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08/29/2014 10:44:19 PM · #26026 |
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08/29/2014 10:49:20 PM · #26027 |
Bear with me as I speak of beer,
a beverage not with me here
or, tell the truth, not one that I
am often motivated by:
I find its rank and hoppy essence
mostly a crude, intrusive presence,
and rather quite prefer good wine,
which means, of course, the victory's MINE!
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08/30/2014 03:19:22 AM · #26028 |
| Sorry wino, you've stumbled onto the cookies & beer thread. Shall we call you a nice Cab or would you prefer to take the Nighttrain? |
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08/30/2014 07:00:04 PM · #26029 |
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08/31/2014 04:26:49 AM · #26030 |
| They do I agree, I win in any case. |
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08/31/2014 06:52:01 AM · #26031 |
| Any case except this one. |
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08/31/2014 06:38:14 PM · #26032 |
| Oh! A new avatar, Ken! Love it! :) |
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08/31/2014 06:54:21 PM · #26033 |
| I change avatars like I change my socks. Once a month. :P Still winning. |
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08/31/2014 07:42:25 PM · #26034 |
so thats what that smell is
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08/31/2014 07:43:26 PM · #26035 |
When Art decides to change his avatar,
adoring throngs come visiting from afar
to admire the latest iteration of
his tangled mind. Meanwhile, up above
the pilgrim hordes, another winner dares
his moment in the sun. The WIN is BEAR'S! |
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08/31/2014 08:56:12 PM · #26036 |
Originally posted by cowboy221977:
so thats what that smell is |
it's the adoring thongs |
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08/31/2014 10:38:50 PM · #26037 |
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08/31/2014 10:39:16 PM · #26038 |
sorry I got lost for a min
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08/31/2014 11:34:13 PM · #26039 |
| Because your thong is strangling you, no doubt. Can be distracting. |
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08/31/2014 11:47:42 PM · #26040 |
Thay, can ya play... another "thomebody'th done thomebody wrong" thong.
Come on, thing it with me... |
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09/01/2014 04:08:16 AM · #26041 |
| Look how adoring throngs come winning from afar!!! |
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09/01/2014 05:18:13 PM · #26042 |
| Near or afar, thongs are inappropriate attire for my victory parade. |
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09/01/2014 05:24:53 PM · #26043 |
| You mean the victory parade you are preparing for me? |
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09/01/2014 07:12:28 PM · #26044 |
| Let me see..... yep, you're on the guest list. :) |
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09/02/2014 12:25:28 AM · #26045 |
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09/02/2014 12:35:27 AM · #26046 |
A guest, aghast, assumed the worst
and left the party in a huff.
Art quaffed a beer (it wasn't his first)
and started acting testo-tough.
Meanwhile, out across the lawn,
in the deep shadow of the trees,
something else was going on...
It wasn't what you think! Oh, please!
No, the legions of the Bear
were reeling the shadows in,
teasing phantoms from the air
and charging towards their final WIN!
Message edited by author 2014-09-02 00:36:28. |
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09/02/2014 01:29:28 AM · #26047 |
Dear Mr. BM,
We regret that we cannot consider your poetry submission for publication in the upcoming and final issue of Last Wins.
Kindly put it back in your desk drawer and please do not resubmit.
Thank you and skedaddle,
R.K. Sohm
Weeditor
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09/02/2014 03:35:15 AM · #26048 |
| Bear's don't take rejection well. |
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09/02/2014 04:39:49 AM · #26049 |
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09/02/2014 04:45:08 AM · #26050 |
| I would, but I am busy celebrating. |
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