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08/16/2006 01:38:18 PM · #76

Yo momma's is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw

Yo momma's like a door knob everyone get there turn

Yo momma's like a bowling ball gets fingered thrown down the gutter and still comes back for more.....( i was really debaiting on posting this one lol O WELL)

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

08/16/2006 01:42:14 PM · #77

Originally posted by Givemeashot:

Yo momma's like a bowling ball gets fingered thrown down the gutter and still comes back for more.....

hmmm... don't diss the way I treat yo momma dawg, she loves it that way.

Yo mommas like going fishing in a stocked pond, there's a darn good chance you'll catch something.

NstiG8tr

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

08/16/2006 01:43:06 PM · #78

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Yo momma's so fat, they found stdavidson tucked away in a fat roll. :-)

LMAO perfect! :-D

Fortunately she's so nasty, that Steve was able to survive on the potatos growing in the fat rolls.

Everybody bow to the

08/16/2006 02:02:46 PM · #79

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by Givemeashot:

Yo momma's like a bowling ball gets fingered thrown down the gutter and still comes back for more.....

hmmm... don't diss the way I treat yo momma dawg, she loves it that way.

Yo mommas like going fishing in a stocked pond, there's a darn good chance you'll catch something.

Yo momma is like Rail Road tracks... she get laid all through the states... ( i think i said it wrong lol )

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

08/16/2006 02:10:12 PM · #80

Originally posted by Givemeashot:

Yo momma is like Rail Road tracks... she get laid all through the states... ( i think i said it wrong lol )

Yo momma smuggles drugs across the borders daily and has never been caught. Border patrol doesn't have the man-power to do a comprehensive body search. And, the CDC refuses to help.

DjFenzl

08/16/2006 02:19:06 PM · #81

I just want you all to know this really hurts. I didn't realize you all knew my mother but she is a very sweet woman. Sure she has her problems, but who doesn't? It was hard times when her father passed away and she had to pick up the slack, dropping out of school and working on the farm to help feed her 7 brothers and sisters. Later when her husband (my father) passed away she fell into a depression and yes, she put on some weight - but I don't understand why you have to be so cruel to her. She is a human being with feelings and emotions too. Perhaps the problem lies not with her but within yourselves. I will never come back to this site ever again, you all should be ashamed of yourselves!

thegrandwazoo

Nikon D750

08/16/2006 02:20:50 PM · #82

Yo Mamma!

NstiG8tr

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

08/16/2006 02:23:24 PM · #83

Originally posted by Megatherian:

Perhaps the problem lies not with her butt...........

The problem definately lies with her butt!!

DjFenzl

08/16/2006 02:24:57 PM · #84

Originally posted by NstiG8tr:

Originally posted by Megatherian:
Perhaps the problem lies not with her butt...........

The problem definately lies with her butt!!

;)

08/16/2006 02:26:32 PM · #85

Originally posted by NstiG8tr:

Originally posted by Megatherian:
Perhaps the problem lies not with her butt...........

The problem definately lies with her butt!!

or within... LOL

DjFenzl

08/16/2006 02:29:52 PM · #86

btw, I was being sarcastic. My momma is actually smart and fairly thin. please, feel free to continue berating each others mothers ;)

08/16/2006 02:32:46 PM · #87

Originally posted by Megatherian:

btw, I was being sarcastic. My momma is actually smart and fairly thin. please, feel free to continue berating each others mothers ;)

Yo momma is so smart and thin...

That just don't work!

Chinabun

Canon PowerShot SD990 IS

08/16/2006 02:37:10 PM · #88

now that was original and FUNNY!

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Yo momma is so ugly that Neat Image deleted her from the portrait you took of her and left the noise.

Canon EF 17-40mm f/4.0L USM

08/16/2006 02:42:00 PM · #89

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by Givemeashot:

Yo momma is like Rail Road tracks... she get laid all through the states... ( i think i said it wrong lol )

Yo momma smuggles drugs across the borders daily and has never been caught. Border patrol doesn't have the man-power to do a comprehensive body search. And, the CDC refuses to help.

Your momma so fat she stuck on a red shirt and everyone yelled " KOOL-AID"

peecee

Canon EOS-5D

08/16/2006 02:47:38 PM · #90

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER YO MOMMA? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they Take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DOES YO MOMMA RUB HER EYES WHEN SHE GETS UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because she don't have any balls to scratch .

08/16/2006 03:02:22 PM · #91

Originally posted by Givemeashot:

Your momma so fat she stuck on a red shirt and everyone yelled " KOOL-AID"

Yo mooma is so fat, you took her to the beach and a whale tried to do her.

08/16/2006 03:03:12 PM · #92

Yo mommas so ugly her portrait is painted in 10 shades of poo.

Tamron SP AF 17-50mm f/2.8 Di II LD Aspherical (IF) for Canon

08/16/2006 03:17:43 PM · #93

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Yo mommas so ugly her portrait is painted in 10 shades of poo.

Yo momma so poor.... I saw her kicking a can down the street and ask what are you doing? She said " Moving "

Phil

Canon EOS-7D

08/16/2006 03:23:16 PM · #94

Your momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

08/16/2006 03:27:37 PM · #95

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!