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08/07/2014 06:04:45 PM · #25776 |
I once knew a man from DPC
Art Roflmao he claimed to be
He claimed to win, again and again
But look who's in first, not him, but me |
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08/07/2014 07:08:08 PM · #25777 |
Originally posted by MarkB:
I once knew a man from DPC
Art Roflmao he claimed to be
He claimed to win, again and again
But look who's in first, not him, but me
and damned if he wasn't always right!
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08/07/2014 11:47:05 PM · #25778 |
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08/08/2014 12:42:50 AM · #25779 |
I once was lost
But now I'm found
...found winning. |
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08/08/2014 03:23:04 AM · #25780 |
Yup, I found you here
no wait -
there!
Get thee behind me... |
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08/08/2014 05:01:17 AM · #25781 |
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08/08/2014 01:18:21 PM · #25782 |
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08/08/2014 01:29:12 PM · #25783 |
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08/08/2014 02:44:06 PM · #25784 |
Au contraire, Art, you forget the song:
a TRUE man will admit when he is wrong
and do the manly thing: slit his own throat,
and let the winners swarm across his moat! |
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08/08/2014 11:23:02 PM · #25785 |
| No way in hayell am I touchin art's 'moat' |
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08/08/2014 11:26:44 PM · #25786 |
| And besides, it's HAIRY... |
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08/09/2014 03:08:26 AM · #25787 |
| That mote just might be int he eye of the invader |
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08/09/2014 08:57:51 AM · #25788 |
Here's a thought to keep you occupied,
a quandary for which YOU must decide
the notional reduction; is it worse
to ridicule eye-moters in bad verse,
or take a razor to whatever's hairy
and shave one's way to well-earned sanctuary? |
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08/09/2014 11:45:24 AM · #25789 |
Bad verse is conversation
higher minds construct
falutin' situations out of
unknown luck. Rhyming
hairy and sanctuary could be worse
than questionable verse. you make
the meter and you wear the cap
if you can take the time you get
for the crime of a bad rap. |
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08/09/2014 11:36:03 PM · #25790 |
bla bla bla bla bla
I win. And yes, that was my poem. |
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08/10/2014 12:54:40 AM · #25791 |
There once was a man named Art
Who could let out a great big Fart
And when he's not there
It would hang in the air
And that was Art's big Part |
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08/10/2014 03:54:54 AM · #25792 |
There once was a gal named Katie
and Art wins |
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08/10/2014 04:14:49 AM · #25793 |
art the fart knew what to do
but even a little mav
was too much to chew
Message edited by author 2014-08-10 04:15:16. |
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08/10/2014 10:26:21 AM · #25794 |
Peter Richards made his way
to the very top one day,
only to find his win ignored
by a populace so bored
with the whole depressing thread
that they chose to stay in bed
on this lovely Sunday morning...
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08/10/2014 11:21:47 AM · #25795 |
well that's your bed you made so lay in it
or reach out for the works of Gideon
and take it to the church and pray in it
this side of the Greenwich meridian
Sunday morning's done and dusted -
before you're awake you're already busted
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08/10/2014 12:27:41 PM · #25796 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
There once was a gal named Katie
and Art wins |
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh with a come back like that I am speechless!
Katie wins |
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08/10/2014 01:39:08 PM · #25797 |
This IS........................ the most interesting thread in the world.
Stay thirsty my friends. |
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08/10/2014 04:02:58 PM · #25798 |
| clean out of thirst and still I come first |
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08/11/2014 03:35:18 AM · #25799 |
| Here I go again on my own |
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08/11/2014 09:17:07 AM · #25800 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Here I go again on my own |
You're not on your own, you're together with all losers in this thread. |
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