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07/17/2006 09:47:10 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by idnic:
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Hey, I'm a member now...where's my copy? |
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07/17/2006 09:59:10 PM · #27 |
ladies ladies ladies...
I'm currently taking applications...
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (here in after referred to as the agreement)
is entered into on the ____ day of ________________ 2006,
between ___________________ and ___________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don`t have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "love making" stuff - only mind blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your butt up and go home.
14. Don`t be offended if I don`t ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my stuff for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style - the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just get with you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don`t keep calling.
20. The most important one - Carry your ass home. Don`t call me, I`ll call you!
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating partner:
Signature: _____________________________________.
Date: _________________________________________.
PS this is a joke
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07/17/2006 10:02:12 PM · #28 |
did you really have to say this part?
Participating partner:
Signature: _____________________________________.
Date: _________________________________________.
PS this is a joke
LOL i think the ladies here can figure that out ;-)
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07/17/2006 10:12:12 PM · #29 |
Originally posted by saintaugust:
did you really have to say this part?
Participating partner:
Signature: _____________________________________.
Date: _________________________________________.
PS this is a joke
LOL i think the ladies here can figure that out ;-) |
You never know. I dont want them to think I think that way for real.
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07/17/2006 10:14:17 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by idnic:
I'm kinda single :) |
You are not kinda single!!
Now go say I'm sorry to your sweet potato ...
Alright folks, nothing to see here, everyone go about there business ... she's just throwing her symmetry around.
:P
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07/17/2006 10:14:50 PM · #31 |
Originally posted by alfresco:
Originally posted by idnic:
I'm kinda single :) |
You are not kinda single!!
Now go say I'm sorry to your sweet potato ...
Alright folks, nothing to see here, everyone go about there business ... she's just throwing her symmetry around.
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ROFL You had to go there! :P |
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07/17/2006 10:16:28 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by alfresco:
Originally posted by idnic:
I'm kinda single :) |
You are not kinda single!!
Now go say I'm sorry to your sweet potato ...
Alright folks, nothing to see here, everyone go about there business ... she's just throwing her symmetry around.
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sweet potato? i heard it was a "hot" potato :) |
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07/17/2006 10:16:39 PM · #33 |
ms Rebel xt seeks mr rebel xt. Must be able to focus in any situation and have a big ZOOM ;)
haha. |
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07/17/2006 10:21:50 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by littlegsr:
ms Rebel xt seeks mr rebel xt. Must be able to focus in any situation and have a big ZOOM ;)
haha. |
ha ha - amen sister! big lenses turn me on! |
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07/17/2006 10:22:04 PM · #35 |
Originally posted by Rikki:
sweet potato? i heard it was a "hot" potato :) |
"It"?!?! LOL - cindi's dating Mr Potato Head?
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07/17/2006 10:23:16 PM · #36 |
Originally posted by alfresco:
Originally posted by Rikki:
sweet potato? i heard it was a "hot" potato :) |
"It"?!?! LOL - cindi's dating Mr Potato Head? |
Ummm yeah! Get with it JP!
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07/17/2006 10:26:22 PM · #37 |
| I've noticed this type of thread start up periodically, but they always seem to quickly fill with the inanities and excesses of people who are not viable participants ... : ( |
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07/17/2006 10:27:02 PM · #38 |
Originally posted by Rikki:
Originally posted by alfresco:
Originally posted by Rikki:
sweet potato? i heard it was a "hot" potato :) |
"It"?!?! LOL - cindi's dating Mr Potato Head? |
Ummm yeah! Get with it JP!
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I'm always the last to know :(
Find Your Potato Love
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07/17/2006 10:27:48 PM · #39 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
I've noticed this type of thread start up periodically, but they always seem to quickly fill with the inanities and excesses of people who are not viable participants ... : ( |
Apologies Paul. Didn't mean to be part of the hijack team :( |
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07/17/2006 10:30:20 PM · #40 |
Originally posted by Rikki:
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Mine has more hair! :P |
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07/17/2006 10:30:20 PM · #41 |
Originally posted by Rikki:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
I've noticed this type of thread start up periodically, but they always seem to quickly fill with the inanities and excesses of people who are not viable participants ... : ( |
Apologies Paul. Didn't mean to be part of the hijack team :( |
It's OK -- it's a universal trend : )
I was just making an observation ... I'm sure the thread will wind its way around just fine. |
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07/17/2006 10:30:41 PM · #42 |
Originally posted by Judi:
I like photography...men...and lots of laughs...oh wait...I am already taken..oops! Sorry for the interruption...back to your normal programme..."The Dating Game"...hehehehe |
Damn Judi I saw this and thought I was going to have to get a divorce lawyer but I then read the whole post. Man my heart started racing and I was starting to pack my stuff to move to the down under.
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07/17/2006 10:31:56 PM · #43 |
Originally posted by idnic:
Mine has more hair! :P |
???????
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07/17/2006 10:32:10 PM · #44 |
i was on the worst show ever, 'cooking for love'. to this day, i won't watch it.
now, back to cameras!
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07/17/2006 10:39:38 PM · #45 |
He's camera shy :) |
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07/17/2006 10:41:14 PM · #46 |
Originally posted by idnic:
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Pefect form on holding that camera ;)
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07/17/2006 10:43:46 PM · #47 |
Originally posted by rex:
Pefect form on holding that camera ;) |
yeah, I'm known for my form! LOL |
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07/17/2006 10:43:55 PM · #48 |
Originally posted by idnic:
He's camera shy :) |
You're left-eyed. Huh.
Minus two for Mr Love Potato for not showing his face
:P
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07/17/2006 10:47:49 PM · #49 |
Originally posted by alfresco:
You're left-eyed. Huh.
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Cross-sight everything I've ever shot! Guns, archery, hatchets, axes - right arm dominant - left eye dominant. I learned to switch-hit with every thing because of it, shooting pool, softball, etc, all learned to be left-handed. I'm uber-ambidex now. |
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07/17/2006 10:50:21 PM · #50 |
I'm left-eye right-hand as well: Plus one to cindi for left-eyedness.
Still minus two for the bf for being camera shy. Now had you said it was an abstraction of him, ahhhhh, then it would have been plus two :P
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