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02/10/2007 01:02:00 AM · #1 |
so tonight we had a going away party for my friends who are moving. they wanted to go see drag queens.
this one drag queen came out with a GIANT afro on and sang the theme to "car wash." but she had a piece of shiny paper stuck in the back of her wig and it was really distracting when it caught the light.
so when she was working the crowd for tips and came by our table i stood up. she presented and said "oh you're one of those who wants to tuck it." and i said "no, i'm gonna turn you around and get this confetti out of your hair" which i did, to hoots and hollers and applause.
she whirled back around and smiled sweetly and said "girl, ALL my bushes have confetti stuck in them!"
lol. i just had to share. now i have to go wipe the industrial-strength lipstick off of my cheek. :) |
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02/10/2007 01:09:34 AM · #2 |
That IS pretty good :-)
R.
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02/10/2007 01:16:02 AM · #3 |
OKAY MISTER!!!!!! Explain yourself... what wuz u doing there!
Im kidding of course. |
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02/10/2007 01:17:32 AM · #4 |
That is REALLY good!! Way to think on her feet!
Wanna hear my funny drag queen story??
I went to a drag queen show one night and a queen named "Tonya" was doing her little act... I was not paying attention until, LO! I felt a hand in my crotch! I sat BOLT upright and the queen just danced away and gave me a demure smile...
Later, I find out she told my friend I had a small (trying to be clean here) manly organ!!
:) |
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02/10/2007 01:18:42 AM · #5 |
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02/10/2007 01:19:41 AM · #6 |
just kidding..
Makes me want to go watch one of my favorite movies - The Birdcage!
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02/10/2007 01:20:56 AM · #7 |
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02/10/2007 01:29:20 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by TCGuru:
I went to a drag queen show one night and a queen named "Tonya" was doing her little act... I was not paying attention until, LO! I felt a hand in my crotch! I sat BOLT upright and the queen just danced away and gave me a demure smile...
Later, I find out she told my friend I had a small (trying to be clean here) manly organ!!
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Hey, maybe you can work an explanation of why it was small into a shot for the biology challenge. ;)
Message edited by author 2007-02-10 01:29:40.
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02/10/2007 01:29:59 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by TCGuru:
love that movie!! |
Me too! The original, anyway, not so much the remake, though I did like Nathan Lane in that one a lot.
All this talk of drag queens reminds me of a true story of when the liner "France" was outbound and passed "Queen Mary" inbound on her last voyage before decommissioning. Using the light signals to speak each other, they spoke as follows:
QM, to France: "You are a great and gracious lady."
France, to QM: "But you will always be a queen."
Ah, we'll never see days like that again.
So, TC, I don't care what others say: to me, you will always be a queen!
R.
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02/10/2007 01:30:31 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by levyj413:
Hey, maybe you can work an explanation of why it was small into a shot for the biology challenge. ;) |
ROFL!! I could try tho.... ;) |
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02/10/2007 01:32:16 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Me too! The original, anyway, not so much the remake, though I did like Nathan Lane in that one a lot.
All this talk of drag queens reminds me of a true story of when the liner "France" was outbound and passed "Queen Mary" inbound on her last voyage before decommissioning. Using the light signals to speak each other, they spoke as follows:
QM, to France: "You are a great and gracious lady."
France, to QM: "But you will always be a queen."
Ah, we'll never see days like that again.
So, TC, I don't care what others say: to me, you will always be a queen!
R. |
awwwwwwwwwww WAIT! Who's talkin smack?? Am I gonna have to whip up on someone? ;) |
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02/10/2007 01:32:19 AM · #12 |
drag queens make me smile. i just love 'em!
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02/10/2007 01:34:49 AM · #13 |
...tempted to start a thread on gay humor...LOL
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02/10/2007 01:36:55 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by dsterner:
...tempted to start a thread on gay humor...LOL |
Hmmmmm.... wonder what kind of response that would get? :) |
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02/10/2007 01:39:44 AM · #15 |
I know the mathmatical equation of gay years to straight years in a relationship. First time I heard it I laughed so hard I almost turned gay
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02/10/2007 01:43:27 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by dsterner:
I know the mathmatical equation of gay years to straight years in a relationship. First time I heard it I laughed so hard I almost turned gay |
Please do share...
~Terry
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02/10/2007 01:49:20 AM · #17 |
First 3 years of gay relationship = 3 years for each year of a straight relationship.
year 4 and 5 of gay relationship = 2 years for a straight relationship.
at the 5 yeat mark, it all evens out - each year = the same time in each
example: a ten year relationship of a gay relationship = 18 years by straight standard LOL
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
Originally posted by dsterner:
I know the mathmatical equation of gay years to straight years in a relationship. First time I heard it I laughed so hard I almost turned gay |
Please do share...
~Terry |
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02/10/2007 01:58:36 AM · #18 |
Originally posted by TCGuru:
awwwwwwwwwww WAIT! Who's talkin smack?? Am I gonna have to whip up on someone? ;) |
Sheesh... "Queen" as in regal, "queen" as in special, "queen" as in the original meaning of the word before those strange people stole it from us :-) Hell, I can remember when if you said someone was being "gay" you meant they were being exuberant...
;-)
R.
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02/10/2007 01:58:37 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by dsterner:
First 3 years of gay relationship = 3 years for each year of a straight relationship.
year 4 and 5 of gay relationship = 2 years for a straight relationship.
at the 5 yeat mark, it all evens out - each year = the same time in each
example: a ten year relationship of a gay relationship = 18 years by straight standard LOL |
Took me a few minutes to figure out what you were saying, but once I got it, yeah, that is pretty funny. :)
~Terry
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02/10/2007 02:03:59 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Sheesh... "Queen" as in regal, "queen" as in special, "queen" as in the original meaning of the word. I can remember when if you said someone was being "gay" you meant they were being exuberant...
R. |
That reminds me of "Yiddish with Dick and Jane," which is a bitingly funny book about what happens when the kids grew up. Their inanely positive, naive outlook remains intact. However, their other sister moves to Berkeley and knows what's what.
There's a great section where they see two men hugging outside a house for sale. Dick and Jane reason that one of them is a real estate agent and the other is a seller who's very pleased.
Their sister tries to explain what's really going on, and says they're gay. Jane replies "He's more than gay, he's positively ecstatic!"
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02/10/2007 02:04:14 AM · #21 |
I have more...;)
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
Originally posted by dsterner:
First 3 years of gay relationship = 3 years for each year of a straight relationship.
year 4 and 5 of gay relationship = 2 years for a straight relationship.
at the 5 yeat mark, it all evens out - each year = the same time in each
example: a ten year relationship of a gay relationship = 18 years by straight standard LOL |
Took me a few minutes to figure out what you were saying, but once I got it, yeah, that is pretty funny. :)
~Terry |
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02/10/2007 08:33:57 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by TCGuru:
awwwwwwwwwww WAIT! Who's talkin smack?? Am I gonna have to whip up on someone? ;) |
Sheesh... "Queen" as in regal, "queen" as in special, "queen" as in the original meaning of the word before those strange people stole it from us :-) Hell, I can remember when if you said someone was being "gay" you meant they were being exuberant...
;-)
R. |
I got it sweetie! I was LOL :-D <<<<<<>>>>> hehe |
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02/10/2007 02:34:31 PM · #23 |
ok, i've kind of recovered from last night.
i'm sorry, brad, but i couldn't find any pics of alana with the afro online, BUT i did stumble across an entire 3 minute documentary about her on myspace:
//vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=537585468
enjoy! :) |
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02/10/2007 02:36:36 PM · #24 |
during the show last night we were debating what our drag names would be if we got up there (which...uh uh).
fella's was "princess tucknstuff"
my friend lori wants to be "eureka upright"
my friend christy wants to be "bara cooter"
i couldn't come up with a very good one. there was "holly yoolah", but...meh. if i do the drag queen name calculator method, mine would be "peaches riviera." i really can't come up with anything better than that. :) |
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02/10/2007 02:44:24 PM · #25 |
Last time I was at a drag show I ended up onstage wearing a feather Boa singing "I Will Survive". thank goodness there are no pictures.
My drag name would most certainly be Tess Tickles.
P-ness |
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