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01/19/2007 07:42:47 PM · #76 |
| As a person that doesn't drink I heard that you shouldn't drink on an empty stomach, keep nibbling. If it's not true, then it will lead to more colorful variety of puke |
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01/19/2007 07:42:50 PM · #77 |
Originally posted by howzit:
Don't start peeing - once you start the valve is broken and you'll be peeing all night. |
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
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01/19/2007 07:45:19 PM · #78 |
Originally posted by TheStick:
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by TheStick:
And here I heard you weren't too bright! ;) |
It's the beer before liquor talking. :) |
I'm just glad you haven't had too many yet and came to burn my village! |
I'm not a mean drunk. Besides - I love you guys! |
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01/19/2007 07:45:23 PM · #79 |
To avoid a hangover...
Don't drink anything with sugary mix.
Stay clear of darker booze. The clearer the better.
If I'm planning on getting "rat-legged", as they say where I come from, I drink several Bloody Caesars...seven or eight ought to do it. All the tomato juice counter-acts the hangover effect...and the celery freshens the breath!
Drink responsibly. |
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01/19/2007 07:46:21 PM · #80 |
I think it's a man law, if you have a penis you are not allowed to order a fruity drink, unless it's served by a topless supermodel and you are on a beach, and even then it's questionable if you could have ordered a beer. Stick with beer and you are all good.
Don't dance unless you have to. You are not a good dancer. If you do dance, small movements, don't draw attention to yourself.
Never buy women drinks unless you are really enjoying the conversation and really want to buy them a drink. You'd be surprised how many women go to the bar with little or no money in their pocket.
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01/19/2007 07:46:32 PM · #81 |
And if you go out worrying about getting drunk or getting a hangover or trying to remember what advice you got from a bunch of imaginary internet people you won't be able to relax.
So just forget all of this and when it comes to the drinks just order whatever the guy next to you orders (as long as he's not wearing a leather waistcoat and a handlebar moustache) |
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01/19/2007 07:47:59 PM · #82 |
Originally posted by Shakalaka:
Originally posted by howzit:
Don't start peeing - once you start the valve is broken and you'll be peeing all night. |
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. |
Pissing the Night Away.
Message edited by author 2007-01-19 19:53:30. |
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01/19/2007 07:48:13 PM · #83 |
Originally posted by faidoi:
As a person that doesn't drink I heard that you shouldn't drink on an empty stomach, keep nibbling. If it's not true, then it will lead to more colorful variety of puke |
For me this is only true if you know how to pace yourself, if you go over, it turns out badly.
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01/19/2007 07:49:01 PM · #84 |
Originally posted by boomtap:
I can't wait for the follow up post about how this went. |
I can't wait for the "Losing virginity, need tips" thread. |
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01/19/2007 07:49:28 PM · #85 |
and...
don't buy flowers or kool aid shots from the pretty bar girls! Save your money for beer, for you!
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01/19/2007 07:49:48 PM · #86 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by boomtap:
I can't wait for the follow up post about how this went. |
I can't wait for the "Losing virginity, need tips" thread. |
LMAO!!
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01/19/2007 07:49:59 PM · #87 |
Here's kawana tomorrow morning...
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01/19/2007 07:50:05 PM · #88 |
Originally posted by jhonan:
And if you go out worrying about getting drunk or getting a hangover or trying to remember what advice you got from a bunch of imaginary internet people you won't be able to relax.
So just forget all of this and when it comes to the drinks just order whatever the guy next to you orders (as long as he's not wearing a leather waistcoat and a handlebar moustache) |
exactly. Odds are you won't even remember going out the night before or know how Quasimodo got into your bed the next day anyway. |
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01/19/2007 07:51:46 PM · #89 |
Originally posted by LoudDog:
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don't buy flowers or kool aid shots from the pretty bar girls! Save your money for beer, for you! |
Good one. They try to grab your money a thousand ways... say no! Buy only your drinks, go home with money in your pocket. Get happy buying drinks for others or buying crap from the bar girls and you'll go home with a hole in your credit card.
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01/19/2007 07:51:56 PM · #90 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
I can't wait for the "Losing virginity, need tips" thread. |
In that case skip the IHOP and head on over to good ole In-N-Out for a sloppy burger.... ;-)
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01/19/2007 07:54:03 PM · #91 |
and...
go back to her place, not your place. It's much easier that way.
a fake name can't hurt.
Oh yeah, and don't wear black! if they have black lights all the dust and lint on you sparkle and you look silly!
Message edited by author 2007-01-19 19:54:40.
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01/19/2007 07:54:31 PM · #92 |
I guess I shouldn't suggest doing 5 Jaeger bombs within 5 minutes of walking into the club.
Unless you know your tolerances for liquor, keep with the beer. I'm one of the odd people that 2 or 3 beers and I'm toast, but a bottle of whiskey and I'm just starting to feel good.
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01/19/2007 07:56:33 PM · #93 |
The phone numbers you get from the girls at the bar will be fake...
Girls like a dude that can dance but don't like a drunk dude that thinks he can dance...
If you get tired of being the middle man just take your beer into the men's room and poor it into the urinal...
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01/19/2007 07:58:52 PM · #94 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
If you get tired of being the middle man just take your beer into the men's room and poor it into the urinal... |
Damn I had to actually think about that one. Damn, I hate being sick. |
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01/19/2007 07:59:35 PM · #95 |
Originally posted by LoudDog:
go back to her place, not your place. It's much easier that way.
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And, if the next morning she's asleep on your arm... suck up your pride, chew your arm off and get away quickly, yet quietly.
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01/19/2007 08:03:28 PM · #96 |
| Best advice is to have a couple drinks before you go out as alcohol is way over priced at clubs. As for what to order, if you're looking for something interesting and more or less non-girly you could order a Boilermaker, Depth Charge, or Irish Car Bomb. They're all variations of the same drink involving a shot of whiskey, beer, and in the case of the Irish Car Bomb a shot of Bailey's as well. |
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01/19/2007 08:04:55 PM · #97 |
Before you go to bed...
Aspirin and a glass or few of water (helps with the hangover) |
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01/19/2007 08:05:09 PM · #98 |
Originally posted by Shakalaka:
Originally posted by LoudDog:
go back to her place, not your place. It's much easier that way.
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And, if the next morning she's asleep on your arm... suck up your pride, chew your arm off and get away quickly, yet quietly. |
And if you should find that you're actually in a "Crying Game" kind of moment don't worry to much, we've all been there, just don't ever mention it to anyone ever.
Message edited by author 2007-01-19 20:05:34. |
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01/19/2007 08:05:54 PM · #99 |
Originally posted by idnic:
....and you'll go home with a hole in your credit card. |
Better yet, never bring your CC with you. In fact, don't bring your wallet. Just your ID (Not DL) and a wad of cash. |
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01/19/2007 08:06:08 PM · #100 |
My votes:
-Guiness (well, maybe this isn't really an appropriate "clubbing" drink, but at least you can do the eating and the drinking all in one step!)
-Ginandtonics
-Dark & Stormies/Blonde & Stormies. Usually you end up with ginger ale instead of ginger beer, but still decent.
-Caesars
Originally posted by idnic:
Don't ever walk away from your drink, and if you must walk away to pee or whatevah, get a new drink when you come back. |
Ah, I've never met one of you before, but thanks for all the free drinks! :)
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