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08/15/2006 11:32:58 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Dayum dawg! Yo momma is so ugly Eug wouldn't date her :-) |
Yo momma so ugly the bag your pappy tried to put on her head ran away! |
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08/15/2006 11:34:46 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Dayum dawg! Yo momma is so ugly Eug wouldn't date her :-) |
Now, see... That's just low. No ones ugly at 2 AM... |
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08/15/2006 11:39:36 PM · #28 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Dayum dawg! Yo momma is so ugly Eug wouldn't date her :-) |
Now, see... That's just low. No ones ugly at 2 AM... |
Not true... I've seen ugly at 2 am and it don't get prettier by 10. :-)
Originally posted by pekesty:
Yo momma so ugly the bag your pappy tried to put on her head ran away! |
Yo momma so ugly her face is molded onto scuba masks as a shark repellant.
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08/15/2006 11:43:56 PM · #29 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Yo momma so ugly her face is molded onto scuba masks as a shark repellant. |
Yo momma so ugly she's Orkins number one cock roach removal weapon! |
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08/15/2006 11:48:00 PM · #30 |
Yo mommas so oily, the US Government just tapped her as a reserve.
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08/16/2006 11:41:55 AM · #31 |
| Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. |
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08/16/2006 11:48:01 AM · #32 |
Yo momma's so stanky, she uses cat pee as perfume and it makes her smell better.
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08/16/2006 11:48:09 AM · #33 |
Let's get off Mommas, cuz I just got off yours!
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08/16/2006 11:55:44 AM · #34 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Yo momma's so stanky, she uses cat pee as perfume and it makes her smell better. |
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. |
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08/16/2006 11:56:15 AM · #35 |
yo momma so fat when her pager goes off people run because they think shes backing up.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on the VCR.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a quarter it turns into 2 dimes and a nickle. |
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08/16/2006 11:58:56 AM · #36 |
Originally posted by MQuinn:
yo momma so fat when her pager goes off people run because they think shes backing up.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on the VCR.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a quarter it turns into 2 dimes and a nickle. |
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08/16/2006 12:06:23 PM · #37 |
yo mommas teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles traffic stops
yo mommas teeth are so rotten, that when she smiles they look like dice
yo mommas so stupid when she went to court and the judge said "Order" She said I'd like a double cheeseburger and fries.
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08/16/2006 12:12:50 PM · #38 |
yo mamma so ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out
yo mamma spent six hours lookin' at orange juice cause' it said "concentrate"
I hear they're plannin to tear down yo' mamma and put up a skyscraper
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08/16/2006 12:17:14 PM · #39 |
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. |
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08/16/2006 12:21:29 PM · #40 |
Yo momma's real nice. She's so nice she'll give you the hair off her back.
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08/16/2006 12:21:50 PM · #41 |
| Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
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08/16/2006 12:22:16 PM · #42 |
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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08/16/2006 12:22:44 PM · #43 |
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08/16/2006 12:22:55 PM · #44 |
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Hisssssssssssssssss...ack!
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08/16/2006 12:26:14 PM · #45 |
Yo momma hung this on her wall 
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08/16/2006 12:27:39 PM · #46 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
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08/16/2006 12:31:20 PM · #47 |
Originally posted by vxpra:
Yo momma hung this on her wall |
Yo momma was mad because the cheeseman doesn't come in singles.
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08/16/2006 12:31:23 PM · #48 |
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a California King fitted sheet for a Do-Rag!
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08/16/2006 12:40:44 PM · #49 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a California King fitted sheet for a Do-Rag! |
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes: jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" |
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08/16/2006 12:40:55 PM · #50 |
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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