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 08/21/2006 02:00:43 AM · #1
So those of you who know me have heard me whine a bit about things being tough right now.
Without boring you with all the details, the 2 latest tragedies were losing my job of 2 years, then the next day severely dislocating my elbow.
So this is week four and I finally can start physio. But I am not supposed to be on my bike.

SO I was on my bike, going to a friends when the phone rings. Its mom so I pull over and stop to chat.

Then, from out of no where, that I got attacked by ( no word of a lie) a transvestite hooker!!!
He was pulling my bike out from under me and yanking my arm!! I was so afraid I was gonna re dislocate my elbow!!

I extricated my self from the scene and everything is ok.
But how messed up is that!!?? And my mom got to hear the whole thing!!

Attacked by a tranny ho....will the fun ever end!!?? :))
 08/21/2006 02:07:57 AM · #2
Well, on the bright side, you have a great start to a novel! Or, um, a Benny Hill sketch... ;-) Best wishes for a speedy recovery... from it all!
 08/21/2006 02:18:36 AM · #3
Originally posted by meanwile:
Well, on the bright side, you have a great start to a novel! Or, um, a Benny Hill sketch... ;-) Best wishes for a speedy recovery... from it all!


Thanks! Its all good. What doesnt kill you, yadda yadda yadda ;)

But a tranny hooker, that was too much, I am still shaking my head and laughing!
 08/21/2006 03:04:22 AM · #4
But...did you get the picture??
 08/21/2006 03:22:33 AM · #5
challenge suggestion: take a picture inspired by the wacky recent events in Rae-Ann's life...

;-)
 08/21/2006 03:57:48 AM · #6
Originally posted by Bosborne:
But...did you get the picture??


I honest to Gawd thought about a picture...but remember.. dislocated elbow...on my bike ( even at a standstill) and a cell phone in my hand.

And I think cracky was all upset that I was on my phone, a photo might got me cut up !! haha

Like one of those A and E life lessons commercials..."sometimes pulling out your camera in front of a crack ho isn't appropriate, some of them may NOT want their picture taken"
 08/21/2006 10:33:20 AM · #7
Ok, I'm reconsidering the novel and the Benny Hill sketch. Now I'm thinking sitcom: "Rae-Ann and the Crack Ho" Move over Earl!

No? What about a rap song lyric... A long road, a psycho, that crack ho broke my elbow...
 08/21/2006 10:38:44 AM · #8
Originally posted by Rae-Ann:
So those of you who know me have heard me whine a bit about things being tough right now.
Without boring you with all the details, the 2 latest tragedies were losing my job of 2 years, then the next day severely dislocating my elbow.
So this is week four and I finally can start physio. But I am not supposed to be on my bike.

SO I was on my bike, going to a friends when the phone rings. Its mom so I pull over and stop to chat.

Then, from out of no where, that I got attacked by ( no word of a lie) a transvestite hooker!!!
He was pulling my bike out from under me and yanking my arm!! I was so afraid I was gonna re dislocate my elbow!!

I extricated my self from the scene and everything is ok.
But how messed up is that!!?? And my mom got to hear the whole thing!!

Attacked by a tranny ho....will the fun ever end!!?? :))


did you snap a pic?
08/21/2006 10:40:08 AM · #9
Those darn transvestite hookers. They LOVE riding bikes. Could that somehow be called Dikes on Bikes? Guess not really.
:-D

Glad you're OK. I'll keep my eye out for tranny ho's now.
 08/21/2006 10:52:47 AM · #10
Rae-Ann, it's definitely book time. You gotta write one. You can use your own photos for illustration, except for the crack tranny ho, for which you'll have to check with the local police for a mug shot...

You amaze me - keep that sense of humor!!
 08/21/2006 11:15:51 AM · #11

08/21/2006 11:52:51 AM · #12
ok...its not the angry ho, but here is some amusing folks from the afternoon ...
08/21/2006 11:58:28 AM · #13
heh, that shot will do just fine. ;-)
 08/21/2006 06:23:59 PM · #14
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
heh, that shot will do just fine. ;-)


You know , that guy in white Really thinks he is a horse...

How about a "things that make you go hmmm.." challenge!
 08/21/2006 06:30:53 PM · #15
Originally posted by Rae-Ann:
So those of you who know me have heard me whine a bit about things being tough right now.
Without boring you with all the details, the 2 latest tragedies were losing my job of 2 years, then the next day severely dislocating my elbow.
So this is week four and I finally can start physio. But I am not supposed to be on my bike.

SO I was on my bike, going to a friends when the phone rings. Its mom so I pull over and stop to chat.

Then, from out of no where, that I got attacked by ( no word of a lie) a transvestite hooker!!!
He was pulling my bike out from under me and yanking my arm!! I was so afraid I was gonna re dislocate my elbow!!

I extricated my self from the scene and everything is ok.
But how messed up is that!!?? And my mom got to hear the whole thing!!

I am not laughing at you, but the situation. WTF?? How off is that?

Attacked by a tranny ho....will the fun ever end!!?? :))
08/21/2006 06:36:46 PM · #16
Originally posted by persimon:


I am not laughing at you, but the situation. WTF?? How off is that?



Laugh away!! I am, its just absurd...I live in a colourful, lively neighbourhood :)
 08/21/2006 08:05:43 PM · #17
That is one F'ed up story. At least you're around to post about it.
08/21/2006 10:18:11 PM · #18
Jiminy crickets Rae :(

Well, it could be worse. You could have had your bike stolen, camera stolen, then become lost and wander downtown Toronto for a week - all the while having thousands of dpc'ers searching for you (and no doubt pining for your deserts).

To top it off once you were found there would have to be a "where in the world has Rae been" challenge. At that point the number of photos of transvestite hookers on dpc would rival that of transvestitehookers.ca

Unglad your idiot ex-employers are now *ex*-employers.
Unglad your elbow is dislocated.
Glad you're safe.
 08/22/2006 12:14:16 AM · #19
Originally posted by alfresco:
Jiminy crickets Rae :(

Well, it could be worse. You could have had your bike stolen, camera stolen, then become lost and wander downtown Toronto for a week - all the while having thousands of dpc'ers searching for you (and no doubt pining for your deserts).

To top it off once you were found there would have to be a "where in the world has Rae been" challenge. At that point the number of photos of transvestite hookers on dpc would rival that of transvestitehookers.ca

Unglad your idiot ex-employers are now *ex*-employers.
Unglad your elbow is dislocated.
Glad you're safe.


You are too freakin' funny!!!! I am literally lol :))

( fwiw I did have my bike stolen , but that was LAST month...and noone would want the ghetto cam!)
 08/22/2006 02:10:33 AM · #20
I'm shocked!!! I thought we only had tranny-ho's here in Los Angeles! :-)

Glad you're ok. Keep up your sense of humor, life is funny sometimes.
 08/22/2006 02:19:22 AM · #21
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
I'm shocked!!! I thought we only had tranny-ho's here in Los Angeles! :-) Glad you're ok. Keep up your sense of humor, life is funny sometimes.

Oh, no. It's a syndickate. They're everywhere. Especially in the Gayborhood here in Philly. I should take some pics one Friday night. Candids lest I get attacked. lol
 08/22/2006 02:40:04 AM · #22
I wonder if theres a North American union??

I would love to suggest a tranny pic thread...
But I would stay away from the hookers..stick to the friendly neighbourhood drag queens.
They like to have their picture taken, and won't attack ( unless u ask politely)
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