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04/01/2007 11:10:04 PM · #1 |
I am an Aprilfoolsologist, and today is my most sacred holiday. I do NOT appreciate the attempts to straighten out fools that are being perpetrated today. This is blasphemy in my religion. I don't go around weeing on your rituals, dang it!
So please, show some respect. In less than one hour the fool moon will return into the knot of the Celestial Oak, where it shall sleep again for another long year of left-brained seriousness. Until then, the day belongs to April O'Malley, king of jesters, born in a hamper and died in a washing machine, only to return, fluffy and pine-smelling, every year on this most holy of days.
You think this day was invented by Greeting Card companies? Think again! Look into the night sky! Orion is aligned with Jefferson! There are no lights in the Iceland sky! It is the Day of Fool!! Amen!!!
(edited for theological refinements)
Message edited by author 2007-04-01 23:10:44. |
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04/01/2007 11:12:35 PM · #2 |
He's not a christian like OMG, lets go Crusade on his butt and kill him........
.....mind control setting in.....
... I am your disciple....
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04/01/2007 11:13:26 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by RainMotorsports:
He's not a christian like OMG, lets go Crusade on his butt and kill him........
.....mind control setting in.....
... I am your disciple.... |
finally, a disciple!! you shall receive instructions on the next brainwave. |
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04/01/2007 11:13:31 PM · #4 |
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04/01/2007 11:26:06 PM · #5 |
| sign up now and receive 3 months of free april's fool tricks. while stocks lasts. |
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04/01/2007 11:26:23 PM · #6 |
| Send Art to burn his village and bring plagues upon his household. :) |
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04/02/2007 12:33:34 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
Orion is aligned with Jefferson! |
OMG, he's right!
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04/02/2007 02:58:46 AM · #8 |
| Mmmm... fluffy and pine smelling.... |
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04/02/2007 03:15:29 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by liltritter:
Send Art to burn his village and bring plagues upon his household. :) |
EDIT: Crap! I thought you said PLAQUES!
Message edited by author 2007-04-02 03:15:33. |
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04/02/2007 03:17:07 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by liltritter:
Send Art to burn his village and bring plagues upon his household. :) |
EDIT: Crap! I thought you said PLAQUES! |
one can safely assume those plaques are made from pieces of wood he got from burnt villages of past |
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04/02/2007 03:21:54 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by crayon:
one can safely assume those plaques are made from pieces of wood he got from burnt villages of past |
I do my part by recycling. |
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