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01/17/2008 09:28:31 PM · #51 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by karmat: I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous." |
Speaking of Men and Sheep. Ken's online! |
*Googles a map to eug's village*
Originally posted by bergiekat: Well, just so ya know...the game has a disclaimer on the rule sheet:
Disclaimer:
The content of this game does not reflect the opinion of TDC games, Inc., nor it's principals, employees or agents, which take no responsibility for physical or emotional injuries (whether real or imagined) incurred by players either during or after game play.
Ok, who's in?? |
I'm lost. WHAT game?? |
[thumb]634567[/thumb] Read the very start of this thread. :) And it's much cheaper than $40!
Message edited by author 2008-01-17 21:30:31. |
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01/17/2008 09:34:08 PM · #52 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: [thumb]634567[/thumb] Read the very start of this thread. :) And it's much cheaper than $40! |
Yep that's the culprit.
Are you saying my wife lied to me.
Let's see...
Womans Rule= "When a man want's something such as a cool game, no matter what the price is, the woman can lie about the price to make the store look greedy, the woman all knowing, and the man gameless."
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01/17/2008 09:40:59 PM · #53 |
Two quick examples (as I haven't taken the plastic off yet, lol.
Man Law:
A man shall own the largest television he can possibly afford.
Woman Rule
Case # 3910
You are datinga man who lives 50 miles away. He is complaining about not having the time to see you because of the distance. Since the Woman Rule states, "A woman shall be picked up at her door," do you...
a) Offer to meet him half way.
b) Each take turns going out to each other's location.
c) Let him complain. You're worth the drive.
C! C! C! :P
HA! THE Laws state!
Man Law:
A man shall replace the toilet paper with the tail in the under position.
Woman Rule:
A woman is required to strongly protest any toilet seat left in a vertical position.
And you guys just thought we were being pi**y, lol. It's the LAW!
Message edited by author 2008-01-17 21:45:44. |
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01/17/2008 09:44:48 PM · #54 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: Two quick examples (as I haven't taken the plastic off yet, lol.
Man Law:
A man shall own the largest television he can possibly afford.
Woman Rule
Case # 3910
You are datinga man who lives 50 miles away. He is complaining about not having the time to see you because of the distance. Since the Woman Rule states, "A woman shall be picked up at her door," do you...
a) Offer to meet him half way.
b) Each take turns going out to each other's location.
c) Let him complain. You're worth the drive.
C! C! C! :P |
If it was a flat screen LCD with HD and a killer surround sound during a sporting event, I would have to go for "B" and say you first to pick me up.
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01/17/2008 10:00:57 PM · #55 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: Woman Rule
Case # 3910
You are dating a man who lives 50 miles away. He is complaining about not having the time to see you because of the distance. Since the Woman Rule states, "A woman shall be picked up at her door," do you...
a) Offer to meet him half way.
b) Each take turns going out to each other's location.
c) Let him complain. You're worth the drive.
C! C! C! :P |
I thought it was D) Dump him he'll never do anything nice for you anyhow. |
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01/17/2008 10:03:15 PM · #56 |
Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by bergiekat: Woman Rule
Case # 3910
You are dating a man who lives 50 miles away. He is complaining about not having the time to see you because of the distance. Since the Woman Rule states, "A woman shall be picked up at her door," do you...
a) Offer to meet him half way.
b) Each take turns going out to each other's location.
c) Let him complain. You're worth the drive.
C! C! C! :P |
I thought it was D) Dump him he'll never do anything nice for you anyhow. |
K, EUG is in...who else? LOL! |
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01/17/2008 10:03:57 PM · #57 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by karmat: I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous." |
Speaking of Men and Sheep. Ken's online! |
*Googles a map to eug's village* |
Aw. Ain't he cute and adorable with his little torch?
Just beware of the nasty little biting bugs that live in the swamp NEXT to my village. Those things leave a welt for a week or two. ;) |
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01/17/2008 10:19:43 PM · #58 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: K, EUG is in...who else? LOL! |
Only because you threatened, "physical or emotional injuries (real or imagined) during or after game play." |
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01/17/2008 10:24:37 PM · #59 |
E. If you don't like the peaches ... don't shake the tree. If you are not worth picking up ... he is not worth you worrying about him not picking you up.
OK ... I guess it is kinda the same as C
Message edited by author 2008-01-17 22:25:21.
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01/17/2008 10:32:35 PM · #60 |
Man Law question=
"If a woman asks a man out on a date while he is with his friends at Hooters Bar and Grill, does the man...?
a=accept, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
b=decline, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
c= Look for an Adams apple before speaking.
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01/17/2008 10:38:23 PM · #61 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse: Man Law question=
"If a woman asks a man out on a date while he is with his friends at Hooters Bar and Grill, does the man...?
a=accept, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
b=decline, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
c= Look for an Adams apple before speaking. |
Ok, after looking at C...the Hooters in your neighborhood sounds kinda creepy.....eeuw! |
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01/17/2008 10:40:23 PM · #62 |
Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by bergiekat: K, EUG is in...who else? LOL! |
Only because you threatened, "physical or emotional injuries (real or imagined) during or after game play." |
But Eug...I wasn't threatening...I was offering, rofl!
Woman Rule:
No woman is required to use a tool that might break her fingernails! |
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01/17/2008 11:05:43 PM · #63 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by bergiekat: K, EUG is in...who else? LOL! |
Only because you threatened, "physical or emotional injuries (real or imagined) during or after game play." |
But Eug...I wasn't threatening...I was offering, rofl! |
Ohhhhhh. Well let me revise my response. Only because you offered, "physical or emotional injuries (real or imagined) during or after game play." |
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01/17/2008 11:26:42 PM · #64 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by bergiekat: K, EUG is in...who else? LOL! |
Only because you threatened, "physical or emotional injuries (real or imagined) during or after game play." |
But Eug...I wasn't threatening...I was offering, rofl!
Woman Rule:
No woman is required to use a tool that might break her fingernails! |
Man Rule: Woman is required to be careful while handling a tool that requires use of fingers. |
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01/17/2008 11:46:42 PM · #65 |
Originally posted by karmat: I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous." |
The men are men, the women are scarce and the sheep are nervous.
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01/17/2008 11:48:15 PM · #66 |
Originally posted by Blue Moon: A man can only wear pink if:
1) he is gay
2) it is halloween
3) he is obliged because of a lost bet
4) he can pull it off :) note: vast amounts of muscles, hotness, and machoness are required for this to apply. |
5) he's Italian
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01/17/2008 11:52:07 PM · #67 |
6) playing Golf
7) he's a city type wearing a lairy tie with a chalk stripe suit
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01/18/2008 01:12:47 AM · #68 |
Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place.
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01/18/2008 01:17:22 AM · #69 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place. |
lol |
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01/18/2008 09:36:39 AM · #70 |
Originally posted by bergiekat: Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse: Man Law question=
"If a woman asks a man out on a date while he is with his friends at Hooters Bar and Grill, does the man...?
a=accept, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
b=decline, 'high fiving' his friends afterwards.
c= Look for an Adams apple before speaking. |
Ok, after looking at C...the Hooters in your neighborhood sounds kinda creepy.....eeuw! |
Ever driven on Santa Monica Blvd. and Formossa Ave. in Hollywood, CA.? That's what made me think of this Man Question.
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01/18/2008 11:28:54 AM · #71 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place. |
I believe in the movie Uncle Buck that it was establish that the tool was called an 'Ear Wax Remover.' |
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01/18/2008 11:54:44 AM · #72 |
Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place. |
I believe in the movie Uncle Buck that it was establish that the tool was called an 'Ear Wax Remover.' |
Man Law: You must have watched all John Candy's movies!
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01/18/2008 01:23:06 PM · #73 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place. |
I believe in the movie Uncle Buck that it was establish that the tool was called an 'Ear Wax Remover.' |
Man Law: You must have watched all John Candy's movies! |
Even "Who's Harry Crumb?"? cuz, whoa. |
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01/18/2008 01:45:33 PM · #74 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by _eug: Originally posted by fotomann_forever: Originally posted by cryingdragon: Man Law: Every man must own at least 1 power tool. |
Woman Law: Every woman must hide at least one power tool in a drawer or other secret place. |
I believe in the movie Uncle Buck that it was establish that the tool was called an 'Ear Wax Remover.' |
Man Law: You must have watched all John Candy's movies! |
I think the man rule should be amended to say...
"Any movie where the lead actors full name begins with John, Charles, Clint, Arnold, Steve, Billy, Brad, or Antonio should be recorded, Tivo'ed, and watched when there are no sporting events, or sport related movies aired."
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01/18/2008 02:00:23 PM · #75 |
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
I think the man rule should be amended to say...
"Any movie where the lead actors full name begins with John, Charles, Clint, Arnold, Steve, Billy, Brad, or Antonio should be recorded, Tivo'ed, and watched when there are no sporting events, or sport related movies aired." |
Man Law!
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