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03/26/2007 11:36:49 PM · #76
You might be a Yankee if... (Part II)

You've watched the movie "Deliverance" and you're afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever.

You wonder why people in restaurants don't talk as loud as you do.

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you.

You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year.

More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.

Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.

You think smog is a sky color.

Your momma spends more time in hockey locker rooms than your father's bedroom.
08/04/2007 08:33:43 PM · #77
I know this is an old thread but just got this picture in an email from my mom and had to pass it on, almost hurt myself laughing.

08/06/2007 12:09:06 PM · #78
LMAO! RIBBON!
10/12/2007 02:38:07 PM · #79
still waiting......
10/16/2007 11:38:04 AM · #80
I'm from Alabama and would love to embark on this. I do not get offended easily.
10/16/2007 01:06:51 PM · #81
Originally posted by goldenhawkofky:

Originally posted by sabphoto:

and on the otherside of being a redneck...not my creation but do see a lot of that redneck pride when I'm home in KY.

You might be a redneck if...

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ... "

You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat American Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


AMEN!


There are always two sides to every issue. Thanks for posting.
10/16/2007 01:07:55 PM · #82
You too?? And here I thought this was an original NH term for the crazies that swamped us in the Lakes Region during summer!

Originally posted by L2:

Originally posted by rob_banks:


Since I haven't been to Boston, so I asked a friend who lived there what she thought of the city:

Their most used nonverbal form of communication is the middle finger. The pecking hierarchy for driving mandates that he with the most beat up car has hand ( in other words get your new VW Jetta out of the way of the beat up Toyota). Traffic sucks. Manners suck. They get almost as little sun as Seattle.


Hmm, I would probably describe NYC this way. In Boston, it's not the most beat up car that wins, it's the biggest vehicle. :) Well that, and the driver that has the most nerve. In RI we joke that if somebody cuts you off without warning or refuses to let you change lines to get ahead of them, 9 times out 10 the plate is from Massachusetts. We fondly refer to those bad drivers as "Massholes."

Originally posted by rob_banks:

Worst of all, the idiots totally panicked over cartoon character signs thinking they were "explosive devices."



Although that was amusing in hindsight, please cut a little bit of slack here. After all, 9/11 terrorist flights did originate from their airport so they are a bit sensitive now about that sort of thing.

10/16/2007 02:08:53 PM · #83
You might be a redneck if you have a pickup engine block hanging for a tree in the front yard.
10/28/2007 02:29:32 AM · #84
Come on... the suggestion is 20 months old .. we've had many a IV, V, XII challenge. Where's this one? Skeered?
10/28/2007 02:35:58 AM · #85
Originally posted by Spazmo99:

You might be a redneck if you have a pickup engine block hanging for a tree in the front yard.


Get it back in the truck yet? ;-)
10/28/2007 02:44:39 AM · #86
<-<-<- I'm kinda thinkin I might just take a stab at this-un.
10/28/2007 02:52:07 AM · #87
If your cat looks like this.
If your guests sleep here.
If you ride one of these.
If your lawn mower looks like this.

11/24/2007 01:42:14 PM · #88

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