Hi all, I was cleaning my work space today and I vacuumed my laptop and sucked up the B key, as I was trying to retrieve it I was talking to myself like a mad man. Afterwards, I laughed and decided to put the following down, you have to imagine it with Jewish voices:
A Short tale of a ‘B’ key and two Jews, by Chez
Jew 1: I lost my ‘B’ key!
Jew 2: What’d you mean you lost your ‘B’ Key?
Jew 1: I was vacuuming my desk, saw the computer was dirty and I vacuumed it, the vacuum sucked up my B Key!
Jew 2: What a thing to do, nobody looses their ‘B’ key, nobody vacuums their computer!
Jew 1: So what̢۪d you saying I should have a dirty computer?
Jew 2: Nobody wants a dirty computer, but nobody looses a ‘B’ key!
What are you going to do without a ‘B’ key? What computer doesn’t need a ‘B’ key?
Jew 1: I̢۪ll buy another one
Jew 2: What! You think there’s a special shop you go to, to get ‘B’ keys, there is no shop you slonk, because nobody looses their ‘B’ key.
Jew 1: Ok so I’ll write without a ‘B’ key
Jew 2: What are you crazy now as well as stupid, how are you gonna write without a ‘B’ key?
Jew 1: Ah ollocks to it!
Message edited by author 2003-07-11 08:50:27. |
