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 01/17/2008 06:38:04 PM · #26
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by frisca:
this thread got infinitely better once the men started to cry.


Question to a Man Law.

If a man is upset, and confides with a friend and starts to cry over a women, or loses money from a bet he made on a game, what does a friend do?

A= Tell the guy to get over it and deal with it like a man.

B= Look around to make sure no one is looking and give him a hug.

C= Ignore the crying, open a couple of beers, and turn on a John Wayne movie.


Sounds like C is the answer BoB!
01/17/2008 06:39:41 PM · #27
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by frisca:
this thread got infinitely better once the men started to cry.


Question to a Man Law.

If a man is upset, and confides with a friend and starts to cry over a women, or loses money from a bet he made on a game, what does a friend do?

A= Tell the guy to get over it and deal with it like a man.

B= Look around to make sure no one is looking and give him a hug.

C= Ignore the crying, open a couple of beers, and turn on a John Wayne movie.


Geez...when men cry on my shoulder...I give them a cuddle and listen to them....what planet do you come from?
 01/17/2008 06:42:29 PM · #28
Originally posted by Judi:
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by frisca:
this thread got infinitely better once the men started to cry.


Question to a Man Law.

If a man is upset, and confides with a friend and starts to cry over a women, or loses money from a bet he made on a game, what does a friend do?

A= Tell the guy to get over it and deal with it like a man.

B= Look around to make sure no one is looking and give him a hug.

C= Ignore the crying, open a couple of beers, and turn on a John Wayne movie.


Geez...when men cry on my shoulder...I give them a cuddle and listen to them....what planet do you come from?


Haven't you heard, we are from Mars.

(You dig me still? I'll change my answer to keep you digging me.)
 01/17/2008 06:43:32 PM · #29
Originally posted by Judi:
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by frisca:
this thread got infinitely better once the men started to cry.


Question to a Man Law.

If a man is upset, and confides with a friend and starts to cry over a women, or loses money from a bet he made on a game, what does a friend do?

A= Tell the guy to get over it and deal with it like a man.

B= Look around to make sure no one is looking and give him a hug.

C= Ignore the crying, open a couple of beers, and turn on a John Wayne movie.


Geez...when men cry on my shoulder...I give them a cuddle and listen to them....what planet do you come from?


Thats because you're a woman...see, no self respected straight man would let another man cry on his should and less give him a hug...
01/17/2008 06:45:58 PM · #30
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by Judi:
[quote=Man_Called_Horse]

Geez...when men cry on my shoulder...I give them a cuddle and listen to them....what planet do you come from?


Haven't you heard, we are from Mars.

(You dig me still? I'll change my answer to keep you digging me.)


I always dig you!!! Cause you gave me the spade!!! (Which is different to the finger!!!)

Originally posted by JaimeVinas:

Thats because you're a woman...see, no self respected straight man would let another man cry on his should and less give him a hug...


That is just downright DISGUSTING!!
 01/17/2008 06:46:32 PM · #31
Judi,

I'll come cry on your shoulder
 01/17/2008 06:50:42 PM · #32
Originally posted by cryingdragon:
Judi,

I'll come cry on your shoulder


Okay!!
 01/17/2008 06:57:06 PM · #33
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by scarbrd:
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Originally posted by scarbrd:
[quote=yanko]

Real men also MUST cry while watching the original Brian's Song


Let's amend that a bit more....

Man Law #100= "When watching a sports movie of any kind, and the hero gets injured (Remember the Titans), gets a fatal disease(Brians Song), has a hard time achieving their goals but in the end overcomes all obstacles and realizes their dream(Rudy), or the hero is a whole team of players that don't know the meaning of losing (We are Marshall), it is ok for a man to be on the verge of crying for the sake of relating to the hero or heroes"


Aw, man, you reminded me of Rudy >>>sniff, sniff, sob<<<<

;-)


I know....and when the whole team decided to turn in their jerseys to the new coach....wanting Rudy to play in their place.....awwww man....and the coach....couldn't say (sniff) anything.....heart breaking....just heart breaking.


He was so little! >>sniff<<
 01/17/2008 06:58:11 PM · #34
Originally posted by Judi:
Originally posted by JaimeVinas:

Thats because you're a woman...see, no self respected straight man would let another man cry on his should and less give him a hug...


That is just downright DISGUSTING!!


Would it help if I called it a cuspidor?

R.
 01/17/2008 06:59:07 PM · #35
Where are the girls at? :)
 01/17/2008 07:01:35 PM · #36

Ok, ok, just to set things right again I have a confession.

I broke a man law once.

I watched this chick flick called "Sleepless in Seattle".

Yeah, I was forced to watch it with my wife, who is a chick.

At the end of the movie, when they all found each other on the observation deck of the Empire State building.....I cried.

Yeah, I cried like a little baby.

But, in my defense, I also had a few drinks in me before the movie.


01/17/2008 07:09:48 PM · #37
Woman law: If the man asks for the woman to make a sandwich for him after sex, the woman has the right to make the sandwich and then eat it in front of aforementioned man.

This happened to my friend, lol.

Message edited by author 2008-01-17 19:10:04.
 01/17/2008 07:12:37 PM · #38
Originally posted by Blue Moon:
Woman law: If the man asks for the woman to make a sandwich for him after sex, the woman has the right to make the sandwich and then eat it in front of aforementioned man.

This happened to my friend, lol.


I would have just given him a knuckle sandwich...then walked out!
 01/17/2008 07:13:02 PM · #39
oh, if a woman says she's not interested, SHE'S NOT INTERESTED, so leave her alone or a restraining order will become a reality. There are exceptions to this rule for example if the woman is playing hard to get (smiling while saying it, or partially or fully nude) however if the woman is drunk and says this, she really is serious.
 01/17/2008 07:15:39 PM · #40
A man can onlt wear pink if:
1) he is gay
2) it is halloween
3) he is oblidged because of a lost bet
4) he can pull it off :) note: vast amounts of muscles, hotness, and machoness are required for this to apply.

01/17/2008 07:32:16 PM · #41
Originally posted by Blue Moon:
A man can onlt wear pink if:
1) he is gay
2) it is halloween
3) he is oblidged because of a lost bet
4) he can pull it off :) note: vast amounts of muscles, hotness, and machoness are required for this to apply.


Or....he wears ugly shorts, which are a style of clothing put out by Canterbury Clothing in New Zealand and they are made from all the left over materials from football jerseys. You will often find pink amongst it. They are incredibly popular due to their durability. Many, many Aussie men wear these everyday!

And they make them for kids now too.
 01/17/2008 07:52:51 PM · #42
Originally posted by Blue Moon:
oh, if a woman says she's not interested, SHE'S NOT INTERESTED, so leave her alone or a restraining order will become a reality. There are exceptions to this rule for example if the woman is playing hard to get (smiling while saying it, or partially or fully nude) however if the woman is drunk and says this, she really is serious.


That is not to be confused with the other law that states anything else a woman says assume the opposite. Example: When ask if there is something wrong and she answers no... assume the answer is yes and go buy flowers.

Message edited by author 2008-01-17 19:54:49.
 01/17/2008 07:56:17 PM · #43
Originally posted by Judi:
Or....he wears ugly shorts, which are a style of clothing put out by Canterbury Clothing in New Zealand and they are made from all the left over materials from football jerseys...

You saying that Aussie Footballers wear pink? And I thought Aussie men were REAL men.
 01/17/2008 08:04:13 PM · #44
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by Judi:
Or....he wears ugly shorts, which are a style of clothing put out by Canterbury Clothing in New Zealand and they are made from all the left over materials from football jerseys...

You saying that Aussie Footballers wear pink? And I thought Aussie men were REAL men.


I said...men are men and women are the boss!
 01/17/2008 08:14:00 PM · #45
I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous."
 01/17/2008 08:38:36 PM · #46
Originally posted by karmat:
I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous."

Speaking of Men and Sheep. Ken's online!
 01/17/2008 08:54:03 PM · #47
Originally posted by Man_Called_Horse:
Ok, ok, just to set things right again I have a confession.

I broke a man law once.

I watched this chick flick called "Sleepless in Seattle".

Yeah, I was forced to watch it with my wife, who is a chick.

At the end of the movie, when they all found each other on the observation deck of the Empire State building.....I cried.

Yeah, I cried like a little baby.

But, in my defense, I also had a few drinks in me before the movie.


OK, I'm still misty from the Rudy thing, but Sleepless in Seattle?????

Wuss
 01/17/2008 09:13:59 PM · #48
Well, just so ya know...the game has a disclaimer on the rule sheet:

Disclaimer:

The content of this game does not reflect the opinion of TDC games, Inc., nor it's principals, employees or agents, which take no responsibility for physical or emotional injuries (whether real or imagined) incurred by players either during or after game play.

Ok, who's in??
01/17/2008 09:19:48 PM · #49
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by karmat:
I thought it was "men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are nervous."

Speaking of Men and Sheep. Ken's online!

*Googles a map to eug's village*

Originally posted by bergiekat:
Well, just so ya know...the game has a disclaimer on the rule sheet:

Disclaimer:

The content of this game does not reflect the opinion of TDC games, Inc., nor it's principals, employees or agents, which take no responsibility for physical or emotional injuries (whether real or imagined) incurred by players either during or after game play.

Ok, who's in??

I'm lost. WHAT game??
 01/17/2008 09:26:51 PM · #50
Originally posted by bergiekat:
Well, just so ya know...the game has a disclaimer on the rule sheet:

Disclaimer:

The content of this game does not reflect the opinion of TDC games, Inc., nor it's principals, employees or agents, which take no responsibility for physical or emotional injuries (whether real or imagined) incurred by players either during or after game play.

Ok, who's in??


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I think I'm confused.
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