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08/29/2014 10:44:19 PM · #26026
beer?
08/29/2014 10:49:20 PM · #26027
Bear with me as I speak of beer,
a beverage not with me here
or, tell the truth, not one that I
am often motivated by:
I find its rank and hoppy essence
mostly a crude, intrusive presence,
and rather quite prefer good wine,
which means, of course, the victory's MINE!
08/30/2014 03:19:22 AM · #26028
Sorry wino, you've stumbled onto the cookies & beer thread. Shall we call you a nice Cab or would you prefer to take the Nighttrain?
08/30/2014 07:00:04 PM · #26029
Bum's rush, I say.
08/31/2014 04:26:49 AM · #26030
They do I agree, I win in any case.
08/31/2014 06:52:01 AM · #26031
Any case except this one.
08/31/2014 06:38:14 PM · #26032
Oh! A new avatar, Ken! Love it! :)
08/31/2014 06:54:21 PM · #26033
I change avatars like I change my socks. Once a month. :P Still winning.
08/31/2014 07:42:25 PM · #26034
so thats what that smell is
08/31/2014 07:43:26 PM · #26035
When Art decides to change his avatar,
adoring throngs come visiting from afar
to admire the latest iteration of
his tangled mind. Meanwhile, up above
the pilgrim hordes, another winner dares
his moment in the sun. The WIN is BEAR'S!
08/31/2014 08:56:12 PM · #26036
Originally posted by cowboy221977:

so thats what that smell is


it's the adoring thongs
08/31/2014 10:38:50 PM · #26037
thongs..........
08/31/2014 10:39:16 PM · #26038
sorry I got lost for a min
08/31/2014 11:34:13 PM · #26039
Because your thong is strangling you, no doubt. Can be distracting.
08/31/2014 11:47:42 PM · #26040
Thay, can ya play... another "thomebody'th done thomebody wrong" thong.

Come on, thing it with me...
09/01/2014 04:08:16 AM · #26041
Look how adoring throngs come winning from afar!!!
09/01/2014 05:18:13 PM · #26042
Near or afar, thongs are inappropriate attire for my victory parade.
09/01/2014 05:24:53 PM · #26043
You mean the victory parade you are preparing for me?
09/01/2014 07:12:28 PM · #26044
Let me see..... yep, you're on the guest list. :)
09/02/2014 12:25:28 AM · #26045
I'm aghast too.
09/02/2014 12:35:27 AM · #26046
A guest, aghast, assumed the worst
and left the party in a huff.
Art quaffed a beer (it wasn't his first)
and started acting testo-tough.
Meanwhile, out across the lawn,
in the deep shadow of the trees,
something else was going on...
It wasn't what you think! Oh, please!
No, the legions of the Bear
were reeling the shadows in,
teasing phantoms from the air
and charging towards their final WIN!

Message edited by author 2014-09-02 00:36:28.
09/02/2014 01:29:28 AM · #26047
Dear Mr. BM,
We regret that we cannot consider your poetry submission for publication in the upcoming and final issue of Last Wins.
Kindly put it back in your desk drawer and please do not resubmit.
Thank you and skedaddle,
R.K. Sohm
Weeditor

09/02/2014 03:35:15 AM · #26048
Bear's don't take rejection well.
09/02/2014 04:39:49 AM · #26049
give him a hug
09/02/2014 04:45:08 AM · #26050
I would, but I am busy celebrating.
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