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07/14/2008 10:44:29 AM · #1 |
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
You never can predict anything with DPC, there are so many minds here that you can't fart without someone wanting to start a thread about it. |
So you farted, tell us about it and how long the smell lasted and if it lingered into other rooms. :)
Gentlemen/Ladies, start your farting.
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07/14/2008 10:46:19 AM · #2 |
LMAOPA Sdf'abhsjo'bnjafsn;jgsadfjbvajk;bnakj;viaujfbdn
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA |
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07/14/2008 10:48:23 AM · #3 |
Okay well here's the deal...
I'm on a diet that makes me eat as much fiber as I can eat... Lets just say that fiber is STINKY!!!
My poor wife, I'm sure she is damn near ready to go buy a gas mask. |
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07/14/2008 11:07:12 AM · #4 |
I posted this inthe word of the day thread too. Seems to be a recurring topic today.
I travel to Norway often on business. The Norwegian word for "speed" is "fart"
In the hotels you'll see placards touting their high speed Internet access. In big bold type on the top of the card is "FART?"
Then it goes on to show how to connect to the high speen Intranet.
I always get a kick out of that. |
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07/14/2008 11:10:19 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by scarbrd:
I posted this inthe word of the day thread too. Seems to be a recurring topic today.
I travel to Norway often on business. The Norwegian word for "speed" is "fart"
In the hotels you'll see placards touting their high speed Internet access. In big bold type on the top of the card is "FART?"
Then it goes on to show how to connect to the high speen Intranet.
I always get a kick out of that. |
I really dont wana know where they expect you to plug the hardline in ;)
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07/14/2008 11:13:08 AM · #6 |
I'm finding as I age that EVERYTHING I like to eat seems to give me gas.......8>(
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07/14/2008 11:14:49 AM · #7 |
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thought for sure this would've been started by Slippy.
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07/14/2008 11:18:20 AM · #8 |
You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...
DANGER
*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread *** |
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07/14/2008 11:27:38 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by FocusPoint:
You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...
DANGER
*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread *** |
Oh now that reminds me of this time my buddy tried the fart into a flame test. We didn't believe it was true. I believe the length of the gas induced flame was approximately 3 feet, I kid you not. It made believers of us all. And this was through his jeans too! lol
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07/14/2008 11:30:53 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
Okay well here's the deal...
I'm on a diet that makes me eat as much fiber as I can eat... Lets just say that fiber is STINKY!!!
My poor wife, I'm sure she is damn near ready to go buy a gas mask. |
Try eating only fruit for 2 days. I did it and I think i'm going to paint my walls to get rid of the smell. dang it lingers and lingers, Lysol shmysol, nothing worked, only made it worse. Think i'll try fiber and fruit only for a day. hmm
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07/14/2008 11:40:28 AM · #11 |
Hey I don't need fibre to make a smelly one, I'm a real PRO.
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07/14/2008 11:42:29 AM · #12 |
| I've heard that Pepto Bismol can remove the odor from gas. |
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07/14/2008 11:57:54 AM · #13 |
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07/14/2008 01:41:09 PM · #14 |
| HAHAHAHA OMG this thread is so flipping funny you all rock.... |
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07/14/2008 01:43:42 PM · #15 |
That's why my power bill keeps going up, because I am warming up the house and the A/C has to keep coming on... |
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07/14/2008 02:23:43 PM · #16 |
Wow why was this moved to rant?
Don't tell me it's because of the word fart. How many complaints did the SC get for it to be moved?
cracks me up ;\
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07/14/2008 02:30:07 PM · #17 |
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07/14/2008 02:35:54 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by FocusPoint:
You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...
DANGER
*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread *** |
Better not let Art any where near it, then.... |
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07/14/2008 02:47:32 PM · #19 |
Don't you love bubble farts, or is it fart bubbles? hmm
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07/14/2008 02:52:51 PM · #20 |
| Always worth a good chuckle: Dinofart. |
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07/14/2008 02:54:17 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by Jac:
Don't you love bubble farts, or is it fart bubbles? hmm |
I think this one is the funniest one.. That is so me and my wife.
Message edited by author 2008-07-14 14:54:33. |
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07/14/2008 02:56:04 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Always worth a good chuckle: Dinofart. |
OMG LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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