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05/31/2013 02:07:30 PM · #76 |
Slips on double secret probation now.
I quess we all know who was assigned as his parole officer.
I wonder if the next SLIP-UP will get him 2 weeks?
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05/31/2013 02:56:02 PM · #77 |
Slippy was sentenced to 1 week community service in the Colorado mountains.
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05/31/2013 05:01:28 PM · #78 |
Originally posted by bohemka:
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Oh, were you gone for a while? I guess that absence accounts for the "DPC is boring" thread. |
He was locked up. This is no time for "boring" jokes. |
My cellmate bored me every night unless I could distract him with a pack of smokes.
Originally posted by LydiaToo:
Oh Hiii! |
Hellooooo! La, la, la.
Originally posted by FourPointX:
after all the times i asked you to hang for a beer you go for one with that guy? |
He probably didn't spring for a single round, anyway.
Originally posted by beatabg:
... Thirty seconds? Kubler-Ross would be proud! Welcome back! :) |
... Teflon Woman ! ;-P
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Damn! The media was particularly silent on this banishment. >:/
I missed a chance to start a "FREE SLIPPY" campaign.
Welcome back, Slipmeister!
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I tried not to rattle my tin cup along the bars too much. It got my cellmate all riled up.
Originally posted by blindjustice:
Welcome back!
Let the horse-screwing shots recommence! |
Shoot your subject from behind!
Originally posted by RyanW:
Originally posted by pamb:
Originally posted by RyanW:
...and we should all strive to be Australia. |
A spade is not a spade. A spade is a f***ing shovel. |
Perfect! Top Marks! Now, just sit back, wait for someone to get upset over your honesty, and then we'll lynch-mob em! ;) |
Maybe I need to move to Australia.
Originally posted by Mike:
Originally posted by Garry:
Originally posted by Mike:
Originally posted by Garry:
Seems Slippys intention to start a riot is coming to fruition. |
this isn't a riot it a bar room argument, we'll all wake up tomorrow and forget everything |
Slippy roofie you again? |
no, but the horses were acting weird this morning. |
Macro shoot your subject from behind.
Originally posted by nygold:
Slips on double secret probation now.
I quess we all know who was assigned as his parole officer.
I wonder if the next SLIP-UP will get him 2 weeks? |
Two weeks cleaning the SC washroom, and they don't put the seat up to pee... or the lid.
Originally posted by Garry:
Slippy was sentenced to 1 week community service in the Colorado mountains. |
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05/31/2013 05:34:11 PM · #79 |
| The perception here is all backwards. Being banished = being FREE. Coming back = Returning to confinement. Hence, the link posted. I can only dream of being banished. ...or perhaps, Slippy can school me? |
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05/31/2013 05:41:09 PM · #80 |
Im sure Slippy can school you with all the tricks he learned in the slammer.
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05/31/2013 06:02:39 PM · #81 |
| Oh please God (or the General) please don't let Slippy move to Australia. We'd run out of f***ing shovels. |
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05/31/2013 06:39:35 PM · #82 |
Originally posted by pamb:
Oh please God (or the General) please don't let Slippy move to Australia. We'd run out of f***ing shovels. |
F***ing horses, too. And horses f***ing. |
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05/31/2013 07:09:33 PM · #83 |
| excessive asterisks will send this to Rant, d***it. |
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05/31/2013 07:25:22 PM · #84 |
| ********************* ******** ******* \endrant |
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05/31/2013 07:30:40 PM · #85 |
p*** , s*** , c*** , m***** f***** , t***
the 5 words you can't say on cable according to George Carlin
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05/31/2013 08:15:08 PM · #86 |
Originally posted by cowboy221977:
p*** , s*** , c*** , m***** f***** , t***
the 5 words you can't say on cable according to George Carlin |
... and yet you can type a single letter followed by the appropriate number of asterisks and 99% of people* will know exactly which word you mean.
*probably 100% of children -- the curve is dragged down by those older folks who are losing their memory ...
Message edited by author 2013-05-31 20:16:39. |
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05/31/2013 08:20:24 PM · #87 |
| i always thought it was 7, you left out c*** s***** and f*** |
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05/31/2013 08:52:11 PM · #88 |
Originally posted by cowboy221977:
p*** , s*** , c*** , m***** f***** , t***
the 5 words you can't say on cable according to George Carlin |
Had nothing to do with cable TV - was way before that. There were originally 7 dirty words...
"The seven dirty words (or "Filthy Words") are seven English-language words that American comedian George Carlin first listed in 1972 in his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".[1] The words are shi*, pis*, fuc*, cun*, coc*sucke*, mothe*fu****, and ti**."
Message edited by author 2013-05-31 20:54:51. |
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05/31/2013 08:57:26 PM · #89 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by blindjustice:
Welcome back!
Let the horse-screwing shots recommence! |
Shoot your subject from behind!
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I was thinking "animals in motion" might be a great one to cut your new teeth on... |
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05/31/2013 09:13:10 PM · #90 |
| Goddammotherfuckersonofabitch! |
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05/31/2013 09:21:13 PM · #91 |
Originally posted by Spork99:
Goddammotherfuckersonofabitch! |
Reminds me of when I was about 7. After school my girl friend and I used to go down the far end of the schoolyard (my family's education department house was in one corner of it) and scream out our dirty words at the top of our voices. I don't think our vocabulary was fully developed at that stage, but bloodybuggerbitchbum was one of them.
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05/31/2013 09:29:38 PM · #92 |
Originally posted by jomari:
bloodybuggerbitchbum |
wow my nickname in high school
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05/31/2013 10:18:48 PM · #93 |
I'd just like to apologise for sending this thread to the gutter...
....but I am very comfortable there.
Message edited by author 2013-05-31 22:21:40. |
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05/31/2013 10:28:57 PM · #94 |
Originally posted by pamb:
I'd just like to apologise for sending this thread to the gutter...
....but I am very comfortable there. |
Hey I live in the gutter...I was in the army for 13 years
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05/31/2013 10:39:29 PM · #95 |
Originally posted by cowboy221977:
Hey I live in the gutter...I was in the army for 13 years |
So serving your country is living in the gutter or equatable to that? I was in the Navy. Served two full terms. I never thought I was in the gutter. Is the Army that much worse?
Message edited by author 2013-05-31 22:40:33. |
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05/31/2013 10:42:00 PM · #96 |
Originally posted by CEJ:
So serving your country is living in the gutter or equatable to that? I was in the Navy. Served two full terms. I never thought I was in the gutter. Is the Army that much worse? |
I think they're talking about the cussing :-)
ETA: I grew up in a Navy town, and I know first-hand those guys can CUSS!
Message edited by author 2013-05-31 22:42:31. |
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06/01/2013 12:42:14 AM · #97 |
| well, you just replied to me, i take responsibility for derailing this thing into the gutter. (you just helped it along it's way) |
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06/01/2013 02:10:52 AM · #98 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by CEJ:
So serving your country is living in the gutter or equatable to that? I was in the Navy. Served two full terms. I never thought I was in the gutter. Is the Army that much worse? |
I think they're talking about the cussing :-)
ETA: I grew up in a Navy town, and I know first-hand those guys can CUSS! |
Isn't that where the expression, "salty language" came from?
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06/01/2013 03:05:09 AM · #99 |
Originally posted by jomari:
Originally posted by Spork99:
Goddammotherfuckersonofabitch! |
Reminds me of when I was about 7. After school my girl friend and I used to go down the far end of the schoolyard (my family's education department house was in one corner of it) and scream out our dirty words at the top of our voices. I don't think our vocabulary was fully developed at that stage, but bloodybuggerbitchbum was one of them. |
Why is it I always find pissed off Aussies amazingly hilarious? Because of word usage and extraordinary creativity, as demonstrated above. |
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06/01/2013 03:14:00 AM · #100 |
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