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11/30/2012 08:50:25 PM · #1 |
Dear Posthumous. How are you? I am fine. I really like your pictures. Is your name Posthumous or Don? I always like that if you added an "E" to posthumous, you could sing your name to the Mickey Mouse song. You can't do that with Don. Oh well. Have a nice day.
Beevily yours,
bvy
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11/30/2012 09:04:32 PM · #2 |
Dear Posthumous
Have you ever read any Elizabeth Taylor? Not the British actress Elizabeth Taylor but the far lesser known British author Elizabeth Taylor who, i guess unfortunately, was pretty much the same age as her far more famous namesake. She was great. I think you would like her. She wrote around ten novels or so between 1940 and 1970. The books i really like of hers are all full of slightly dank and down at heel situations. She was a fantastic descriptive writer.
"He looked startled, but when she turned to close the door she could see him through the glass panel. He was bowed over the counter as if weeping or in pain: for a moment she felt appeased, and then she saw that he was convulsed with laughter."
Yours
Roooumly yours
Rooum
p.s i like your pictures too
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12/01/2012 12:21:32 AM · #3 |
Brain and clove,
Thank u for the lovely missives. Never heard of the other liz. I wrote a poem about liz. Last time i saw paris. Family's doing well. Grampa thinks he's still in the war. Sad, but he does keep the nazis out of our garden. |
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12/01/2012 12:38:45 AM · #4 |
Dear Postermouse,
I like you too. But then I am your grandnun. By the way, please let Grandpa back in the house. Winter is a cumin in.
tnly, tnun |
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12/01/2012 02:32:33 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
Brain and clove,
Grampa thinks he's still in the war. Sad, but he does keep the nazis out of our garden. |
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12/01/2012 02:36:49 AM · #6 |
To whom it may concern,
There appears to be an abundance of beevers and mice roouming with 2nuns requesting for Don Posty's alied grandpa to be freed of his Winter. A simple blue hand in the window will suffice.
I could also say I like Don Posty too.
Yours fully full of,
BS |
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12/01/2012 03:36:50 AM · #7 |
Dear Mr PotsMouse
In the spirit of the learning that I understand DPC is about, I have reviewed your portfolio and thought I would share some excellent advice I once had myself from another member.
"Using a faster shutter speed will give you sharper pictures"
I have used it as my mantra since and thought that it might be useful for you too.
Cheers
Paul |
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12/01/2012 04:13:48 AM · #8 |
Dear Donthumous, unfortunately it appears that some brazen rouges are to take the mickey out of your honourable title. Cads and bounders I say, a pox on all their houses and those of their caliber. Damn chaps, influence of those nazis no doubt. There, I've given them a good ticking off. Perhaps a faster shutter speed would attract those of a higher social standing.
'He helped her up the steps and into the taxi and when it had driven off, he returned to his room and leaning over the table, wrote in a notebook 'fluffy grey knickers... elastic ...veins on leg colour of grapes...smell of lavender water (ugh!) ...big spots on back of shiny hands and more veins - horizontal wrinkles across hands.' Mrs Palfrey At The Claremont ~ Elizabeth Taylor
ps your fuzzy pictures rock |
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12/01/2012 04:17:35 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by Paul:
Dear Mr PotsMouse
In the spirit of the learning that I understand DPC is about, I have reviewed your portfolio and thought I would share some excellent advice I once had myself from another member.
"Using a faster shutter speed will give you sharper pictures"
I have used it as my mantra since and thought that it might be useful for you too.
Cheers
Paul |
ah ha ha I'll be laffin' for a few minutes |
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12/01/2012 04:20:14 AM · #10 |
Dear Don,
im sorry for my previous miss informed disregard for glorious artistic images that i thought were flawed through blur and abstractness, i was young and ill informed but like a good wine my taste has grown and i can appreciate the beauty and art they resonate.
so here is my unreserved apology for being a sheep following the masses
Regards
Giles Lewis Bertenshaw |
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12/01/2012 04:24:51 AM · #11 |
Dear Pothole,
None of the preceding letters can be delivered.
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12/01/2012 07:11:27 AM · #12 |
Cher Puttyhummus,
Before you came into my life I suffered severely from Aprosexia but now and usually after a strong vignette, I just have the odd bout of Apodysophilia. By the way Putty, kangaroos do have three vaginas.
Edited because I thought they were four.
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12/01/2012 07:18:24 AM · #13 |
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12/01/2012 07:21:56 AM · #14 |
Posthumous
I would like to share a joke a friend once made up in the pub after indecent indulgance of Bavarian beer. What do you call a dead hippopotamus? Hippoposthumous.
Brgds
Message edited by author 2012-12-01 07:22:39.
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12/01/2012 07:34:32 AM · #15 |
Dear sir,
Since you're dead, do I need to speak louder?
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12/01/2012 12:21:35 PM · #16 |
Mr. PottyMouth,
Has your grandpa finished his clearing chores in the yard? It appears some of those sneaky Nazis have infiltrated our community garden and we could use his help in setting things right.
Regarding the blurriness, have you been checked recently for glaucoma? Maybe astigmatism? |
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12/01/2012 01:20:52 PM · #17 |
Dear Posthumous,
Sorry to hear you can't have any more beans.
Alice
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12/01/2012 01:49:48 PM · #18 |
Dear Suomuhtsop person,
Take heed, as we are ready with our devious plan to take over your place in DPC. It was not easy, I tell you.
In the end we had to line up at least three persons, with a further one on standby, to ensure that we could keep up the number of entries, communications and sightings that you regularly do.
Then there were the dogs - You won't beleive how many dog-owners rocked up to the audition to represent your extended family.
The worst was the money we had to lay out in forensic and lab costs to understand the scope of blur to apply. Our group are up to our necks in debt, so much so that we cannot in good consciense wait for you to vacate this site at your on pace, or rather on your own steam.
You'll be visited shortly by our persuation department, and I recommend that you go kicking and screaming as per the example of other Landscapers, as they are into that scene.
Thank you for this window of opportunity to thank you for this window of opportunity.
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12/01/2012 10:02:27 PM · #19 |
Grandnun,
You know the only way he'll come back in is if you do your Mata Hari dance at the window.
The rest of you, thank you for your posthumous good wishes.
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Dear Namotofreh,
You've no idea whom you're dealing with. Them persuasion blokes had better bring flowers. |
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12/01/2012 10:03:36 PM · #20 |
| oh, and in certain cultures a woman appreciates a slow shutter speed. |
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