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07/08/2003 06:37:17 PM · #26

Originally posted by GeneralE:

If you continue to comment off the topic I'll have to lock this thread.

Ummm does this thead have a topic? LOL

Oh yeah Mav how many hits now on your profile?

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

07/08/2003 06:41:24 PM · #27

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

Originally posted by GeneralE:
If you continue to comment off the topic I'll have to lock this thread.

Ummm does this thead have a topic? LOL

Oh yeah Mav how many hits now on your profile?

Yeah, NOT Photography Related. Quit talking about taking pictures!

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

07/08/2003 06:47:28 PM · #28

Originally posted by GeneralE:

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
If you continue to comment off the topic I'll have to lock this thread.

Ummm does this thead have a topic? LOL

Oh yeah Mav how many hits now on your profile?

Yeah, NOT Photography Related. Quit talking about taking pictures!

LOL oh geeshhh now ya know my roots are really blonde too

wewillexplore

Canon EOS-1D Mark II

07/08/2003 10:14:01 PM · #29

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

Oh yeah Mav how many hits now on your profile?

Profile Viewed: 4058 times

lol

frisca

Nikon D70

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

07/08/2003 10:28:22 PM · #30

Shameless!! I refuse to hit your profile. REFUSE! ;) But anyone who is bored, please feel free to hit mine. ;)

wewillexplore

Canon EOS-1D Mark II

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

07/08/2003 10:39:24 PM · #31

C'mere, I'll hit you!

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

07/08/2003 11:11:22 PM · #32

Originally posted by mavrik:

C'mere, I'll hit you!

getting a little kinky here now?

Stomping my foot I always miss it all...

wewillexplore

Canon EOS-1D Mark II

07/08/2003 11:21:47 PM · #33

at least we're back on topic of being off topic?

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

07/08/2003 11:23:25 PM · #34

Originally posted by mavrik:

at least we're back on topic of being off topic?

lol so I will ask you it this way how did the shower go? Look good? hehehehe there I didn't mention photography....opps just did.

frisca

Nikon D70

07/08/2003 11:23:28 PM · #35

you have been off-topic from the get-go. GenE shoulda banned you eons ago!

07/08/2003 11:25:20 PM · #36

Originally posted by frisca:

you have been off-topic from the get-go. GenE shoulda banned you eons ago!

We aren't off topic as long as we aren't talking about photography. We can talk about whatever we want here as long as it isn't photography.

So anyone got any good jokes?

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

07/08/2003 11:36:06 PM · #37

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

Originally posted by frisca:
you have been off-topic from the get-go. GenE shoulda banned you eons ago!

We aren't off topic as long as we aren't talking about photography. We can talk about whatever we want here as long as it isn't photography.

So anyone got any good jokes?

This was in one of my joke emails today (Top-Greetings.com):

Received from: Michele {Readers' Rating: 39.08%} {Total votes: 206}

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I
asked her not to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has
germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's
on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
mommy."

"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.

I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
daddy."

07/08/2003 11:40:22 PM · #38

LOL good one Paul got another one for me? I really do need to be cheered up! Or is it I just need a life?

shadow

Sony DSC-W1

07/08/2003 11:45:29 PM · #39

OMG a "most viewed" DPC contest :)
hehe, i just viewed your profile (again) mavrik and sweetsin :)

07/08/2003 11:48:10 PM · #40

Originally posted by shadow:

OMG a "most viewed" DPC contest :)
hehe, i just viewed your profile (again) mavrik and sweetsin :)

he's still ahead of me in views but I still have more posts....hehehe and I think he went off to bed, either that of he isn't posting anymore tonight.

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

07/08/2003 11:50:02 PM · #41

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

LOL good one Paul got another one for me? I really do need to be cheered up! Or is it I just need a life?

From Joke-Of-The-Day at www.humornetwork.com

A company chairman was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert's unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to the company's Quality Assurance Manager. The next morning, the chairman asked him how he enjoyed it, and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a memorandum which read as follows;

For a considerable period, the oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced, and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity.

All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems unnecessary duplication, and the staff of this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, this could be obtained through the use of an amplifier.

Much effort was involved in playing the demi-semiquavers. This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes should be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver. If this were done, it would be possible to use trainees instead of craftsmen.

No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes.

In light of the above, one can only conclude that had Schubert given attention to these matters, he probably would have had the time to finish his symphony.

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

07/08/2003 11:51:45 PM · #42

Try this ....

Canon EF 16-35mm f/2.8L USM III

07/08/2003 11:52:17 PM · #43

lol next one Paul....

shutterfly

Canon EOS-5D Mark III

07/08/2003 11:52:30 PM · #44

My profile viewed: 1234 times..that is soooo cool!
Going to bed now...g'night.

07/08/2003 11:57:59 PM · #45

Originally posted by GeneralE:

Try this ....

Howard Stern would be proud of you for supporting the lesbian movement.

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

07/09/2003 12:20:18 AM · #46

Well, the subject line of that email was "WHY MEN GET BOMBED"

It's not really my "style" of humor, but you seemed in such a hurry ....

This is paraphrased from a c. 1947 Readers Digest joke book:

One snowy morning on her way to work, a young woman stalls her car at an intersection. She is unable to get it to start, and soon the man in the car behind her starts honking incessantly.

Presently, she gets out and walks back to his car, and says "Excuse me, I can't seem to get my car to start. If you'd be so kind as to start it for me, I'll be happy to wait here and hold down the horn button for you."

Message edited by author 2003-07-09 00:20:49.

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/09/2003 01:08:15 AM · #47

Originally posted by GeneralE:

LOL love it

smellyfish1002

Canon EOS-20D

07/09/2003 02:10:25 AM · #48

Originally posted by GeneralE:

Originally posted by OneSweetSin:
LOL good one Paul got another one for me? I really do need to be cheered up! Or is it I just need a life?

From Joke-Of-The-Day at www.humornetwork.com

A company chairman was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert's unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to the company's Quality Assurance Manager. The next morning, the chairman asked him how he enjoyed it, and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a memorandum which read as follows;

For a considerable period, the oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced, and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity.

All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems unnecessary duplication, and the staff of this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, this could be obtained through the use of an amplifier.

Much effort was involved in playing the demi-semiquavers. This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes should be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver. If this were done, it would be possible to use trainees instead of craftsmen.

No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes.

In light of the above, one can only conclude that had Schubert given attention to these matters, he probably would have had the time to finish his symphony.

LOL I'm a Project Manager for a quality assurance consulting group! I like the way that guy thinks!@
JD

PS ... my profile as been viewed 1667 times... I'm just an amateur compared to the rest of you!

Message edited by author 2003-07-09 02:11:00.

smellyfish1002

Canon EOS-20D

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/09/2003 02:13:26 AM · #49

...but, my Pbase gallery hit count just went over 15,000!!
whoo hoo!!

JD