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11/15/2011 12:28:30 PM · #76 |
Amazing, Slippy. this lovely lady escaped the clutches of Pastor Hezekiah who undoubtedly must have been after the booty (er) $5.7 million, first.
Congratulations for breaking down almost insurmountable barriers to true love.
Ahhh, poetry. It will do it every time.
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11/15/2011 12:57:33 PM · #77 |
Her refugee camp looks like it has a pretty nice pool. My family has to shell out ca$h to go to places like that.
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11/16/2011 10:19:49 AM · #78 |
... edited and updated ... reposted below ...
Message edited by author 2011-11-18 08:48:20.
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11/16/2011 10:25:01 AM · #79 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
But I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean you haven't even sent me a full body shot yet |
I chuckled in the library. Someone looked at me like I was going insane.
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11/16/2011 10:29:34 AM · #80 |
What I love about this one is it's three approaches rolled into one. The 'russian bride' the 'classic 419' and the 'reverend/church' - If she doesn't get you with her photos and expressions of love, then she'll get you with the money, failing that there's the religious angle.
But, please don't misunderstand me, I'm not dissing your lovely Julie; I can see true romance blossoming here. You'll have a beautiful future together.
Message edited by author 2011-11-16 10:34:03. |
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11/16/2011 10:32:19 AM · #81 |
Originally posted by JH:
...But, please don't misunderstand me, I'm not dissing your lovely Julie; I can see true romance blossoming here. You'll have a beautiful future together. |
Don't worry  JH, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
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11/16/2011 10:36:36 AM · #82 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by JH:
...But, please don't misunderstand me, I'm not dissing your lovely Julie; I can see true romance blossoming here. You'll have a beautiful future together. |
Don't worry JH, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. |
I thought me and the guy from Photo Laureates had something... but he broke my heart. |
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11/17/2011 01:50:05 PM · #83 |
Dang ! I think Julie's giving me the cold shoulder today. :-(
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11/17/2011 02:59:05 PM · #84 |
Lucky! Maybe she had to get some more Chapstick, or she is making a dang queso-dilla.
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11/17/2011 03:04:01 PM · #85 |
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11/18/2011 08:47:47 AM · #86 |
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Message edited by author 2011-11-20 08:14:27. |
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11/18/2011 08:54:01 AM · #87 |
Oooohhh... Julie's getting serious. It's time to get down to business, and she's getting impatient. lol
Say what is important! |
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11/18/2011 10:06:50 AM · #88 |
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11/18/2011 03:06:32 PM · #89 |
Aside of the funny side to it, which is obviously considerable, these people are criminals, normally organized in a pyramid like organization where the first contacts are made by the underdogs and then it escalates to the pro conners. It's always funny to see how, as soon as possible, they will always provide contact details for some lawyer, pastor or other supposedly reliable character. Not just because they need the higher link to step in, but also because they absolutely hate posing as women :)
This said, these people make million dollars in criminal activity, including forced prostitution, money laundering, drug dealing, and have headquarters in western countrie, as you can see. They have been known not only to scam and rob, but also to kill people (gullible and/or greedy morons, perhaps, but still people..).
So, if you get some more info that might be vaguely useful to frame them, it might be an idea to drop a copy of the emails to interpol and maybe scottish police. You never know, it may help.
Or just give them a meeting point at the airport, ask how they will be dressed and to carry something recognizable, then give the police an anonimous call and tell they are terrorists and armed :D
Ok, just joking, but I do really hate this scum, for how they exploit everybody, including their own, and then hang in downtown London in Mercedes and $ 2,000 outfits. |
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11/18/2011 03:17:51 PM · #90 |
I'm afraid I've failed the test, and been filtered out. Admittedly, I wasn't trying very hard. My apologies to DPC, I feel as if I've let you down. :-(
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11/20/2011 08:13:56 AM · #91 |
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oumar.julie@yahoo.com
Hello
I read your profile today and it was so good to me. I am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail address, (oumar.julie@yahoo.com) i dont know the posebility of remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my e-mail adsdress(oumar.julie@yahoo.com) as you know
there is no age,race,colour n religion bar when it comes to true love,
cares julie.
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Dear Julie,
I am exciting to get your e-mail. An empty spot is in my soul and your e-mail has filled it with hope. Please send me some pictures.
I have written a poem for you:
Title: Poem for Julie
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever...
We met in a chatroom,
now our love can fully bloom...
Sure the world wide web is great,
but you, you make my salivate...
I love technology,
but not as much as you, you see...
But I STILL love technology...
Always and forever.
Our love is like a flock of doves,
flying up to heaven above...
always and forever,
always and forever...
Why do you need me?
Why do you love me?
Always and forever...
Sincerely,
Slippy
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I am very happy to receive your reply
Like I said before my name is julie, 23yrs old, single and never married. I believe that it is important we get to know each other better for trust and confidence which is necessary in any good and lasting relationship built on truth and real love.
I love reading and spots and like to visit parks and garden to be close to nature. I love children too and will like to have many children when i get married. I am from Sudan and i am presently staying in a refugee camp here in Senegal .
I came here because my parents died and our region is not safe at all because of the rebel soldiers who are rapping women everyday and i escaped through the help of the unicef and red cross and i am now registered with the united nation high commission for refugees Dakar Office here in Senegal.
I choose to come to Senegal because i came once to Dakar three years ago with my late father because he was in oil business . I will tell you more about my family and everything about me when i am sure who you are and that i can trust you with my life as true friend and guardian,
Attached here is my picture I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Please send your own picture and telephone number in your next reply.
Hoping to hear from you soonest!
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Dear Julie,
Thank you so much for the e-mail and bootylishous photo.
My name is Kip. I'm 32 years old and never married. I also believe in taking it slow, baby. Don't worry, I treat my women right.
I'm training to be a cage fighter, and am also in business with my Uncle Rico to make lots of sweet moolah. When I get married, I'm going to pimp my wife out with lots of expensive jewelry, so all the other guys know she's property of Kip!
I live in Idaho, U.S.A. with my Mom and my brother, Napoleon. We have a pet llama named Tina. I like rollerlading, and sometimes my brother pulls me into town with his bike.
If you were here, with me, you wouldn't have to worry about any rappers because I would put them in an arm-bar until they tapped out.
Here's my picture. I hope to hear from you again soon!
Sincerely,
Kip
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Dearest one
am happy to read from you once again. I hope you received my pictures. In this Refugee camp we can only go out on permission of the camp master Reverend Gabirle Hezekiah and its like one staying in the prison because you do not have freedom of your own. I hope by Gods grace i will come out of here soon if everything works out well between me and you together. I will like to come over to your country and start a new life and go back to school.
I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to because they all ran away in the middle of the war in my country. The only person i have now is (Rev.Gabirle Hezekiah) who is in charge of the camp welfare. I stay in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels and you can reach me on the telephone through this number (+221=773461660) . If you call just tell Reverend Gabirle that you want to speak with me, he will send for me in the hostel to come and answer your call, As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to work or engage in any business or financial matters, be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.
I think the little I have known about you gives me confidence now to give you more information about me with the hope that you will truly help me as promised. I have my late father's bank account papers here with me which i will send to you later if you are ready and capable to help me as a trustee to claim the money because the bank has given me a condition to release the money to me as the legal next of kin. When my father was alive he deposited some amount of money in a bank in scotland and he used my name as the next of kin. The amount is $5.7(Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars).So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you will send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I will give all the necessary information about the money and will introduce directly to the bank manager for discussion because the manager is waiting for me now to present my trustee so that they release this money for me.
I am expecting your response and call.
Thanks,
julie+221=773461660
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Dear Julie,
It's nice to hear from you again. So, we're pretty much friends by now, right? So, you got my back and everything, right?
I want to speak to you on the phone, but my phone doesn't have a "+" or "=" on it. I'm going to get my brother, Napoleon, to pull me into town today. Maybe Walmart has a phone with a + and = on it so I can dial your number and talk to you. My loins are aching to hear your sweet voice. I'll bet you have and accent and everything. Reverand Hezekiah sounds like a cool guy, but don't let him touch your booty, because I plan on making that The Property of Kip.
I can help you out with your banking. I have an account with lots of $weet moolah from working with Uncle Rico, selling Crapper-ware. You see, this aint your run-of-the-mill Crapper-ware. These are some serious NuPont fiber-woven bowls.
I'm really excited to meet you, but in the meantime, could you please send me more photos of yourself? I'd like to see a full body shot from the front and from the back!!! You know, just to tide me over until we can meet up. You look great in your bikini!
Please send the photos soon, I feel like I'm going to explode!
Yours Truly,
Kip
xoxo
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Dearest,
I thank you ones again this day. I will also like to see you face to face and will use this oppurtunity to let you know that GOD has chosen you to help me amongst other men on earth its now left for you and God who directed you to me to help me out from this predicament i found myself. I know you are the one i am going to depend and trust my life. I am not going to give your love to any other one because i know you will satisfy me,
Please i have not told anyone except you and the reverend about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it. Remember i trust you that is why i am giving you all this informations!. My love is for you and you alone, I have informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country. You will have 15% of the total money for helping me and the remaining money will be managed by you in any business of your choice.
In this regard i will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information, tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me in transfering the ($5.7 Million US Dollars) deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country.
The contact informations of the bank is as follows,
TRIODOS BANK PLC SCOTLAND.
(claimsdeptriodosbk@globomail.com)
(claimsdeptriodosbk@hushmail.com)
The name of the transfer officer is Dr Henry Roger.
Telephone number: +447031815297 +447031815299
Fax +447031815306
Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositor: Mr Theophyllus M Oumar
Nationality: sudan
Next of kin : Miss oumar.julie
Amount deposited:$5.7m
Account Number: TSBUK745608902546/QB/91/A
Princess is the name my parents called me while they were alive and julie is the name that people and friends know me with .Contact them now on how to transfer the $5.7 million Dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin.I have maped out 15% for your assistance and 5% for any expenses that might come up in this transfer. My dear i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young to manage this amount of money.
As i told you before, this camp is just like a prison and my prayers is to move out from here as soon as possible. Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my travelling documents to meet with you in your country.
Awaiting to hear from you soonest .
Yours forever in love
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Dear Julie,
You are *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive you're my soul mate.
I went to my bank real quick this morning and everything is set up to receive the 5.7m.
But I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean you haven't even sent me a full body shot yet.
Your's Truly,
Kip
xo
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say what is important if you want to help, stop trash please
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Dear Julie,
I want to help and meet up with you. Do you need my bank account number or something for the transfer? But why won't you send me a full body shot? Do you have hairy legs?
Yours Truly,
Kip
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read my mails well please
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No need to get all pissy, Julie. Are you on your period?
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11/20/2011 08:16:16 AM · #92 |
| First, my apologies about the period comment. I say a lot of non-PC stuff, but not usually that. That guy has some nerve getting short with me. :-D |
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11/20/2011 09:08:12 AM · #93 |
| is there any way this could get funnier? |
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11/22/2011 02:19:00 PM · #94 |
I suspect I've been dumped without so much as a Dear Kip letter. :-(
Maybe I could win her back with another poem.... What rhymes with 'period'?
Message edited by author 2011-11-22 14:24:15.
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11/22/2011 02:32:31 PM · #95 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
I suspect I've been dumped without so much as a Dear Kip letter. :-(
Maybe I could win her back with another poem.... What rhymes with 'period'? |
Myriad? |
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11/22/2011 02:33:19 PM · #96 |
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Dear Julie,
I hope you're finished your period. You really get bitchy, wow!
Anyway, I wrote another poem for you:
You need coolin', Julie, I'm not foolin',
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin',
Way down inside Julie, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.
Wanna Whole Lotta Love
You've been learnin', Julie, I've been yearnin',
All them good times, Julie, Julie, I've been yearnin',
Way, way down inside Julie, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love... I'm gonna give you my love.
You've been coolin', Julie, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Way down inside... woman... You need... love.
Shake for me, Julie. I wanna be your backdoor man.
Keep it coolin', Julie.
Yours Truly,
Kip
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11/22/2011 02:46:52 PM · #97 |
"Backdoor man"? Heheheh. You are the master!
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11/22/2011 03:00:39 PM · #98 |
| 1969? Second album I believe... |
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11/22/2011 03:14:24 PM · #99 |
| No response yet? Sounds like you might be quoting the lemon song to her next. |
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11/22/2011 03:51:35 PM · #100 |
Originally posted by sinistral_leo:
1969? Second album I believe... |
Zeppelin FTW !
Originally posted by BrennanOB:
No response yet? Sounds like you might be quoting the lemon song to her next. |
... 'til the juice runs down my leg !
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