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02/26/2009 05:33:40 PM · #1 |
From my mommy.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that mom ent, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protest ing the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
There now, Feeling Better?
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02/26/2009 05:37:49 PM · #2 |
Not so sure Mr.Horse
... and the rest!
Message edited by author 2009-02-26 17:41:26. |
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02/26/2009 05:43:38 PM · #3 |
Thanks Horse
I am having a bad week, but, true or not, that made me smile a bit |
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02/26/2009 06:21:05 PM · #4 |
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02/26/2009 09:27:35 PM · #5 |
It's about smiles not truths.
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02/26/2009 11:37:07 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
It's about smiles not truths. |
I think Machiavelli said that originally ... "It's about smiles, not truths." Of course that's in translation ... he would have spoken medieval Italian. |
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02/26/2009 11:52:10 PM · #7 |
Ok - I'm no party pooper - here's some to make you smile!
some examples ...
An elderly South African widow has complained for years about her electricity meter "spinning like a top", even when she was not using any power in her home. Her complaints were ignored until it was found that three street lights outside her flat had been connected to her power supply. [2 Aug 2002]
Two brothers living in Saudi Arabia literally bumped into each other after a 21-year separation when they crashed their cars and got into an argument. They discovered they were brothers when a traffic policeman was taking down their details.
Six robbers armed with just a single gun between them stole more than one million condoms while raiding a medical warehouse in Russia's second city of St Petersburg.
Message edited by author 2009-02-26 23:54:50. |
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02/26/2009 11:56:33 PM · #8 |
sorry - two more that tickled my funny bone...
Two Welsh Elvis Presley fans have won a court case to force their opera-loving neighbor to turn his music down.
A Welshman is moving his garden gate 2.7 metres so the distance to his sons' school is more than 2.4 kilometres and they get free transport. |
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02/27/2009 06:52:28 AM · #9 |
That's freakin' HILARIOUS!!! LOL!!!
I *LOVED* this one!!!
Maxine Christensen, 81, is the Burlington Liars Club World Champion Liar 2001 for having told police her car was so old the state issued it with upper and lower plates.
The contest is open to all except politicians - the club says it isn't fair to let professionals compete. [2 Jan 2002]
Message edited by author 2009-02-27 07:16:29.
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02/27/2009 10:52:36 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by iamwoman:
Six robbers armed with just a single gun between them stole more than one million condoms while raiding a medical warehouse in Russia's second city of St Petersburg. |
1 gun, 6 robbers.
6 robbers, 1 million condoms.
Priceless.
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02/27/2009 11:05:50 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by iamwoman:
Six robbers armed with just a single gun between them stole more than one million condoms while raiding a medical warehouse in Russia's second city of St Petersburg. |
1 gun, 6 robbers.
6 robbers, 1 million condoms.
Priceless. |
WOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE BLACK MARKET VALUE OF THOSE PROPHYLATICS!?!?!!?!?!?!?! |
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02/27/2009 03:54:36 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by Five_Seat:
WOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE BLACK MARKET VALUE OF THOSE PROPHYLATICS!?!?!!?!?!?!?! |
NO...do you see the possibilities of 1 million prophylactics with only 6 men?
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02/27/2009 03:57:04 PM · #13 |
| Why, they could rule the world... ;) |
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02/27/2009 05:59:50 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by Five_Seat:
Why, they could rule the world... ;) |
Or at least make a sh*tload of balloon animals!
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02/27/2009 06:04:03 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by NikonJeb:
Originally posted by Five_Seat:
Why, they could rule the world... ;) |
Or at least make a sh*tload of balloon animals! |
Jeb = SO FUNNY! |
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02/27/2009 06:34:07 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by NikonJeb:
Originally posted by Five_Seat:
Why, they could rule the world... ;) |
Or at least make a sh*tload of balloon animals! |
Hmmm...didn't see that one at all...good point.
Beware of the clowns selling balloon animals.
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02/27/2009 06:44:48 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by NikonJeb:
Originally posted by Five_Seat:
Why, they could rule the world... ;) |
Or at least make a sh*tload of balloon animals! |
Example ... NSFW! |
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