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02/21/2007 06:07:25 PM · #1 |
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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02/21/2007 06:09:07 PM · #2 |
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02/21/2007 06:09:23 PM · #3 |
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02/21/2007 06:10:17 PM · #4 |
So how is the volume controlled? Oh wait nevermind. :P
Message edited by author 2007-02-21 18:10:27. |
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02/21/2007 06:27:34 PM · #5 |
Fotoman, did you not hear. They shelved the design. Apparently, too many consumer testers were reporting extreme difficulty with the devices, in particular - they had trouble turning them on.
;-)
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02/21/2007 06:37:46 PM · #6 |
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02/21/2007 06:39:57 PM · #7 |
| I am shocked there is no 'nudity' warning on this thread. Now, where is my volume control? Oh yea, she hasn't come home from work yet. :-) |
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02/21/2007 10:18:10 PM · #8 |
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02/21/2007 10:20:53 PM · #9 |
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02/21/2007 10:22:54 PM · #10 |
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02/21/2007 10:23:32 PM · #11 |
Finally true sterio sound. Can you grt sattalite football?
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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02/21/2007 10:31:26 PM · #12 |
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02/21/2007 11:06:01 PM · #13 |
| Typical Apple: targeting huge demand with a sexy product. They have a much better feel than legacy music players, but they can be difficult to turn on sometimes. Be sure to go wireless for breast results. |
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02/21/2007 11:15:04 PM · #14 |
I hear they are getting "support" from Victoria's Secret for marketing.
Ofcourse, most guys are going to want the 38DD model, but the 32B version will be less likely to fail with age.
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02/22/2007 02:21:51 AM · #15 |
note to self...mark this thread WATCH so I can keep abreast of highbeamslights. |
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02/22/2007 09:18:06 AM · #16 |
gives an all new meaning to tuning in!
"Weeeeeeoooooh! Weeeeeeeeeoh! Honk! Honk! Honkhonkhonk!" Ace Ventura
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02/22/2007 10:13:38 AM · #17 |
| Damn you, Leroy, I have just spluttered tea over my work computer screen - are you intent on destroying every monitor?.... |
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02/22/2007 10:14:35 AM · #18 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Ofcourse, most guys are going to want the 38DD model, but the 32B version will be less likely to fail with age. |
Well, as the proud pocessor of a 38DD, I might find myself in demand at last.... |
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02/22/2007 10:20:29 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by SaraR:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Ofcourse, most guys are going to want the 38DD model, but the 32B version will be less likely to fail with age. |
Well, as the proud pocessor of a 38DD, I might find myself in demand at last.... |
lol...funny thread and also apple gives siminars or lessons at their stores for new products so I am up for attending the training for this one
Originally posted by scalvert:
Ooooh... an iBod! |
lol more like iBoob
Message edited by author 2007-02-22 10:28:16.
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02/22/2007 11:15:49 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by SaraR:
Damn you, Leroy, I have just spluttered tea over my work computer screen - are you intent on destroying every monitor?.... |
Leroy 68 : Computer Screens 0
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02/22/2007 11:28:05 AM · #21 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by SaraR:
Damn you, Leroy, I have just spluttered tea over my work computer screen - are you intent on destroying every monitor?.... |
Leroy 68 : Computer Screens 0 |
"Originally posted by SaraR:
I had just sat down to a nice cup of tea, and now I have spluttered it all over my laptop...
Leroy - 543 : Computer Screens - 0."
You're losing count...
Message edited by author 2007-02-22 11:28:31. |
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02/22/2007 11:31:10 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by SaraR:
Leroy - 543 : Computer Screens - 0."[/i]
You're losing count... |
It rolled over at 1,000 :-)
Message edited by author 2007-02-22 11:36:14.
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