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03/10/2008 05:41:05 PM · #1 |
Hope not too many kiwis get offended by this. :P
Two Kiwi sheep farmers are flying the mob to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: "Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
SH2: "What about the sheep ?!?"
SH1: "Bugger the sheep !!!!"
SH2: (pause) "Do you think we have time?"
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An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.
He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!"
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What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.
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Why do kiwis end up marrying women?
A: Sheep can't cook.
Message edited by author 2008-03-10 17:43:46. |
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03/10/2008 05:51:05 PM · #2 |
cue a lot of offense - i think even feminists might get offended at the last one :P
Amusing that aussies have the kiwis... us english have the welsh (in terms of sheep jokes), and the irish and the french to have a general go at :) |
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03/10/2008 05:53:08 PM · #3 |
So, here is one from the archives of my household's favourite sheep jokes:
Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman?
A: Mick says "Hey you! Get off of my cloud" and a scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
hehe.
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03/10/2008 06:02:09 PM · #4 |
Most kiwis would'nt get offeneded we are a pretty easy going bunch who like to have a good laff.. even at ourselves!
My husband loved the last one and immediately told all his work mates!
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03/10/2008 07:48:33 PM · #5 |
Well then - in the spirit of the thread:
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?
A Welsh leisure centre.
ETA _ forgot there was one about scotsmen:
Why do scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zip unzipping from a mile off!
Message edited by author 2008-03-10 19:49:39. |
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