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05/18/2013 01:25:13 AM · #1
Dear Slippy,

I'm sorry for starting a thread that everyone will think is you apologizing.

No I'm not.

Heres your chance to apologize to slippy. Have fun.

Message edited by author 2013-05-18 01:25:40.
05/18/2013 01:39:53 AM · #2
OK. Sorry Slippy. Turns out I was just the asshole who thought you were an asshole.
05/18/2013 05:17:09 AM · #3
You know I'd never hurt you. It's me darling, not you.
05/18/2013 08:34:47 AM · #4
i feel an overwhelming urge to apologize, but i have nothing to apologize for. should i create an offense in this thread or start another?
05/18/2013 08:44:01 AM · #5
So exactly how does this work? We all have to apologize for Slippy, for the fact that he is here, because we begrudgingly admit we know him..... what? :O)

Ray
05/18/2013 09:15:36 AM · #6
Slippy, for the first three years of your life, I thought you were a cat. Sorry for all the cat food.
05/18/2013 09:21:25 AM · #7
Dear Slippy, I have loved you from afar for the last few years. Now I've sold the house, left Ryan and the cats and am about to jump in the U-Haul and head for our *secret* place. See you there my hunkahunka burnin lerve...*mwah* Yours forever, Susan
05/18/2013 09:26:05 AM · #8
Slippy. I'm sorry that you're TOTALLY AWESOME.

-Love,
Cory

PS. ZAP!
05/18/2013 09:28:40 AM · #9
Originally posted by FourPointX:

i feel an overwhelming urge to apologize, but i have nothing to apologize for. should i create an offense in this thread or start another?


05/18/2013 10:42:03 AM · #10
Originally posted by posthumous:

Dear Slippy,

I'm sorry for starting a thread that everyone will think is you apologizing.

No I'm not.

Heres your chance to apologize to slippy. Have fun.

I saw the title and thought maybe I had started it last night and then forgot. ;-)
05/18/2013 11:29:15 AM · #11
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

Originally posted by posthumous:

Dear Slippy,

I'm sorry for starting a thread that everyone will think is you apologizing.

No I'm not.

Heres your chance to apologize to slippy. Have fun.

I saw the title and thought maybe I had started it last night and then forgot. ;-)


Ah, then my work here is done...

(no this is not a good-bye thread)
05/18/2013 12:55:31 PM · #12
I can say good bye if I want to. Good bye Slippy, and I am NOT sorry.
05/18/2013 01:04:01 PM · #13
Dear slippy,
I'm sorry I thought you were a fraud. It was the moustache that threw me off.
05/18/2013 01:20:36 PM · #14
Slippy I'm sorry I haven't been playing more BlackOps with you and helping the rage quit cause!!
05/18/2013 01:23:04 PM · #15
Dear Slippy, I am sorry - but you make me feel old.
05/18/2013 01:44:03 PM · #16
Sorry about Tina your llama maybe a little wolverine hunting will make you feel better.
05/18/2013 03:08:08 PM · #17
I'm sorry, so sorry. For what I don't know but I'm sure I did something and even more sure that I will eventually.

This is the same canned apology I use on my wife, should be good enough for our dear friend Slippy.
05/18/2013 03:40:08 PM · #18
Dear Mr Strikeslip

Since you should never ruin an apology with an excuse, here it is, without further decay, telling it and liking it as it is, laying it on the hook, line and sinker, bearing all, coming out of the closet's woodwork, from the bottom of my intestines.

Sorry.

05/18/2013 05:06:14 PM · #19
Slippy,
I'm sorry I used some pretty foul language (in my head) when I was at the airport in Toronto in March of 2010. And then I disliked that airport for quite a while.

(I'm not gonna ruin the apology with an excuse that my foot was broken, they took at least 8 X-rays of my aircast boot at the airport to make sure my foot was really broken - since I do look like such a dangerous terrorist and drug dealer. I almost missed my next plane, and people who worked at the airport seemed like it was their first day at work. Hope you're not reading this part, you were supposed to skip this section.)

I really hope you can forgive me.

Sincerely,
Beata
05/18/2013 07:30:03 PM · #20
Slippy,
I am sorry that I am an asshole. I hate myself for it. I have cussed at Canadians before. Those Canadians just can't drive unless there is snow on the ground.........Damn them. Anyway sorry about that. That was my anger coming out again
05/18/2013 07:32:25 PM · #21
Here is a preemptive apology in case I haven't offended you yet and a retrospective one for if I already have. Sorry Slippy.
05/18/2013 07:36:22 PM · #22
Sor·ry
[sor-ee, sawr-ee] Show IPA
adjective, sor·ri·er, sor·ri·est.
1.
feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc.: to be sorry to leave one's friends; to be sorry for a remark; to be sorry for someone in trouble.
2.
regrettable or deplorable; unfortunate; tragic: a sorry situation; to come to a sorry end.
3.
sorrowful, grieved, or sad: Was she sorry when her brother died?
4.
associated with sorrow; suggestive of grief or suffering; melancholy; dismal.
5.
wretched, poor, useless, or pitiful: a sorry horse.
6.
(used interjectionally as a conventional apology or expression of regret): Sorry, you're misinformed. Did I bump you? Sorry.


Ooops, did I bump you? Sorry.
05/18/2013 10:12:59 PM · #23
I'm sorry, Slippy. Here's a peace offering -- a little something I picked up this past week.
05/18/2013 10:15:27 PM · #24
I'm sorry you will never be supreme dictator.
05/18/2013 10:28:47 PM · #25
I'm so sorry Slippy. You know what I'm referring to.

That is unless the roofies did their job.... Then you don't, and never mind....
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