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05/02/2012 03:45:40 PM · #13376
Yep. I already bought a ticket.
05/02/2012 03:55:03 PM · #13377
You gonna go down with the ship
05/02/2012 04:30:21 PM · #13378
by the time it's done, global warming will have melted all of the icebergs
05/02/2012 05:17:24 PM · #13379
Its supposed to be done in 2016..I hope we dont heat up that quick
05/02/2012 05:45:29 PM · #13380
If it does, we'll all be needing ships!
05/02/2012 05:46:35 PM · #13381
You may start bidding on my ticket now...
05/02/2012 05:47:44 PM · #13382
Ha! They aren't sold out yet!
05/02/2012 05:50:50 PM · #13383
Um... well mine is a first class cabin. The only tickets left are for the second class areas - you know, the ones that you get locked down when it's time to abandon ship... :P
05/02/2012 06:10:37 PM · #13384
aren't we the perpetual snob..... :P
05/02/2012 06:13:39 PM · #13385
I need to put my waders on...it's gettin deep in here
05/02/2012 08:38:29 PM · #13386
I feel the urge to go shopping at Walmart! :P
05/02/2012 10:51:48 PM · #13387
not me, i made pea soup!
05/02/2012 11:56:57 PM · #13388
It's a gorgeous day in Perth today.

Do you know I have a friend, whose dad said one day as he was taking a gorgeous stroll along the beach.
"It's such a beautiful day today, I could die", and then he collapsed with a heart attack and that was it, he died.

True story....then his poor wife got dementia.
05/03/2012 01:16:06 AM · #13389
what a way to go!
05/03/2012 02:02:44 AM · #13390
It's such a beautiful night, I could get dementia.
05/03/2012 05:22:57 AM · #13391
My grandmother had dementia and she thought that all of the staff in the nursing home worked for her and she was rich! Some days she'd even fire them! She always knew how to put a positive spin on things!!!! LOL

Message edited by author 2012-05-03 13:22:12.
05/03/2012 05:27:48 AM · #13392
Originally posted by Enlightened:

My grandmother had dementia and she thought that all of the staff in the nursing home worked for her and she was rich! Some days she'd even fired them! She always new how to put a positive spin on things!!!! LOL


Now that's funny!
05/03/2012 07:53:33 AM · #13393
well I'm off to the paper mill
05/03/2012 09:30:41 AM · #13394
Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.
05/03/2012 12:35:30 PM · #13395
Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.

70% of each finger? - Or 7 whole fingers, leaving him with 3?
05/03/2012 01:34:03 PM · #13396
Originally posted by JH:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.

70% of each finger? - Or 7 whole fingers, leaving him with 3?


He had 3 fingers left. Both pinkies and his right thumb. The rest weren't even nubs.
05/03/2012 02:44:38 PM · #13397
Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by JH:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.

70% of each finger? - Or 7 whole fingers, leaving him with 3?


He had 3 fingers left. Both pinkies and his right thumb. The rest weren't even nubs.

I had no idea paper cuts could be that devastating.

We have a nearby paper mill for sale if anyone is interested.
05/03/2012 03:34:13 PM · #13398
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by JH:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.

70% of each finger? - Or 7 whole fingers, leaving him with 3?


He had 3 fingers left. Both pinkies and his right thumb. The rest weren't even nubs.

I had no idea paper cuts could be that devastating.

We have a nearby paper mill for sale if anyone is interested.


Does it come with leaky drums of toxic waste in the basement that mutated ordinary spiders into giant venomous black widows?
05/03/2012 04:00:49 PM · #13399
Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by JH:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by cowboy221977:

well I'm off to the paper mill


I can't think of a worse place to work. I met a guy working at a paper mill who had lost 70% of his fingers in accidents there.

70% of each finger? - Or 7 whole fingers, leaving him with 3?


He had 3 fingers left. Both pinkies and his right thumb. The rest weren't even nubs.

I had no idea paper cuts could be that devastating.

We have a nearby paper mill for sale if anyone is interested.


Does it come with leaky drums of toxic waste in the basement that mutated ordinary spiders into giant venomous black widows?

There may be additional costs for that.
05/03/2012 04:42:10 PM · #13400
I don't actually work in a paper mill...I do the engineering of structures to be built. I was just looking at a new job.

By the way I have all of my fingers and toes
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