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05/04/2007 09:31:08 PM · #1 |
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05/04/2007 09:32:41 PM · #2 |
| i love it. the funniest thing ive seen so far this month. |
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05/04/2007 09:37:36 PM · #3 |
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05/04/2007 09:37:59 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by Cam:
That's hot. |
I know right?
ETA: :-P
Message edited by author 2007-05-04 21:39:12. |
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05/04/2007 09:41:02 PM · #5 |
so she's actually going to the big house...
she was quoted as saying she will "pay complete attention to everything" from now on. this is incorrect, it was actually "pay like, complete like, attention to like, everything and stuff". |
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05/04/2007 09:42:36 PM · #6 |
| You reckon she will actually go, or so you think certain deals will be done behind the scenes? |
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05/04/2007 09:46:40 PM · #7 |
| They need to put her in a cell with the bars closer together or she will slip trough and get away :) |
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05/04/2007 09:48:58 PM · #8 |
| The saddest thing is, she will make loads for the book she writes about her going to jail. |
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05/04/2007 09:53:21 PM · #9 |
"The socialite said she did not know her license had been suspended when caught driving without headlights in February."
Isn't this all you need to know. I don't have a license and haven't been behind the wheel since 1980 (drivers ed). Maybe you could forget or not notice headlights off, I don't know. But she had to be present for at least part of the proceedings where they suspended her license.
dyslexia is a bitch (edit)
Message edited by author 2007-05-04 21:55:07. |
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05/04/2007 09:55:47 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by Cam:
That's hot. |
lol.... ....lol
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05/04/2007 11:00:11 PM · #11 |
"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything"
Paris Hilton
Bahahaha what? |
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05/04/2007 11:16:52 PM · #12 |
Hmmmm, ya think inmate orange is gonna be the new color for summer??
BTW, was the person writing that article a bit tipsy themselves maybe??? :) |
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05/04/2007 11:47:23 PM · #13 |
I wish the media would just stfu about this chick along with all the others Brit Anna Lindsy Nicole, Not one of them have released a decent porno video in at least 2 years which renders them all completely useless. I know it is a bit harsh. But I am sick of these attention whores going out and doing what ever they want. Then we gotta watch them cry to a judge on every tv channel every night. Isn't there a better story or something bigger going on that the media could cover?
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05/04/2007 11:59:55 PM · #14 |
I see a new reality show concept on the horizon...
*shudder*
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05/05/2007 12:03:49 AM · #15 |
She will be in a white collar, minimal security jail in the county of LA.
The sheriffs department will prolly let her have conjugal visits, a flat screen television, pedicure and manicure, and a mini prison for her dog.
It will be 45 days of hell I'm sure.
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05/05/2007 06:22:22 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
She will be in a white collar, minimal security jail in the county of LA.
The sheriffs department will prolly let her have conjugal visits, a flat screen television, pedicure and manicure, and a mini prison for her dog.
It will be 45 days of hell I'm sure. |
They said this morning on the News that the should only have an hour to shower, watch TV and have free time. I hope she learns something from all this. I know she won't but lets hope she does.
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05/05/2007 06:25:26 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
The sheriffs department will prolly let her have conjugal visits, |
How does one get on the list?
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05/05/2007 06:50:16 PM · #18 |
And the stating the bleeding obvious award of 2007 goes to;
'The BBC's David Willis says the austere surrounding of the all-women's detention centre will be a far cry from the five-star luxury the hotel heiress has become used to.' |
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05/05/2007 07:16:24 PM · #19 |
The real punishment is that for 45 days Hilton will not be photographed by paparazzi getting in and out of limousines. That is a crime!
Everyone that believes in freedom of expression must... Unite NOW!
Free Paris! Free Paris! Free Paris!
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05/05/2007 07:55:21 PM · #20 |
Her license had only been suspended for about 2 months, yet she managed to get pulled over 2 more times during that time. Regardless of whether she was driving with a suspended license, who is such a bad driver that they get pulled over 3 times in less than 6 months???
It's probably safer for all of us that she's in jail so that she can't drive anywhere. |
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05/05/2007 08:16:36 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
The sheriffs department will prolly let her have conjugal visits, |
How does one get on the list? |
Well judging by your profile pic I would have pegged you for Mr. Hilton. :P |
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05/05/2007 08:49:14 PM · #22 |
| Would it be too much to ask that she get shanked in the shower while picking up the soap? |
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05/05/2007 09:11:33 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
Would it be too much to ask that she get shanked in the shower while picking up the soap? |
...and shanked is euphemism for...? :p
Spazmo wants a Paris Hilton-themed women's prison movie with all the hot lesbian shower action they can offer. |
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05/07/2007 09:52:37 AM · #24 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
The sheriffs department will prolly let her have conjugal visits, |
How does one get on the list? |
You'd want to be on that list?
Despite being a heterosexual male who abhors violence, I'd rather shank her than shag her. I don't understand the attraction, she does nothing for me.
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05/07/2007 10:28:03 AM · #25 |
Originally posted by chimericvisions:
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
Would it be too much to ask that she get shanked in the shower while picking up the soap? |
...and shanked is euphemism for...? :p
Spazmo wants a Paris Hilton-themed women's prison movie with all the hot lesbian shower action they can offer. |
It's not a euphemism for anything.
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