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04/17/2008 02:57:41 PM · #76
I am seriously hoping this is some kind of joke. Time to go relax my throbbing eyes.
04/17/2008 02:58:38 PM · #77
I am just stunned at the music he chose.
04/17/2008 03:11:02 PM · #78
Glad I have my sound off. I don't think I could stand any more badness.
04/17/2008 03:35:10 PM · #79
Originally posted by idnic:

Reminds me of my nearest competitor - she lives about 2 miles from me:

//home.together.net/~captivatingspecialtiesphotos/index.html


I think a mouse pointer with its own solar system is pretty neat. Something to consider... ;)
04/17/2008 03:41:19 PM · #80
Originally posted by mpeters:

Originally posted by idnic:

Reminds me of my nearest competitor - she lives about 2 miles from me:

//home.together.net/~captivatingspecialtiesphotos/index.html


I think a mouse pointer with its own solar system is pretty neat. Something to consider... ;)


I'm pretty sure in the States people have been shot for less..lol
04/17/2008 06:08:48 PM · #81
Originally posted by Jib:

lets not hijack this thread... back to the terrible horrors of cinderella photography

Does the bride turn into a pumpkin at midnight or something?
04/17/2008 06:44:05 PM · #82
No, the bad photography just makes it look like she has.
04/17/2008 09:14:30 PM · #83
Is the owner of that studio a New York City cab driver???

edit to add:

or BORAT?

sexy time!

Message edited by author 2008-04-17 21:14:56.
04/17/2008 09:58:24 PM · #84
jack se mash
04/21/2008 11:32:16 AM · #85
But nothing can be better that roll film quality! - sad Monte Zucker- world best artist photographer - my teacher!

That isn't a typo, Monte is clearly sad because he saw this website.

BTW- Monte also passed away in 2007- probably after his first glimpse of this website.

04/21/2008 12:32:16 PM · #86
Dang! Lets sign up for his lesson seminar. We can learn:

"Create winning website, get traffic, go on top of the search list with out university diploma in computer field."

Really, this is an opportunity not to be missed! We too can have a stunning site like Dr.David Kogan Ph.D.,MPPA, LPWPO

(off to get Advil for raging headache)
04/21/2008 01:49:56 PM · #87
Originally posted by Trinch:

Words don't suffice.... Julia & Samiel

I hope they didn't pay for those.
04/21/2008 02:27:46 PM · #88
"Please sent us e-mail"
all your base are belong to us! lolololol

at the bottom of //www.photographertoronto.com/2007/LW/Izrael%20wedding.htm
04/21/2008 02:42:16 PM · #89
oh my my my...

No boys and girls ... this is for real ...
It is currently #19 in google for Toronto photographers and has been a valid domain since 2001

gawd
04/21/2008 03:16:00 PM · #90
Originally posted by Jib:

"Please sent us e-mail"
all your base are belong to us! lolololol

at the bottom of //www.photographertoronto.com/2007/LW/Izrael%20wedding.htm


for those not willing to look at the page a synopsis:

Red eye, red eye, redeye, way blownout highlights, bad posing, red eye, red eye, red eye... and then somehow a email adress (for people who might want to book him???)
04/21/2008 03:21:26 PM · #91
Funny HTML keywords:

< META name="keywords" content="photographer,pro,the,top,photographers,videographers,canada,professional,
professionals,master,craftsmen,lessons,school,sell,photos,studio,production,quality,jewes,barmitzvah,batmitzvah,
restaurant,videographer,photo,video,best,cinderella,studio,artist,art,polish,greek,macedonian,party,hall,dj,presentation,
frames,free,albums,frame,molding,card,thank,you,wife,fiance,sexy,super,hand,paint,painting,oil,doctor,amazing,groom,
cool,free,edit,negatives,you,weddings,bride,bridal,ontario,pictures,portraits,show,in,italian,portugues,models,job,sex,
love,engagement,story,dr,david,,kogan,camera,portrature,digital,film,rollei,sony,+,dvcam,dvd,toronto,wedding,weddings,
ontario,thornhil,voughn,mississauga,brampton,woodbridge,tips,portugal,video,photo,photography">

Message edited by karmat - space bars are our friends :).
04/21/2008 03:53:30 PM · #92
Of course... most brides I know put 'sex' and 'doctor' in the search for their wedding photographer... if that doesnt work they usually then go for 'sexy' and 'tip'...
04/21/2008 04:29:32 PM · #93
**wheeeeeeee... scrolling sideways is fun!! ;P**

I'd recommend brides use "oil" and "molding" in their search. And if I knew what the heck "jewes" were, I'd recommend that too, sounds kinky...
04/21/2008 04:36:09 PM · #94
Originally posted by rinac:

**wheeeeeeee... scrolling sideways is fun!! ;P**

I'd recommend brides use "oil" and "molding" in their search. And if I knew what the heck "jewes" were, I'd recommend that too, sounds kinky...


Ii guess he'd also show up on searches for:

'Brampton' 'sex' photography'
'sexy' 'school' 'lessons'
'free' 'barmitzvah'
'greek' 'sex' 'artist'

I could go on this could be fun...lol
04/21/2008 04:43:18 PM · #95
This site...its like an accident scene. I know its horrible and dreadful and people are being hurt by it but I can't help but look!
btw...why the heck did this thread become 3 feet wide????
04/21/2008 04:47:47 PM · #96
Sheesh, Eug, break that chain!
(that is not a request, that is a command :P )

Btw, he still hasn't answered my email. He must be soooo busy practicing his red-eye!
04/21/2008 04:53:27 PM · #97
Originally posted by BeeCee:

Sheesh, Eug, break that chain!
(that is not a request, that is a command :P )

Btw, he still hasn't answered my email. He must be soooo busy practicing his red-eye!


Now those would be side challenges he would do well in "30 days of Red eye" side challenge.. or the "blownout highlight photo a week" challenge...lol
04/21/2008 04:55:36 PM · #98
Originally posted by Eyesup:

"30 days of Red eye" side challenge..


roflmao!
04/21/2008 05:03:29 PM · #99
I wonder if his course is titled, "Using agressive marketing to overcome lack of skills and talent"?

(and thank you, Karma)

Message edited by author 2008-04-21 17:04:24.
04/21/2008 05:10:02 PM · #100
Originally posted by BeeCee:

I wonder if his course is titled, "Using agressive marketing to overcome lack of skills and talent"?

(and thank you, Karma)


Or maybe a course called "how to be a professional photographer: without the need for actual tallent"

or "The commercials where right: just anyone CAN be a wedding photographer"
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