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 03/23/2014 04:42:23 AM · #24076
you cant call nothing, with your mouth full of shark
 03/23/2014 04:45:24 AM · #24077
*ptooooey!*
Now I win. :P
 03/23/2014 05:49:18 AM · #24078
I will report a complaint!
 03/23/2014 11:04:52 AM · #24079
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
*ptooooey!*
Now I win. :P


Except now you have shark breath and are celebrating all alone.

Message edited by author 2014-03-23 12:25:22.
 03/23/2014 11:12:22 AM · #24080
Art's sushi distracted the ladies
Who have wings and hail from Hades
All is not lost
Spork is still the boss
And the women are naught but maybes

Spork wins

Message edited by author 2014-03-23 11:12:35.
 03/23/2014 01:19:41 PM · #24081
Spork is back with a vengeance
and his poems do seem quite endless
But despite his intense menace
his winning will not have lasting presence.

03/24/2014 04:20:11 AM · #24082
03/24/2014 06:01:38 AM · #24083
03/24/2014 07:14:03 AM · #24084
clearly an act of war. prepare to be vanquished.
 03/24/2014 07:17:25 AM · #24085
"'tis WAR!" loudly declares Art
with breath of cabbage fart
Spork's already won
the battling's all done
The others are not so smart.

Spork wins

03/24/2014 07:18:07 AM · #24086
*an arrow through Spork's head*
 03/24/2014 07:30:01 AM · #24087
My axe is drippin'
Foot on top of carcasses laying on the ground.
Think I'll hit the golf course for some chippin'
with the trophy that a recently found.
 03/24/2014 11:57:41 AM · #24088
Spork's imitators are many
But they're not worth a penny
They're out on the links
With their stupid hijinks
Making themselves out the ninny.

Spork wins
 03/24/2014 12:17:31 PM · #24089
wow, neither rhyme nor rhythm - it's a wonder you can breathe on your own.
will all the leper-corns with their lame-ricks please desist, the dog(gerel) challenge is over and done with.
 03/24/2014 12:23:50 PM · #24090
Spork's poetry has its critics
Who think little of his limericks
They're in fear of his pen
Because they know that Spork wins
And cannot match his antics.

03/24/2014 01:07:38 PM · #24091
Roses are red
Violets are blue

Lets face it I win
 03/24/2014 01:09:12 PM · #24092
Writing limericks isn't my strong side. But winning this thread is.
 03/24/2014 02:23:00 PM · #24093
Troll Man's not winning
His chances are thinning
He's ever so weak
He can barely speak
The pope even says he's sinning.

Spork wins
03/24/2014 03:04:44 PM · #24094

ATTENTION! This is a message from the Emergency Alert System. This is NOT a test. A large swarm of killer Africanized bees is heading for this thread. Please evacuate immediately. This is not a test. ...it's not a request for more bad limericks either, so quit that. Now leave. Thank you for your cooperation.

buzzzzzz BZZZZZZZ BZZ BZZZ
 03/24/2014 03:20:50 PM · #24095
I have RAID
 03/24/2014 04:10:28 PM · #24096
Spork's bees are buzzing about.
Art's legs are swollen with gout.
Cowboy is screaming
Without real meaning
It's victory in form of a rout.

Spork wins
03/24/2014 04:30:44 PM · #24097
Art tried to use this on me and I... umm.. "confiscated" it. Seems to work better on killer Africanized bees anyway.

03/24/2014 06:40:51 PM · #24098
03/24/2014 06:52:41 PM · #24099
oh. here it is.
03/24/2014 08:05:09 PM · #24100
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