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07/09/2007 04:36:41 PM · #1 |
Your retirement fund
START NOW!!
Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Nortel scrip one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
FACT !!
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07/09/2007 09:51:12 PM · #2 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. |
But you would have to drink beer that was in... shudder... an aluminum can. |
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07/09/2007 09:57:33 PM · #3 |
| LMAO... oh wow someone had way too much time on their hands! |
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07/09/2007 10:04:00 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by RainMotorsports:
LMAO... oh wow someone had way too much time on their hands! |
...and on their face after drinking all that beer.
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07/09/2007 10:09:46 PM · #5 |
Does that mean I'd be getting paid to drink beer?
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07/09/2007 10:14:46 PM · #6 |
Does this mean I should just ask to be paid in beer?
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07/09/2007 10:40:03 PM · #7 |
In the words of Homer Simpson:
"Daddy can't do anymore recycling or he's gonna get sick" |
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