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10/24/2007 01:01:13 PM · #1 |
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
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Are you ready for this?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! ! !! !!
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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
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10/24/2007 01:20:11 PM · #2 |
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10/24/2007 01:33:53 PM · #3 |
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10/24/2007 01:42:17 PM · #4 |
I don't get it. Brooms can't get married, can they? They can't even talk.
I guess he swept her of her feet! HAHAHAHAHA, wait, brooms don't have feet.
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10/24/2007 01:47:42 PM · #5 |
I think she's been SWEEPING around! :-)
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10/24/2007 03:17:50 PM · #6 |
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10/24/2007 03:26:04 PM · #7 |
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation... |
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