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09/19/2006 08:53:34 AM · #1
Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Be aye t' share t' love with mateys and buckos. On'y bilgerats be skippin' this day o' celebration!

Hie ye to //www.talklikeapirate.com to divine yer pirate name and study up on yer vocab!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin̢۪, I̢۪m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is...

1. Prepare to be boarded.

G'bye, wenches and bungholes!
Cap'n Black John Muckpond
09/19/2006 09:18:27 AM · #2
ARRRRRGGGGG!!
09/19/2006 09:20:23 AM · #3
Avast, I do believe ye do be a few dabloons short of a treasure chest, yar
09/19/2006 10:00:19 AM · #4
Avast thar mateys! Hoist the mainsail! Swab the poopdeck!

Arrrr, somebody pull me pegleg out o' this knothole in the deck!

09/19/2006 10:01:46 AM · #5
Originally posted by muckpond:


4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?


That's just gross...

And I can't believe they forgot "Ar, ye want to shiver me timber!"
09/19/2006 10:04:40 AM · #6
yaaar! we been talking like this all day yaaaaar!
09/19/2006 10:05:02 AM · #7
Isn't there a pirate talk text converter out there somewhere for those of us that don't speak pirate? Arrrrh!
09/19/2006 10:13:30 AM · #8
Originally posted by LoudDog:

Isn't there a pirate talk text converter out there somewhere for those of us that don't speak pirate? Arrrrh!


//www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl


09/19/2006 10:37:15 AM · #9
much better, know 't looks like I know what I be doing
09/19/2006 11:04:51 AM · #10
What did the pirate say when the bartender asked him what that steering wheel was doing in his pants?

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Say, with a pirate accent:

"I don't know, but it's driving me nuts! Arrr!"
09/19/2006 01:26:21 PM · #11
"Isn't there a pirate talk text converter out there somewhere for those of us that don't speak pirate? Arrrrh!

//www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl"

Nice t' know that a lass showed ye swabs 'ere th' translator be.
Ya scurvy cur! Aaaar, har, har!
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