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03/30/2004 01:42:48 AM · #1 |
>FOR ALL YOU MATHS BOFFINS
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>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
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>What does it mean to give a 100%?
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>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more that
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> 100%?
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>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
>100%.
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>How about achieving 103%?
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>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
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>If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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>is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
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>then:
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>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
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>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>and,
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>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
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>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>But,
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>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
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>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>And,
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>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
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>21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>and, look how far ass kissing will take you:
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>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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>1+19+19+11+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
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>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
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>While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will let you
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>there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top! |
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03/30/2004 03:56:56 AM · #2 |
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03/30/2004 07:23:09 AM · #3 |
Cute, gotta remember that one.
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03/30/2004 08:38:28 AM · #4 |
hehehe -- very good -- "give 110%" expression always got that little voice in my head to go "what ARE you talking about??"
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03/30/2004 10:01:56 AM · #5 |
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