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05/08/2011 01:10:27 PM · #1 |
..you`re all idiots..
Just so you know.
Love, Angry from Essex.
PS. don`t tell me how to do my job in future.. OK? |
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05/08/2011 01:13:43 PM · #2 |
IN answer to your question - "Why am I not looking at the camera in the group shots?"
Sorry - my fault - even though I asked you EVERY SINGLE F**KING SHOT to look at the camera, you found something far more interesting to look at behind/above/to the side of me... seriously - I must of asked you at least ten times to look at me... not hard.. is it? IS IT?????
Yes, even though you `only glanced to my left` - well you see - this shit shows up on camera.
Message edited by author 2011-05-08 13:14:24. |
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05/08/2011 01:15:10 PM · #3 |
"Can you photoshop my eyes from another group shot?"
Yeah sure, which one? The one where you are looking above me? to the right of me? or where they are closed? Seriously, you`re spoilt for choice. |
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05/08/2011 01:15:21 PM · #4 |
Have a cup of tea.
Message edited by author 2011-05-08 13:16:25. |
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05/08/2011 01:15:24 PM · #5 |
| As you can tell... having a tough day. |
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05/08/2011 01:16:06 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by SaraR:
Bad wedding yesterday? |
It shows? |
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05/08/2011 01:17:05 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by Simms:
Originally posted by SaraR:
Bad wedding yesterday? |
It shows? |
I was reading between the lines - there are a few subtle clues....
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05/08/2011 01:20:44 PM · #8 |
"What can you do about my double chin?"
Dunno, put you on diet? Make you go for a run? |
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05/08/2011 01:45:20 PM · #9 |
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05/08/2011 02:24:22 PM · #10 |
You get the guy, you get the ring, you get the dress, you get a husband...but you just can't get a clue!
Sorry your day sucked, Mark!
Message edited by author 2011-05-08 18:47:14. |
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05/08/2011 02:31:24 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by Simms:
"Can you photoshop my eyes from another group shot?"
Yeah sure, which one? The one where you are looking above me? |
I'd try using those -- if you can add a vertical flip perhaps she'll look either demure or abashed ... ;-) |
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05/08/2011 02:57:26 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by Simms:
"Can you photoshop my eyes from another group shot?"
Yeah sure, which one? The one where you are looking above me? |
I'd try using those -- if you can add a vertical flip perhaps she'll look either demure or abashed ... ;-) |
Nope.. gonna leave em in so her shame and inability to look at a camera will follow her forever - or until the divorce. I can imagine 8 years from now
"Mummy - why aren`t you looking at the camera in these photos?"
"Well you see sweety pie - I find it really hard to follow the most basic of frickin` instructions..."
"Awww mummy, they make you look retarded..."
"Thats why Daddy left me.."
Message edited by author 2011-05-08 14:59:18. |
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05/08/2011 03:22:24 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by Simms:
snip... I can imagine 8 years from now
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it will more likely be something along the lines of....
"Mummy - why aren`t you looking at the camera in these photos?"
"Well you see sweety pie - we had a mean photographer who never told us to look at the camera when he was shooting..."
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05/08/2011 03:54:25 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by FourPointX:
Originally posted by Simms:
snip... I can imagine 8 years from now
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it will more likely be something along the lines of....
"Mummy - why aren`t you looking at the camera in these photos?"
"Well you see sweety pie - we had a mean photographer who never told us to look at the camera when he was shooting..." |
Yeah, thats about right. |
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05/08/2011 04:54:59 PM · #15 |
Well, if you're looking for the bright side, here it is:
You aren't the one who married her. |
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05/08/2011 05:24:52 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by Simms:
"Awww mummy, they make you look retarded..."
"Thats why Daddy left me.." |
LOL!
Message edited by author 2011-05-08 17:25:11. |
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05/08/2011 06:18:58 PM · #17 |
| Well that does it. I'm never going to do a wedding... |
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05/08/2011 06:26:13 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by PuppyDogMom:
Well that does it. I'm never going to do a wedding... |
not everyone is as stupid as that. The wedding i did turned out really nice and i had to deal with 2 other photographers taking pictures at the same time. ok that was irritating. really irritating. BUT!!! not all weddings are absolutley horrible... lol
I would suggest doing one. and then you can decide what you think about weddings ;P
I'm sorry simms that your bride was like that. That really sucks... :( did you get ANY good shots? |
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05/08/2011 06:28:24 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by ScooterMcNutty:
... :( did you get ANY good shots? |
The ones she wasn't in! ROFL! ;D |
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05/08/2011 06:29:57 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by Kelli:
Originally posted by ScooterMcNutty:
... :( did you get ANY good shots? |
The ones she wasn't in! ROFL! ;D |
ROFL!!!!!
oh bridezillas how we hate you so.... |
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05/08/2011 06:52:14 PM · #21 |
| Oh, and for the record, your ass looks HUGE in that white dress!! :P |
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05/08/2011 07:00:25 PM · #22 |
| LOL yes... its unfortunate sometimes how white does that :P |
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05/08/2011 07:10:08 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by bergiekat:
Oh, and for the record, your ass looks HUGE in that white dress!! :P |
(looks in mirror) that's your opinion missy |
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05/08/2011 07:16:13 PM · #24 |
| You can't really expect essex girls to know any wiser ;-) |
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05/09/2011 01:08:50 PM · #25 |
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