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07/22/2009 09:22:59 AM · #1 |
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class got up and moved to the first class section and sat down.
The flight attendant watched her do this, and asked to see her ticket. She then told the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she would have to return and sit in the economy section in back. The blonde replied, "I̢۪m blonde, I̢۪m beautiful, I̢۪m going to Houston, and I̢۪m staying right here.."
The flight attendant went back to the cockpit and told the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot went back to the blonde and tried to explain that because she only paid for economy, she would have to leave first class and return to her proper seat. The blonde replied, "I̢۪m blonde, I̢۪m beautiful, I̢۪m going to Houston, and I̢۪m staying right here." The co-pilot returned and told the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot said, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak 'blonde.'" he goes back to the blonde and whispered in her ear, and she said, "oh, I̢۪m sorry." and she got up and went back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked what he said to make her move without any fuss. "i just told her, first class isn't going to Houston."
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07/22/2009 10:41:31 AM · #2 |
| That is the funniest "blonde" joke I've ever heard. |
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07/22/2009 10:43:29 AM · #3 |
| excellent... I'll be forwarding that one |
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07/22/2009 06:52:48 PM · #4 |
| Bump for the nighttime crowd. |
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07/22/2009 07:05:48 PM · #5 |
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07/22/2009 07:26:35 PM · #6 |
Good one!!
5 replies so far counting mine.....all guys.....hmmmmm, can't wait to see what happens with this thread. |
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07/22/2009 07:35:31 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by senor_kasper:
Good one!!
5 replies so far counting mine.....all guys.....hmmmmm, can't wait to see what happens with this thread. |
well other gender is busy finding which part of plane does go to Houston.
And probably google is bit slow too today. |
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07/22/2009 07:53:46 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by zxaar:
Originally posted by senor_kasper:
Good one!!
5 replies so far counting mine.....all guys.....hmmmmm, can't wait to see what happens with this thread. |
well other gender is busy finding which part of plane does go to Houston.
And probably google is bit slow too today. |
LOL, that's because we've heard that one before, sunshine.
And stopped laughing/chuckling/grimacing after about the 10th time.
:-))
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07/22/2009 08:25:44 PM · #9 |
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07/22/2009 08:51:15 PM · #10 |
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07/22/2009 09:31:02 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by sfalice:
Originally posted by zxaar:
Originally posted by senor_kasper:
Good one!!
5 replies so far counting mine.....all guys.....hmmmmm, can't wait to see what happens with this thread. |
well other gender is busy finding which part of plane does go to Houston.
And probably google is bit slow too today. |
LOL, that's because we've heard that one before, sunshine.
And stopped laughing/chuckling/grimacing after about the 10th time.
:-)) |
:-D :-D
in the same gist:
Originally posted by zxaar:
I am watching this movie for 10th time.
And this guy always falls on this banana peel.
Some guys never learn ....
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Message edited by author 2009-07-22 21:31:42. |
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