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05/01/2008 08:49:13 AM · #1
Get your creative juices flowing... and after you clean up that mess, share your love (or anxiety) about DPC in verse...

I'll start with a haiku:

Oh Update Button!
Taunt Me. Promise Me Increase!
No More Clicking! Oops...

05/01/2008 08:51:11 AM · #2
I wrote this one last year:

With apologies to Jimmy Buffet.

Mediocreville

Clickin' on update
Stayin' up too late
Watchin' my score as it hovers near 5
Self-DQ I'm thinking as my score is sinking
I'll never get out of this challenge alive

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Cuz I know my photo's really great

Don't know the reason
My photo's not pleasin'
I used lots of filters from Photoshop 9
Sharpened and resized, tried to pimp the eyes
On my monitor it looks really fine

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Now I think, hell it might not be great

I look at my profile
It rarely makes me smile
I've only won 1 ribbon so far, it's blue
It's a real cutie, a Scalvert-like beauty
How it got there I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
But I know my photo isn't that great

05/01/2008 08:52:28 AM · #3
Originally posted by KarenNfld:

I wrote this one last year:

With apologies to Jimmy Buffet.

Mediocreville

Clickin' on update
Stayin' up too late
Watchin' my score as it hovers near 5
Self-DQ I'm thinking as my score is sinking
I'll never get out of this challenge alive

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Cuz I know my photo's really great

Don't know the reason
My photo's not pleasin'
I used lots of filters from Photoshop 9
Sharpened and resized, tried to pimp the eyes
On my monitor it looks really fine

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Now I think, hell it might not be great

I look at my profile
It rarely makes me smile
I've only won 1 ribbon so far, it's blue
It's a real cutie, a Scalvert-like beauty
How it got there I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
But I know my photo isn't that great


No apologies to that son of a son of a sailor needed. That was great!
05/01/2008 09:04:31 AM · #4
THE LAKE ISLE OF DPC

I will arise and go now, and go to DPC,
And a sweet image enter, of water droplets made,
All glittering in the sunset, with a macro'd bee,
The whole within a border most tastefully arrayed.

And I shall hit the update as the scores come dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
When midnight's all a-glimmer, I shall no tantrums throw,
as I watch my score keep rising on bright fairy wings.

I will arise and go now, for always night and day
I dream of voters praising me with an outrageous score;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements gray,
I dream it in the deep heart's core.

*******

Apologies to W.B. Yeats :-)
05/01/2008 09:15:54 AM · #5
There once was a figure named Woody.
Saw hamming up photos as his duty.
The splashing milk it was sad.
The water droplets got mad.
And Woody was drowned, what a pity.
05/01/2008 02:37:57 PM · #6
No more versists?
05/01/2008 03:34:22 PM · #7
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

THE LAKE ISLE OF DPC

I realize it may not help/interest you personally, but an old aquaintance of my mom's, Hamilton Camp, wrote a beautiful piece of music to go with that poem ... I've known it for 40 years but never learned to play it. :-(

Message edited by author 2008-05-01 15:50:19.
05/05/2008 12:29:15 AM · #8
Oh! Rollover no go!
Will Langdon come to rescue?
Need my votes and scores!
05/05/2008 02:27:19 AM · #9
Originally posted by HawkeyeLonewolf:

There once was a figure named Woody.
Saw hamming up photos as his duty.
The splashing milk it was sad.
The water droplets got mad.
And Woody was drowned, what a pity.


Now here's a case of bigotry and discrimination,
that goes on daily in this DPC Nation.
Unbeknownst to these fascists
An army amasses
To prepare for a village incineration!

:P
05/05/2008 03:34:16 AM · #10
There once was a DPC artist
Whose photos were heavily processed;
His camera obscure,
His pictures manure,
Would they have stayed in his closet.
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