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11/23/2003 06:05:28 AM · #26 |
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11/23/2003 06:32:53 AM · #27 |
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11/23/2003 08:06:48 AM · #28 |
"i was careful to restrict it simply to physical ability.."
Generally speaking yes but, in my younger days there where not many men that I could not take on. Granted I being the exception as a fit kick boxer but still, that statement is very general and not always true.
However, if a man had the same training as I did, he would probably have been stronger than I.
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11/23/2003 08:21:53 AM · #29 |
There one thing that's been proven women are better at...Fighter Pilots.
Because women tend to be smaller than men, they can handle greater G-forces before blacking out, which means they can maneuver greater degree turns then men.
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11/23/2003 09:36:50 AM · #30 |
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11/23/2003 09:54:18 AM · #31 |
Women make better women. Chix with Dix are skeeerie.
Message edited by author 2003-11-23 09:54:45.
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11/23/2003 10:29:35 AM · #32 |
The top 10 things men know about women :
10. ?
9. thinking....hmmm
8. well...hmmm
7. dang there's got to be something...hmmm
6. well, there was this one girl...nawwww hmmmm
5. just give me a minute and there might be something
4. ~digs toe in dirt~ hmmm w
3. ~throws pencil across the room....grrrr nothing comes to mind.hmmm
2. ~scratches head~ hmmmm
1.THEY HAVE BOOBS |
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11/23/2003 10:32:36 AM · #33 |
Something I heard recently: "Behind every great man is a truly astonished woman."
Ursula
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11/23/2003 10:57:33 AM · #34 |
Shiz, I think you made a typo. You mean top 10 things men want to know about women:
:P
Originally posted by Shiiizzzam:
The top 10 things men know about women :
10. ?
9. thinking....hmmm
8. well...hmmm
7. dang there's got to be something...hmmm
6. well, there was this one girl...nawwww hmmmm
5. just give me a minute and there might be something
4. ~digs toe in dirt~ hmmm w
3. ~throws pencil across the room....grrrr nothing comes to mind.hmmm
2. ~scratches head~ hmmmm
1.THEY HAVE BOOBS |
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11/23/2003 11:12:41 AM · #35 |
Without women there would be no men! Unless of course some man has figured out how to conceive and carry a child for 9 months. But within that arguement I know we need men to fertilize the egg...but hey after that the man can walk away and woman has a child to care for, for the rest of her life.
I know there are a lot of Dads here...I'm not saying there aren't a lot of Dad's here that take care of there kids too, I'm just generalizing society. |
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11/23/2003 11:57:44 AM · #36 |
Originally posted by uabresch:
Something I heard recently: "Behind every great man is a truly astonished woman."
Ursula |
"Behind every great woman is herself."
Men seem genetically determined to start arguments over pointless topics, eventually leading to war and worldwide devestation. Women seemed inclined to feed people and try and keep them healthy.
If men had not been physically stronger and able to subjugate women through threat of brute force I think our history/civilization would be quite different. |
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11/23/2003 12:21:29 PM · #37 |
"Women. Can't live with them ... Pass me the beer nuts".
-- Norm from Cheers
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11/23/2003 12:38:06 PM · #38 |
Originally posted by Jacko:
Shiz, I think you made a typo. You mean top 10 things men want to know about women:
:P
Originally posted by Shiiizzzam:
The top 10 things men know about women :
10. ?
9. thinking....hmmm
8. well...hmmm
7. dang there's got to be something...hmmm
6. well, there was this one girl...nawwww hmmmm
5. just give me a minute and there might be something
4. ~digs toe in dirt~ hmmm w
3. ~throws pencil across the room....grrrr nothing comes to mind.hmmm
2. ~scratches head~ hmmmm
1.THEY HAVE BOOBS |
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The 10 Things Women Know About Men.
10. They find bodily functions funny.
9. They will never be near when a diaper stinks.
8. They be the cause of late night headaches.
7. They go to the mall to carry the bags.
6. They didn't know that Wal Mart had clothes too, they only ever shop the hardware and automotive sections.
5. They wipe the grease off their fingers when eatting at KFC on the new pair of pants.
4. No matter what they won't stop for directions.
3. Plumbers are only what the neighbors call.
2. They call the garage to speak to the mechanic who will advise them to bring the car and only then will they even consider taking it in to be worked on.
And the NUMBER ONE Thing Women Know About Men....
1. They think women's breasts are called boobs...but they are the real boobs in the family. |
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11/23/2003 12:39:36 PM · #39 |
how about a blind taste test?
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11/23/2003 01:40:11 PM · #40 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
...Men seem genetically determined to start arguments over pointless topics, eventually leading to war and worldwide devestation. Women seemed inclined to feed people and try and keep them healthy... |
So true, but I'm afraid you're voice will get drowned out. :-( |
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11/23/2003 01:49:44 PM · #41 |
Men stronger? Perhaps as a general rule in everyday strength. Ahhh, but what I want to see is a man deliver something the size of a small watermelon through an orifice that is, well, not that big. THEN I will concur that men are stronger.
hahahah ;-) |
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11/23/2003 01:55:03 PM · #42 |
Originally posted by karmat:
Men stronger? Perhaps as a general rule in everyday strength. Ahhh, but what I want to see is a man deliver something the size of a small watermelon through an orifice that is, well, not that big. THEN I will concur that men are stronger.
hahahah ;-) |
For your further entertainment I suggest you research the birthing practices of the Huichol tribe of (I think) Mexico. |
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11/23/2003 02:50:16 PM · #43 |
| give me an epidural... i have a toothache |
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11/23/2003 04:13:12 PM · #44 |
Originally posted by vonautsch:
There one thing that's been proven women are better at...Fighter Pilots.
Because women tend to be smaller than men, they can handle greater G-forces before blacking out, which means they can maneuver greater degree turns then men. |
This reminds me of a newspaper article i read. It concerned a female fighter pilot in the RAF. On return to base one mission she could not find one of the hairgrips that she had worn. The result was that the aircraft had to be grounded for several days whilst it was completely stripped to find the offending hairgrip.
I also dont like the idea of a women fighter pilot and 'that time of the month'....
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11/23/2003 04:15:02 PM · #45 |
Originally posted by OneSweetSin:
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I know there are a lot of Dads here...I'm not saying there aren't a lot of Dad's here that take care of there kids too, I'm just generalizing society. |
Women also tend to ramble quite a lot!!
:-)
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11/23/2003 04:15:37 PM · #46 |
How do you think Friendly fire happens?
Originally posted by chinstrap:
[quote=vonautsch]
I also dont like the idea of a women fighter pilot and 'that time of the month'.... |
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11/23/2003 05:53:07 PM · #47 |
i don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die
-mr garrison from southpark :)
if women ruled the world... hah.. how would that work? could they keep men from taking it back from them? and how so? i'm curious.
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11/23/2003 05:57:03 PM · #48 |
If you are a regular reader of this column, you know that I make it my business to report on Stuff That Guys Do.
A good example is the sport of snowplow hockey, in which guys driving trucks use their snowplow blades to knock a bowling ball past trucks driven by opposing guys.
This is not to be confused with car bowling, in which guys in low-flying airplanes try to drop bowling balls onto junked cars. I've also reported on guys going off a ski jump in a canoe, and on guys trying to build a huge modernized version of a catapult-like medieval war weapon and then using it to hurl a Buick 200 yards.
These are guy activities. These are activities that, when you describe them to a group containing both males and females, provoke two very different reactions:
Male reaction: ''Cool!'' Female reaction: ''Why?''
The answer, of course, is: Because guys like to do stuff. This explains both the space Shuttle and mailbox vandalism.
- dave barry
he's so right.. ;) |
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11/23/2003 06:14:21 PM · #49 |
Try brushing and getting your teeth cleaned twice a year. ???
Originally posted by blindjustice:
give me an epidural... i have a toothache |
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11/23/2003 06:54:04 PM · #50 |
The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.
Virginia Wolf
I am sure there must have been a hidden reason to that opposition... Was is there an: "What if one day they will prove to be better?"
Why did you started this thread, Miah? Is that day so threatening close to you?
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