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06/05/2007 10:26:24 AM · #151 |
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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06/05/2007 10:26:57 AM · #152 |
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
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06/05/2007 10:27:47 AM · #153 |
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
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06/05/2007 10:31:52 AM · #154 |
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06/05/2007 10:36:13 AM · #155 |
Yo momma copy and pasted a bunch of yo momma jokes :-P
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06/05/2007 10:37:02 AM · #156 |
This is one i heard a while back:
Yo momma's so fat that she answers the door from the kitchen. |
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06/05/2007 10:57:24 AM · #157 |
| Yo momma so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet. |
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06/05/2007 11:00:41 AM · #158 |
Yo Momma
Oh - nevermind ..... ;)
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06/05/2007 11:02:32 AM · #159 |
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06/05/2007 11:32:06 AM · #160 |
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Actually I got nuttin to say about Yo momma, her face says it all.
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Ha! :-D |
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06/05/2007 07:37:45 PM · #161 |
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06/05/2007 07:59:18 PM · #162 |
You mama so fat when she put on her little black dress she look like outer space!
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06/05/2007 08:02:43 PM · #163 |
Yo Momma is SO stupid, she went to the movies and the sign said "Under 17 not admitted" so she went and got 16 of her friends...
Yo Momma is SO fat, when her pager goes off, kids run screaming, "Look out! She's backing up!" |
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06/05/2007 08:07:07 PM · #164 |
Yo Momma SO stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!
Yo Momma SO poor that she lives in a two story cereal box!
Yo Momma SO fat that when she went out in a red shirt people shouted, "Kool-Aid! Kool-Aid!" |
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06/05/2007 08:11:39 PM · #165 |
Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says... "OK"
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06/05/2007 08:25:06 PM · #166 |
Your mum is so fat, her favourite dress is a tent.
Your mum is so fat NASA is using her to block the hole in the ozone layer.
Your mum is so dumb when she was told drinks were on the house, she went to get a ladder.
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06/05/2007 08:25:49 PM · #167 |
| Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. |
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06/05/2007 08:41:50 PM · #168 |
| Yo momma so nasty the crabs bungy jump with her tampon string |
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07/09/2007 11:26:34 PM · #169 |
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. |
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07/09/2007 11:46:43 PM · #170 |
Originally posted by TCGuru:
Yo Momma is SO fat, when her pager goes off, kids run screaming, "Look out! She's backing up!" |
2 snaps up and around!! rofl! |
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07/10/2007 08:10:45 AM · #171 |
| Yo momma so ugly, even Tammy Faye Baker screams at the sight of her. |
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