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07/26/2006 11:40:43 AM · #952

:-)

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

07/26/2006 11:42:12 AM · #953

Originally posted by amber:

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yeah I woke up late ...

:-P

Just remember beers not just for cereal.

*Snap, Crackle and Hic*

lol its snap, crackle and hops

amber

Canon EOS-300D Rebel

07/26/2006 11:43:14 AM · #954

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by amber:

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yeah I woke up late ...

:-P

Just remember beers not just for cereal.

*Snap, Crackle and Hic*

lol its snap, crackle and hops

I know...I'm drunk..:))

rox_rox

Canon EOS-20D

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 USM

07/26/2006 11:44:28 AM · #955

Originally posted by amber:

An intravenous alcohol drip does away with the need for a barkeeper and a clock:)

I hear that the alcohol companies are working on an alcohol implant.

07/26/2006 11:45:21 AM · #956

Originally posted by amber:

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by amber:

Originally posted by notonline:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yeah I woke up late ...

:-P

Just remember beers not just for cereal.

*Snap, Crackle and Hic*

lol its snap, crackle and hops

I know...I'm drunk..:))

Thats the best way to be some times.

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

07/26/2006 11:46:05 AM · #957

Originally posted by greatandsmall:

Originally posted by amber:
An intravenous alcohol drip does away with the need for a barkeeper and a clock:)

I hear that the alcohol companies are working on an alcohol implant.

Great aren't there any "real" woman left in this world???

amber

Canon EOS-300D Rebel

07/26/2006 11:48:53 AM · #958

Ahem...it means I won't ruin my lippy anymore, or yours Kevin;)

Message edited by author 2006-07-26 11:57:46.

07/26/2006 01:47:09 PM · #959

Here is a Joke for the Bar:

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you
were watching."

Moral

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men.....are men.

FocusPoint

XIAOMI Redmi Note 8 Pro

07/26/2006 03:02:20 PM · #960

Who's the bartender here... I need a drink... Been a long day :/

*sits on a barstool*

Gimme a bud... draft... I might be here for a while.

07/26/2006 06:54:45 PM · #961

Bartender 1 Rusty Nail!

Damn what a day ...

07/26/2006 07:00:11 PM · #962

Make it a double

*Cursing under my breath about all the narrow minded people that just can't see past their own petty view of ...*

07/26/2006 07:32:38 PM · #963

Doubling the Scotch and doubling the Drambeui...

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/26/2006 07:33:35 PM · #964

Hell Yeah!

Scotch & Scotch with Scotch & Scotch

but I might need a taxi ..

Message edited by author 2006-07-26 19:33:55.

cryingdragon

Canon EOS-10D

07/26/2006 07:36:51 PM · #965

OK, I'll have a Buttery Nipple, a Blow Job, Sex on the Beach, a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall with a Twist, and a Screaming Orgasm...to drink, I'll have a double jack and coke.

07/26/2006 07:38:16 PM · #966

Originally posted by cryingdragon:

OK, I'll have a Buttery Nipple, a Blow Job, Sex on the Beach, a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall with a Twist, and a Screaming Orgasm...to drink, I'll have a double jack and coke.

On second thought I will have what Dragon's having ...

:-P

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/26/2006 07:38:41 PM · #967

Ummmm... Scotch and Scotch would just be a Rusty then, right? lol

FocusPoint

XIAOMI Redmi Note 8 Pro

07/26/2006 07:39:30 PM · #968

It's been hours, and this place is still quite as a cemetery *sigh*

I think I want o have a few more beer and get out of here...

*zips and finishes his beer*

Bartender... Bud... draft.

*mumbles and looks around the empty bar*

Message edited by author 2006-07-26 19:40:10.

cryingdragon

Canon EOS-10D

07/26/2006 07:40:30 PM · #969

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by cryingdragon:
OK, I'll have a Buttery Nipple, a Blow Job, Sex on the Beach, a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall with a Twist, and a Screaming Orgasm...to drink, I'll have a double jack and coke.

On second thought I will have what Dragon's having ...

:-P

Quite a few years back, I had this female bartender friend. Every time I walked into the bar, this is how I greeted her.

07/26/2006 07:40:43 PM · #970

Originally posted by _eug:

Ummmm... Scotch and Scotch would just be a Rusty then, right? lol

Well I think Drambuie is technically scotch right?

07/26/2006 07:40:59 PM · #971

We only server BOTTLED water...

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

07/26/2006 07:41:27 PM · #972

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by _eug:
Ummmm... Scotch and Scotch would just be a Rusty then, right? lol

Well I think Drambuie is technically scotch right?

Huh... Good question...

There you go... I just thought it was a liquor...

"Drambuie (dram 'boo ee or dram 'byoo ee) is a honey- and herb-flavoured golden scotch whisky liqueur made from aged malt whisky, heather honey and a secret blend of herbs and spices."

Message edited by author 2006-07-26 19:42:32.

cryingdragon

Canon EOS-10D

07/26/2006 07:42:39 PM · #973

Originally posted by _eug:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by _eug:
Ummmm... Scotch and Scotch would just be a Rusty then, right? lol

Well I think Drambuie is technically scotch right?

Huh... Good question...

a honey- and herb-flavoured golden scotch whisky liqueur made from aged malt whisky, heather honey and a secret blend of herbs and spices. The name Drambuie comes from the Scottish Gaelic phrase an dram buidheach, meaning the drink that satisfies

On a side note...this comes directly from my family...father's mom's side.

Message edited by author 2006-07-26 19:43:22.

07/26/2006 07:45:12 PM · #974

What I know is it will rust more than your nail ...

:-P