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06/17/2014 03:53:28 PM · #25201 |
deep thoughts by Jack Handy
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06/17/2014 04:03:22 PM · #25202 |
| The only thought upon which you should focus is: Spork wins. |
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06/17/2014 04:37:36 PM · #25203 |
His future is set
No matter how hard he tries
Spork cannot win |
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06/17/2014 05:01:53 PM · #25204 |
Originally posted by MarkB:
His future is set
No matter how hard he tries
Spork can never win |
I fixed your haiku. |
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06/17/2014 05:31:18 PM · #25205 |
There once was a lady named skewsme.
Her attempts to win always amused me.
Not matter how hard she tried, she would always be denied.
So who would win, that's easy, it's me |
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06/17/2014 06:10:17 PM · #25206 |
| sorry i don't speak doggerel |
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06/17/2014 06:15:35 PM · #25207 |
Do you ever feel like hiding behind a tree
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06/17/2014 06:37:02 PM · #25208 |
| Nope, winners don't hide. |
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06/17/2014 07:01:55 PM · #25209 |
O, beautiful Skewsme, amuse me
by giving my doggerel a home
somewhere in your heart; don't abuse me
by refusing to call it a poem...
Message edited by author 2014-06-17 19:02:29. |
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06/17/2014 07:10:00 PM · #25210 |
Now is not the time
to post in this thread a rhyme
just remember I win
and if ya do it agin
you'll no doubt be charged with a crime |
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06/17/2014 10:40:58 PM · #25211 |
:)
Message edited by author 2014-06-17 22:43:51. |
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06/17/2014 10:44:05 PM · #25212 |
A herd of notorious wits
were afflicted with terrible fits
of Irishly verse
to banter and curse
but they couldn't write meter worth shit.
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06/17/2014 10:57:59 PM · #25213 |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you guys fight over second
because I am winning to |
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06/18/2014 12:17:26 AM · #25214 |
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06/18/2014 12:33:18 AM · #25215 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
but they couldn't write meter worth shit. |
Hrrrmph. I thought MY meter was pretty slick... |
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06/18/2014 12:51:40 AM · #25216 |
| Meters are for conformists and losers. I am neither. |
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06/18/2014 01:16:21 AM · #25217 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by posthumous:
but they couldn't write meter worth shit. |
Hrrrmph. I thought MY meter was pretty slick... |
Look again, I referenced Limerick. |
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06/18/2014 02:57:46 AM · #25218 |
| Yeah, look again. While I win. |
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06/18/2014 06:26:32 AM · #25219 |
winning is just a game to the lost
i am found and winning |
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06/18/2014 08:27:11 AM · #25220 |
close!
you're unsound and i am winning. |
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06/18/2014 09:08:36 AM · #25221 |
| i am making no sound winning |
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06/18/2014 10:16:22 AM · #25222 |
| That sounds like whining to me. |
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06/18/2014 11:30:15 AM · #25223 |
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06/18/2014 12:20:09 PM · #25224 |
Thank you for that.
I enjoyed it and will go to the area in the future.
win |
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06/18/2014 12:36:52 PM · #25225 |
| I recommend you swab the area with disinfectant. |
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