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11/18/2014 11:36:24 PM · #26376 |
Has anyone noticed how that Spork d00d is sort of like a welfare recipient or something, he's not actually contributing anything to the welfare of this society/thread, he just shows up every now and then and claims a win, same words, same deadpan expression, BORRRRing and forgettable.
Now, if he'd just throw in the occasional decent limerick, or crack a ripping pun, or SOMEthing?
C'mon Sporkster, AMUSE us! |
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11/18/2014 11:48:33 PM · #26377 |
The things we know
(or think we know)
are likely well-forgotten:
cherish the way
your abstract brain
can find an obscure pattern
in memory's loss
and sorrow's sigh
of daylight on a mattress
between four walls
a sleeping cell
that wakes to be a buttress.
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11/19/2014 12:29:06 PM · #26378 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Has anyone noticed how that Spork d00d is sort of like a welfare recipient or something, he's not actually contributing anything to the welfare of this society/thread, he just shows up every now and then and claims a win, same words, same deadpan expression, BORRRRing and forgettable.
Now, if he'd just throw in the occasional decent limerick, or crack a ripping pun, or SOMEthing?
C'mon Sporkster, AMUSE us! |
Given the state of the limericks and puns...Spork endures them.
You do realize that a the #5 and #6 Google search results for the phrase "Spork wins" link to this thread.
As always...Spork wins. |
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11/19/2014 05:06:11 PM · #26379 |
Originally posted by Spork99:
You do realize that a the #5 and #6 Google search results for the phrase "Spork wins" link to this thread.
As always...Spork wins. |
Then where the HECK do the first four lead? |
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11/20/2014 09:48:44 AM · #26380 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by Spork99:
You do realize that a the #5 and #6 Google search results for the phrase "Spork wins" link to this thread.
As always...Spork wins. |
Then where the HECK do the first four lead? |
The magic is in the surprise.
Spork wins. |
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11/20/2014 12:02:39 PM · #26381 |
i agre less is mor
Spork wins. |
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11/20/2014 12:45:46 PM · #26382 |
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11/20/2014 01:12:52 PM · #26383 |
Spork shows you his "moon"
Spork wins |
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11/20/2014 05:21:17 PM · #26384 |
| It's about time for a Total Eclipse of the Spork, don't you guys think? |
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11/20/2014 06:39:18 PM · #26385 |
Total Eclipse of the Spork!
It's a complete disaster!
What will we do without
Our self-proclaimed Lord & Master?
We'll just have to bumble along,
Winning as best we can.
Remember, he wasn't a God,
But only a man,
As flawed as my metrics here,
And equally doomed to fail:
Let us remember him
As we lash and flail
Away at this silly game
With an oxymoronic name.
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11/21/2014 04:09:56 AM · #26386 |
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11/21/2014 08:58:22 AM · #26387 |
| Caribou Coffee opened in my town today, so I win with a big cup of sweetened coffee! |
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11/21/2014 11:54:49 AM · #26388 |
Bear is ripping off cheesy 80's music.
Spork wins.
Message edited by author 2014-11-21 11:55:52. |
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11/21/2014 02:56:01 PM · #26389 |
| Spork is needed in Buffalo, NY to help them shovel out from a monumental snow. A snow that big should keep little Spork busy, and not winning, until spring. |
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11/21/2014 03:25:36 PM · #26390 |
Spork dislikes Buffalo.
Spork will not help them.
Spork could melt the entire snowfall with his brilliance.
Spork won't.
Spork wins. |
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11/21/2014 10:29:50 PM · #26391 |
Are you implying that a Spork has a Heart? |
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11/22/2014 07:41:20 AM · #26392 |
| Would be saviour lacks bottle |
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11/23/2014 02:14:01 PM · #26393 |
Spork has bottles.
Spork wins |
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11/23/2014 02:32:44 PM · #26394 |
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11/23/2014 02:56:48 PM · #26395 |
| there...I have to have won!!! Can't believe this is still going!!! |
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11/23/2014 02:56:52 PM · #26396 |
| there...I have to have won!!! Can't believe this is still going!!! |
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11/23/2014 05:35:04 PM · #26397 |
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11/23/2014 06:31:35 PM · #26398 |
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11/23/2014 11:02:36 PM · #26399 |
| Play through! Play through! |
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11/24/2014 08:36:29 AM · #26400 |
Why even play?
Spork wins...always. |
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