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11/13/2014 08:07:20 AM · #26351 |
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11/13/2014 09:49:10 AM · #26352 |
Spork might have intestinal flu.
Spork wins |
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11/15/2014 05:27:03 AM · #26353 |
a fly met a flea in a flue
'let us flee' said the fly
'let us fly' said the flea
so they flew through a flaw in the flue |
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11/15/2014 10:24:01 AM · #26354 |
The devil made the wind to blow
The ladies' skirts knee high,
The Lord was just,
He raised the dust
To blind the bad man's eye. |
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11/15/2014 12:22:56 PM · #26355 |
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11/15/2014 02:07:24 PM · #26356 |
There was a young bard from Japan
whose limericks never would scan.
When told it was so
her replied: 'Yes, I know,
but I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can.'
Message edited by author 2014-11-15 14:07:51. |
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11/15/2014 04:18:43 PM · #26357 |
A poet in Norway named Peter
Was prone to go totter a teeter
Or two on his way
Home from work every day:
He said it replenished his Meter!
Message edited by author 2014-11-15 17:58:28. |
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11/16/2014 03:19:37 AM · #26358 |
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11/16/2014 04:41:31 PM · #26359 |
There once was a man from Nantucket
â€Â¦you know the restâ€Â¦
Spork wins |
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11/16/2014 05:55:20 PM · #26360 |
There once was a Spork from Nantucket
Who said "If I had any luck, it
Might mean I could win
This danged game, and then
I'd happily go kick the bucket!" |
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11/16/2014 08:40:48 PM · #26361 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
There once was a Spork from Nantucket
Who said "If I had any luck, it
Might mean I could win
This danged game, and then
I'd happily go kick the bucket!" |
That's is Spork's cousin Larry, he's from Nantucket.
Spork wins |
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11/16/2014 11:00:11 PM · #26362 |
Spork, Larry of Nantucket, Mass
Was known to improvise Jazz
Through the musical toot
Of a slender flute
He wedged in the crack of his a**. |
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11/17/2014 12:45:40 AM · #26363 |
There's one in every familyâ€Â¦
Spork wins. |
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11/17/2014 12:45:42 AM · #26364 |
There's one in every familyâ€Â¦
Spork wins. |
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11/17/2014 03:51:05 AM · #26365 |
| One who dreams of winning, but oh, no... |
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11/17/2014 12:20:30 PM · #26366 |
There's one in every family, yes,
the unrepentant sinners,
but just like Spork, these troubled folks
will rarely end up winners.
So here's a verse in praise of those
who toil in hopeless trenches,
cussing the fate that put them there
and plotting their revenges.
I feel for them, I really do,
the Sporkers of the world,
who struggle so, yet find themselves
into the darkness hurled.
So shed a tear with me, my friends,
for all that longing shattered,
before we all sit down and feast
on the only thing that mattered!
VICTORY!
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11/17/2014 04:31:55 PM · #26367 |
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy bathed in Nair
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Spork wins |
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11/17/2014 05:19:27 PM · #26368 |
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11/18/2014 01:08:32 AM · #26369 |
| you won, you're no longer winning |
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11/18/2014 01:19:43 AM · #26370 |
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11/18/2014 06:44:45 AM · #26371 |
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11/18/2014 10:25:17 AM · #26372 |
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11/18/2014 11:38:42 AM · #26373 |
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11/18/2014 12:39:31 PM · #26374 |
Some things are real
some things a fantasy
some things are those
that one might say, but never do.
Some things, like saying spork
always wins, are
demonstrably untrue. |
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11/18/2014 10:43:57 PM · #26375 |
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