we're using REAL silverware for the holidays. Move along..... |
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12/15/2014 12:41:15 PM · #26552 |
Originally posted by Spork99:
Spork suggests you consult a medical specialist if your nuts are locked, it sounds painful.
Spork will handle winning while you're off playing with your nuts.
Spork wins.
Originally posted by RyanW:
Hi. I'm Ryan. I work for the Redundant Department of Redundancy, and my name is Ryan of the Redundant Department of Redundancy.
It's Monday morning and I'm dealing with snow-tire-installation issues since they can't find the Toyota-coded nuts to unlock my tire-locks.
Damned locking nuts.... :p |
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just got the call, the men in the garage found the key to unlock my nuts. hooray! |
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12/15/2014 12:53:51 PM · #26553 |
Originally posted by RyanW:
Originally posted by Spork99:
Spork suggests you consult a medical specialist if your nuts are locked, it sounds painful.
Spork will handle winning while you're off playing with your nuts.
Spork wins.
Originally posted by RyanW:
Hi. I'm Ryan. I work for the Redundant Department of Redundancy, and my name is Ryan of the Redundant Department of Redundancy.
It's Monday morning and I'm dealing with snow-tire-installation issues since they can't find the Toyota-coded nuts to unlock my tire-locks.
Damned locking nuts.... :p |
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just got the call, the men in the garage found the key to unlock my nuts. hooray! |
Spork has no need to know that other men are touching your nuts...some things should stay private.
Meanwhile Spork continues to win. |
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12/15/2014 01:01:55 PM · #26554 |
Originally posted by Spork99:
Spork has no need to know that other men are touching your nuts...some things should stay private. |
I'm guessing you'll not be making reservations to see that holiday favorite, The Nutcracker ... |
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12/15/2014 01:14:15 PM · #26555 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by Spork99:
Spork has no need to know that other men are touching your nuts...some things should stay private. |
I'm guessing you'll not be making reservations to see that holiday favorite, The Nutcracker ... |
saw it a few years ago, left me scratching my head...
well, hopefully with these new tires on the car I will be spending less time in the gutters this winter; I appear to have been there all morning so far :p |
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12/15/2014 01:16:57 PM · #26556 |
"We are all in the gutter*, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
*But probably not for lack of snow tires ....
Message edited by author 2014-12-15 13:17:36. |
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12/15/2014 01:17:07 PM · #26557 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by Spork99:
Spork has no need to know that other men are touching your nuts...some things should stay private. |
I'm guessing you'll not be making reservations to see that holiday favorite, The Nutcracker ... |
If we do go, Spork will be wearing a cup.
Spork wins |
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12/15/2014 01:19:39 PM · #26558 |
One thing for sure -- spork wins the contest for typing "spork wins" most often.
I *assume* you have a keyboard shortcut/macro to type that for you ... |
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12/15/2014 01:55:17 PM · #26559 |
Spork does not type.
Spork is connected directly to the internet.
Spork wins |
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12/15/2014 02:11:26 PM · #26560 |
OH, Spork, honey...
When those men came and told you you were directly connected to the internet, it was a metaphor for the metal plate in your head receiving information! You don't type, because you don't know how. Your See-n-Say keyboard was to keep the plate from getting hot.
Stay away from the microwave..
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12/15/2014 03:02:29 PM · #26561 |
I've never been in the gutter due to (lack of) snowtires before, but yes, that is a good quote.
I wonder how Bergie knows that spork had a metal plate put in his head.
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SHE'S ONE OF THEM!!!
uh..
I mean, nothing to see here folks, move along. |
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12/15/2014 03:22:17 PM · #26562 |
When Spork got plated
his brain shut down,
but BurgerKat told him
not to frown,
He did his best
to stay upbeat
while his world crumbled
at his feet,
But nothing worked;
the dread disease
of apathy brought Spork
to his knees.
We set out one day
to rescue him,
but his prospects, I fear,
are rather dim.
So let's all toast
our fading friend
as we ride this river
around the bend
Towards who knows where,
and who knows when
(if ever) our paths
will cross again.
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12/15/2014 03:28:31 PM · #26563 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
as we ride this river
around the bend |
 River Bend |
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12/15/2014 03:44:52 PM · #26564 |
You fools are being sent up the river, to the big house for your crimes.
Spork floats down river, carefree.
Spork wins |
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12/15/2014 03:45:18 PM · #26565 |
spork sank.
that's not winning. |
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12/15/2014 11:24:31 PM · #26566 |
| Ryan spanked spork in a boat. Pass it on. |
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12/15/2014 11:41:01 PM · #26567 |
| Psssst! Ryan Sporked Spanky in a boat! Pass it on. |
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12/16/2014 08:41:43 AM · #26568 |
Psst Hey! Spork sank Bear's boat. Pass it on.
Spork wins
Message edited by author 2014-12-16 08:41:55. |
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12/16/2014 08:53:16 AM · #26569 |
Spork spanked Bear on the bottom?
Pass it on. |
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12/16/2014 09:11:37 AM · #26570 |
| Bear spiked Spork with BoTox! Pass it on! |
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12/16/2014 09:25:11 AM · #26571 |
| Spork sports stoic buttocks. Pass it on. |
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12/16/2014 09:43:27 AM · #26572 |
| New drinking game - every time spork gets botox, take a shot. |
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12/16/2014 11:16:45 AM · #26573 |
| Skirted Skews spanked Bear's bare buttocks. Pass it on |
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12/16/2014 12:15:03 PM · #26574 |
| Scatologically skewed Sporks rank butt-ox in the woods! Pass it on. |
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12/16/2014 12:28:36 PM · #26575 |
| Bear got gored by an ox...in the buttocks. Pass it on |
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