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09/05/2006 02:35:32 AM · #26 |
no jokes will kill this site 
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09/05/2006 02:36:15 AM · #27 |
Hey! I just realized I didn't get smited today. Cool.
OOpps, did I thread-jack? ;)
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09/05/2006 02:38:10 AM · #28 |
Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun
* (Anon / from the Dr Demento Show)
Chorus:
Dead puppies aren't much fun
When you call them they don't come
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died last fall
That's him lying in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
You can't make them beg for food
You can try - it's no good
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They won't roll over, they won't play ball
They'll play dead, that's all
Dead puppies aren't much fun
When you pick them up they sag
When you walk them it's a drag
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mummy isn't feeling well
I think she doesn't like the smell
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Not much fun
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09/05/2006 02:39:28 AM · #29 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun |
no, no... you gotta poke them bloated tummy with a stick |
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09/05/2006 02:40:13 AM · #30 |
ok, just so I got this right...DPC is going to be down for 30 days....
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09/05/2006 02:40:59 AM · #31 |
Yes - to be fumigated. Its part of the contract.
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09/05/2006 02:42:58 AM · #32 |
Art is waiting outside with his torch. We estimate it will take 30 days to rebuild this village :-)
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09/05/2006 02:46:31 AM · #33 |
OK, just making sure. It might take me that long to get over getting pillaged in the Subjectless challenge. And Leroy...go comment on it, parole officer was asking me if you have commented on any of mine lately.
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09/05/2006 02:51:35 AM · #34 |
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgin!
To poison a pigeon in the park.
-Tom Lehrer |
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09/05/2006 02:56:56 AM · #35 |
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
original recording by Napoleon XIV
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09/05/2006 03:03:43 AM · #36 |
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09/05/2006 02:54:35 PM · #37 |
Day 2. I can not go on, must be silly ... must post LOL, must post LMFAO!
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09/05/2006 02:56:36 PM · #38 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Day 2. I can not go on, must be silly ... must post LOL, must post LMFAO! |
ROFL :P
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09/05/2006 02:59:26 PM · #39 |
Originally posted by Artyste:
Fights break out no matter what is going on in the forums.
There always have been debates and fights, and there always will be.
Threads like this, with a sarcastic bent, serve no purpose really. Nobody anywhere is getting rid of humor and silliness.
I don't know when humor and silliness became equated with a plea to stop threadjacking and to cut back on sexual/erotic posting and/or innuendo, but that seems to be the over-reaction that I, personally, have been seeing around here. Someone asks for something, and BOOM, suddenly "nobody can have fun anymore! OMG! THE SKY IS FALLING!"
Seriously.. we *all* need to just calm down and stop taking things so personally.
IMO, this thread is just a symptom of those over-reactions.. as were 90% of the posts in response to the original threads that started all this hoopla and nonsense.
Yes, DPC is a better place for those that can stay light-hearted and fun.. but it's recognizing when to stop that is key.. when to be fun, and when to be serious.. when to post, and when not too..
And maybe we can get back to things that made this website something to stay with in the beginning... and maybe stop all the childish back-and-forthing that's been going on and leave that to the debates in Rant.
What say you... eh? |
I say blah blah blah.
Message edited by author 2006-09-05 15:58:29.
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