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12/07/2011 09:47:59 AM · #10576
Originally posted by Spork99:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


it's my week to start
12/07/2011 09:50:00 AM · #10577
Double-post DQ.

I win.
12/07/2011 09:55:18 AM · #10578
glue is soo last year get a magnum marker and sniff that!
12/07/2011 10:20:10 AM · #10579
Morning...used a little to much creamer this morning...hack...hack...
12/07/2011 10:21:13 AM · #10580
Originally posted by o2bskating:

glue is soo last year get a magnum marker and sniff that!

spray paint
12/07/2011 11:01:29 AM · #10581
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
12/07/2011 11:05:14 AM · #10582
Shirley not?
12/07/2011 01:07:19 PM · #10583
no, but I hit on a flight attendant once.
12/07/2011 02:21:23 PM · #10584
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
12/07/2011 02:24:07 PM · #10585
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
12/07/2011 02:27:58 PM · #10586
The oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this, the shit's going to hit the fan!
12/07/2011 03:09:44 PM · #10587
Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
12/07/2011 03:19:04 PM · #10588
Originally posted by sinistral_leo:

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?


What does that have to do with the price of tea in China
12/07/2011 03:47:20 PM · #10589
Originally posted by sinistral_leo:

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?


Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
12/08/2011 12:22:05 AM · #10590
I hate Unix.. And yes Unix hates me too.
12/08/2011 01:38:55 AM · #10591
Originally posted by IAmEliKatz:

I hate Unix.. And yes Unix hates me too.


At least with Unix, you won't come home to find the locks changed and all of your stuff on the lawn.
12/08/2011 01:51:35 AM · #10592
How can an accent work either to enhance or worsen a businessperson̢۪s communication? Write a two-page summary of your position on the issue.

Going to be the biggest fluff paper I have ever typed in my entire life.

I can answer this question in one paragraph. How in the world can I put this in two pages?!?!
12/08/2011 01:57:10 AM · #10593
Originally posted by mbrutus2009:

How can an accent work either to enhance or worsen a businessperson̢۪s communication? Write a two-page summary of your position on the issue.

Going to be the biggest fluff paper I have ever typed in my entire life.

I can answer this question in one paragraph. How in the world can I put this in two pages?!?!

Large print. Add illustrations. Put a fat border on the page.

Come on, man, think outside the box. :P
12/08/2011 02:01:27 AM · #10594
If there is one thing this lady is strict about... It is APA formats with papers. The paper can be fluffed to the max but if there is anything wrong with the APA formatting of the paper.. She marks like 20 points off the 100 point paper.

Any ideas about the topic that I can bring up that you can think of would be nice. :)
12/08/2011 02:48:00 AM · #10595
No help on your paper, but I did think of this:

12/08/2011 09:07:34 AM · #10596
No doubt the lass twins have a website devoted to them. Unfortunately I can't google it right now, as I suspect it's very much NSFW.
12/08/2011 11:03:21 AM · #10597
Originally posted by JH:

No doubt the lass twins have a website devoted to them. Unfortunately I can't google it right now, as I suspect it's very much NSFW.


I looked...I don't think they're really twins, but I wasn't curious enough to part with $19.95/mo to find out.
12/08/2011 03:56:55 PM · #10598
Originally posted by JH:

No doubt the lass twins have a website devoted to them.

This whole thread is devoted to them.

...and what better place to seek investors for my latest product idea:

12/09/2011 10:31:59 AM · #10599
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by JH:

No doubt the lass twins have a website devoted to them.

This whole thread is devoted to them.

...and what better place to seek investors for my latest product idea:



Va Tech is now issuing those to every incoming class of freshmen
12/09/2011 11:52:19 AM · #10600
I'll take 10 of them
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