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04/12/2013 12:15:12 PM · #20801

whiskey and I win

04/13/2013 09:15:22 AM · #20802

Originally posted by Spork99:

Some years ago, one of my friends at work, Kevin, bought his first house. He was very overweight (5'9, probably 275lb) and had the great idea to use a push reel mower for his grass as a way to start getting more exercise. While the house was fairly small, the lawn was pretty damn big. Shortly thereafter in late spring, he went out of town for a couple of weeks on business and asked a mutual friend, Al, to look in on his place a couple times a week and to mow the lawn. What followed was prankery taken to a new level. Al decides Kevin's lawn mowing workout needs to get stepped up a notch and stops off at the garden center for some advice and fertilizer. Add in frequent watering, warm weather and plenty of sunshine and about a week after Kevin gets back, he's looking tired and starts to complain, "The grass is growing so fast, I have to mow it every other day...I mow the backyard one day and the front the next and then the back is grown up again...I'm exhausted." No one told him about the fertilizer until the end of the summer. On the upside, he did lose about 30 lb.

Spork wins.

Nice storytelling. I still win.

04/13/2013 09:16:05 AM · #20803

04/13/2013 09:16:36 AM · #20804

you

04/13/2013 09:16:53 AM · #20805

do not.

04/13/2013 09:17:24 AM · #20806

little turtle or no

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

04/15/2013 05:17:38 AM · #20807

And the trophy goes to... Beata

Apple iPhone 5

04/15/2013 06:41:33 AM · #20808

Congrats turtle.

By the way, if you've ever kept pet turtles, you'll realise that 'turtle' isn't really a compliment.

Damon

Nikon D750

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-120mm f/4G ED VR

04/15/2013 07:49:37 AM · #20809

i stubbed my turtle once..

04/15/2013 07:52:09 AM · #20810

sounds like a personal prob

04/15/2013 09:34:58 AM · #20811

You all need therapy.

Spork wins while you're in the waiting room.

04/15/2013 02:22:52 PM · #20812

Spork needs the most therapy...I win

04/15/2013 02:26:28 PM · #20813

㍙

04/15/2013 02:32:43 PM · #20814

There's at least one therapist among all the voices in Spork's head.

Spork wins

04/15/2013 03:24:28 PM · #20815

Originally posted by JH:

Congrats turtle.

By the way, if you've ever kept pet turtles, you'll realise that 'turtle' isn't really a compliment.

I love watching turtles. Anyway I don't think honey, sweetheart, buttercup or other pet names are compliments either. If you've ever seen a real human heart, it's not that good looking. Pet names are just pet names. Most of them weren't really made to make sense or be a compliment (imo).

04/15/2013 03:25:38 PM · #20816

Originally posted by Spork99:

You all need therapy.

Spork wins while you're in the waiting room.

Oh wait. This is not a therapy room?
:)

04/15/2013 03:29:15 PM · #20817

Originally posted by beatabg:

Originally posted by JH:
Congrats turtle.

By the way, if you've ever kept pet turtles, you'll realise that 'turtle' isn't really a compliment.

I love watching turtles. Anyway I don't think honey, sweetheart, buttercup or other pet names are compliments either. If you've ever seen a real human heart, it's not that good looking. Pet names are just pet names. Most of them weren't really made to make sense or be a compliment (imo).

Spork's favorite pet name is "Monkey"

Spork wins

04/15/2013 03:42:07 PM · #20818

Oh turtle is back and spork is in therapy. That must mean that I win

04/15/2013 04:19:58 PM · #20819

It means you think you win.

Your brain can't accept that you lose...and Spork wins.

04/15/2013 06:04:16 PM · #20820

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

Oh turtle is back and spork is in therapy. That must mean that I win

Little turtle sounds better. I guess only Tiny knows how to say it right :P You can use my name too, lol.

04/15/2013 06:05:24 PM · #20821

Originally posted by Spork99:

It means you think you win.

Your brain can't accept that you lose...and Spork wins.

Yup, Adam and Spork are in denial, and I win. Thank you for your attention.

04/15/2013 06:07:45 PM · #20822

Originally posted by beatabg:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:
Oh turtle is back and spork is in therapy. That must mean that I win

Little turtle sounds better. I guess only Tiny knows how to say it right :P You can use my name too, lol.

awesome

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

04/15/2013 06:56:43 PM · #20823

Cool. And I win.

Art Roflmao

Canon EOS-6D Mark II

04/16/2013 03:16:13 AM · #20824

Originally posted by beatabg:

Cool. And I win.

Won. (past tense)

...and no, Art is not back. Just reclaiming his rightful throne.

Spork loses.