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09/28/2008 10:06:55 PM · #1 |
Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley
From the source, answer these same questions.
1= How many treat bags must you find before you find one tha's not empty?
2= How many roads must a man walk down?
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
4= What mends a broken heart?
5= What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Message edited by author 2008-09-28 22:30:58.
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09/28/2008 10:07:25 PM · #2 |
Oh, yeah.....
What's a rhetorical?
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09/28/2008 10:39:15 PM · #3 |
From the source, answer these same questions.
1= How many treat bags must you find before you find one that's not empty?3.5
2= How many roads must a man walk down?none, he should drive
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?of course, but nobody wants to hear it
4= What mends a broken heart?duct tape, it fixes everything
5= What's the sound of one hand clapping?whooooosh |
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09/28/2008 10:40:58 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Oh, yeah.....
What's a rhetorical? |
You don't know??? I'm sorry due to National Security if you don't already know, then I can't tell you. Even if I told you, I'd have to kill you afterwards. So, be glad I didn't. |
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09/28/2008 11:08:14 PM · #5 |
A man must walk down as many roads as there are treat bags that are not empty, or as many times that his heart must break before he can hear trees falling when no one is around; only then will his heart mend and he will know the sound of one hand clapping.
A woman can hear everything,
find anything,
fix anything without leaving home,
but often the only clapping she hears is onehanded. |
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09/29/2008 07:36:30 AM · #6 |
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09/29/2008 08:21:40 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
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... If a man says something and his wife is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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09/29/2008 09:23:41 AM · #8 |
And this is why I love this site - Monday morning in the office and I'm smiling already! :-)
Originally posted by Mr_Pants:
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
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... If a man says something and his wife is not around to hear him, is he still wrong? |
Silly question! Of course he is. ;-) |
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09/29/2008 09:44:48 AM · #9 |
| This is a very interesting thread... I have always loved these questions! |
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09/30/2008 12:30:39 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by mbrutus2009:
This is a very interesting thread... I have always loved these questions! |
Sooooo....what are you waiting for?
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09/30/2008 01:56:37 AM · #11 |
Does the Pope poo in the woods ?
Is the bear a Catholic ?
or did I get those two confused ?? |
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09/30/2008 03:54:06 AM · #12 |
Is the Hokey Pokey REALLY what it's all about?
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09/30/2008 06:26:28 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by antares1966:
Is the Hokey Pokey REALLY what it's all about? |
YES! |
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09/30/2008 06:59:38 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
From the source, answer these same questions.
1= How many treat bags must you find before you find one tha's not empty?
2= How many roads must a man walk down? What about a woman, we like to walk down roads too
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound? Ask a butterly
4= What mends a broken heart? staples and stickytape
5= What's the sound of one hand clapping? depends what you are clapping it against |
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Message edited by author 2008-09-30 06:59:59. |
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09/30/2008 10:13:42 AM · #15 |
Originally posted by Starbanana:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? |
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood......8>)
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09/30/2008 10:17:32 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by Starbanana:
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
From the source, answer these same questions.
1= How many treat bags must you find before you find one tha's not empty?
2= How many roads must a man walk down? What about a woman, we like to walk down roads too
3= If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound? Ask a butterly
4= What mends a broken heart? staples and stickytape
5= What's the sound of one hand clapping? depends what you are clapping it against |
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? |
Three. I did a study.
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09/30/2008 10:24:40 AM · #17 |
| Why would anyone ever ask a rhetorical question? |
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09/30/2008 10:42:45 AM · #18 |
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09/30/2008 10:55:13 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by Jedusi:
Is the bear a Catholic ? |
Nope...
R. |
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09/30/2008 10:58:05 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by NikonJeb:
Originally posted by Starbanana:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? |
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood......8>) |
That wasn't the question, though: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Of course, the twister is supposed to be "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", but you've gotta get out of the habit of answering unasked questions, Jeb, it leads to big trouble. Ask any attorney :-)
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09/30/2008 11:01:00 AM · #21 |
As a trivial sidenote, I once had a friend named "Chuck Wood", but as far as I know he never chucked wood in his life, although I suppose he could have chucked wood if he chose to chuck wood, but we'll never know because the Great Woodchuck chucked Chuck Wood lo, these many years ago, well before his time :-(
R.
Message edited by author 2008-09-30 11:01:19. |
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09/30/2008 11:14:58 AM · #22 |
| I got one. As we all know people always say that we are ALL unique in some way... does this mean we are all the same because we are all unique? |
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09/30/2008 11:38:12 AM · #23 |
Originally posted by mbrutus2009:
I got one. As we all know people always say that we are ALL unique in some way... does this mean we are all the same because we are all unique? |
Nope. All sameness is the same, but "unique" has infinite variations...
Aren't you glad you asked? :-)
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09/30/2008 12:02:03 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by skewsme:
Fnord. |
Thank you, skewsme. That (wikipedia entry on fnord) was quite interesting. |
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09/30/2008 12:23:09 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by mbrutus2009:
I got one. As we all know people always say that we are ALL unique in some way... does this mean we are all the same because we are all unique? |
Nope. All sameness is the same, but "unique" has infinite variations...
Aren't you glad you asked? :-)
R. |
True, true... |
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