Nine words women use..... - DPChallenge Forums

07/16/2007 08:58:34 PM · #1

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you' re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying %@#$ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3

Ok my wife sugested we come up with nine words men say.
I will start on my next post, just add to it...

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

07/16/2007 08:58:47 PM · #2

#1 I'll do it in a minute hun. Which translates into, I'm trying to edit a photo then I need to take a couple of nite shots. If you remind me tomorrow night I can do it then.

unneva

Canon EOS-5D

07/16/2007 09:01:17 PM · #3

Hahaha this is great, I can relate to every single one. .... my poor poor husband .... :D

fotomann_forever

07/16/2007 09:01:51 PM · #4

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying %@#$ YOU!

or "Yeah, you can *&^% me, but hurry up"

Retroesque

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

07/16/2007 09:08:58 PM · #5

My husband and I are both laughing at this (only because I gave him permission to laugh!)

Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS

07/16/2007 09:16:54 PM · #6

Originally posted by iamwoman:

My husband and I are both laughing at this (only because I gave him permission to laugh!)

Ha ha whatever... one for the guys.

chip_k

Canon EOS-20D

07/16/2007 09:21:06 PM · #7

Nine reasons to never, ever, ever get married!

fotomann_forever

07/16/2007 09:24:20 PM · #8

Originally posted by Snake:

Ha ha whatever... one for the guys.

Did you just say *&^% you to her? :-P

karmat

Apple iPhone 7

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/16/2007 09:24:24 PM · #9

10) I don't care. (Translates -- You need to read my mind because I very definitely do care, and if you choose wrong, then I'll resort to #s 1, 3, 5, 8 and 9 [b]all at one time[/b[.

Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS

07/16/2007 09:27:08 PM · #10

Originally posted by chip_k:

Nine reasons to never, ever, ever get married!

Oh it's all out of love, I wouldn't trade my wife for one of these...

Wouldn't trade my wife for this

chip_k

Canon EOS-20D

07/16/2007 09:32:20 PM · #11

Originally posted by Snake:

Originally posted by chip_k:
Nine reasons to never, ever, ever get married!

Oh it's all out of love, I wouldn't trade my wife for one of these...

Wouldn't trade my wife for this

Wow! Now THAT'S love!

alanfreed

Nikon Z9

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

07/16/2007 10:54:37 PM · #12

"Whenever you have a chance" = "Right this damn minute"

zxaar

07/17/2007 12:09:26 AM · #13

Originally posted by Snake:

Nine words women use...
Ok my wife sugested we come up with nine words men say.
I will start on my next post, just add to it...

They are not so difficult to come up with.
Here are few 9 words a men use :

1. We are just friends
- I have a crush on her, but do not have courage to do anything about it.
2. I love you.
- This usually follows #1 or #9
3. I have lots of work at office.
- This usually man says if he has to say #1 quite frequently.
4. Where is the remote
- This is first words man say after he returns from office.
5. Its holiday
- leave me alone with my remote and beer. This usually follows #7 on sundays.
6. Where is my breakfast
- It simply means that I could not get ready on time and its your fault.
7. I belivieve in God - do not want to go to church etc , plus #5
8. Just five minutes- it means
it will be another 30 minutes before he actually starts to get ready.
9. What do you want for your birth day
- means he wants to buy some thing expensive too, for example an L lense or a Car

There few more come to mind, here is one of them

*. Its just an art
--- I can't have enough of all this nudity.

dacrazyrn

Nikon D300

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

07/17/2007 12:52:58 AM · #14

OH I thought this was gonna be more like.
"Touch me with that and I cut it off!"
"Yeah, number 5 is the one peeping my window"
"Stop touching me with that. I like women anyway."
"Yeah! Ten inch penis...and I'm the Virgin Mary."
"Don't give me that action BS...WHERE'S THE BEEF!"

Gotta hate rejection. ;)

Message edited by author 2007-07-17 00:54:51.

Citadel

Nikon D7500

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

07/17/2007 02:16:44 AM · #15

I knew my fiancee and I had something special when she said those three magical words: "Don't touch me".

On occasion she throws me a curve and tells me another set of three magical words: "Who are you?"

SDW

Canon EOS-60D

Tamron AF 28-300mm f/3.5-6.3 XR Di LD Aspherical IF for Canon

07/17/2007 02:37:22 AM · #16

I can't believe this one has not been mentioned.

10. I have a headache!
- Meaning none tonight.

zxaar

07/17/2007 03:01:27 AM · #17

Originally posted by swhiddon:

I can't believe this one has not been mentioned.

10. I have a headache!
- Meaning none tonight.

he he he.

We had a diferent problem.
When we are trying for baby, my wife's friend told her that it is better to do it in early morning for getting pregnant.
After that my times my wife would wake me up at around 4am or 5 am for it. And I would be the one crying out - let me sleep.

fotomann_forever

07/17/2007 03:05:02 AM · #18

Originally posted by zxaar:

After that my times my wife would wake me up at around 4am or 5 am for it. And I would be the one crying out - let me sleep.

Oh yeah that really sucks for you :-P

zxaar

07/17/2007 03:07:12 AM · #19

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by zxaar:

After that my times my wife would wake me up at around 4am or 5 am for it. And I would be the one crying out - let me sleep.

Oh yeah that really sucks for you :-P

Lol.

obsidian

Nikon D80

Tamron AF 18-200mm f/3.5-6.3 XR Di II for Nikon

07/17/2007 03:13:30 AM · #20

I think one of my all time favourite female terms is:

"Shouldn't we discuss this first?"

This has several meanings depending on the context in which the phrase was uttered but can generally be interpreted as:

"If you think you are gonna spend $2000 on a worthless piece of glass and deny me the (name of new kitchen/new furniture/favourite fashion designer/beauty treatment/vacation resort/expensive item of kit for her hobby) for the sake of your pervy hobby, then me and you are gonna have some serious words, dickhead!"

Your mileage may vary of course...